the players without a program?
Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?
What with elections coming up, we should all
decide.
Question:
How do you tell the difference between Democrats,
Republicans and
Southern Republicans? The answer can be found by
posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your
wife and two small
children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with
a huge knife comes around the
corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities,
raises the knife, and
charges. You are carrying a 1911 Colt .45 auto,
and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and
your family. What do you
do?
Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the
question!
* Does the man look poor or Oppressed?
* Have I ever done anything to him that would
inspire him to attack?
* Could we run away?
* What does my wife think?
* What about the kids?
* Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and
knock the knife out of his hand?
* What does the law say about this situation?
* Does the Colt have appropriate safety built
into it?
* Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what
kind of message does this send to society and to
my children?
* Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing
me?
* Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he
be content just wound me?
* If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could
my family get away while he was stabbing me?
* Should I call 9-1-1?
* Why is this street so deserted?
* We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed
day and make this a happier, healthier street
that would discourage such behavior.
* This is all so confusing!
* I need to debate this with some friends for a
few days and try to come to a consensus.
Republican's Answer:
BANG!
Southern Republican's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
click....(sounds of reloading).
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
click, click.
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the
Winchester Silver Tips or Black Talon hollow
points??
