This is the guy so many of you want for another 4 years.
Think hard about this:
GEORGE W. BUSH'S RESUME
EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE
LAW ENFORCEMENT
I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days.
My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available.
MILITARY
I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.
COLLEGE
Dad got me into Yale university and I graduated with a low C average.
PAST WORK EXPERIENCE
I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas, in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money. Traded Sammy Sosa.
With the help of my father and our friends in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS
I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union.
During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America.
I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money.
I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American history even though I spent an average of 15 minutes reviewing these death penalty cases.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT
Ethics and such
I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record.
I set the record for fewest numbers of press conferences of any President since the advent of television.
I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year period.
I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.
I set the record for most campaign fund raising trips by a U.S. President. I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations.
My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. History, Enron.
My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision.
I've protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history.
I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.
I appointed more convicted criminals to my administration than any President in U.S. history.
I gave 11 press conferences during my first three years in office in which I referred to questions as being "trick" ones.
Foreign Policy
I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week.
I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.
I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S. history.
I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.
I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.
I made the U.S. pull out of the Kyoto protocol.
I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. "prisoners of war" detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.
I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).
I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated country in the world.
I am the first President in US history to order an unprovoked, preemptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. citizens and most of our allies.
My poor planing helped create a post-Saddam Iraq that is a haven for terrorist recruitment.
With over 13,000 civilian Iraqi dead I have helped to dramatically fuel hatred for America among Islamic fundamentalists and others.
I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.
I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families-in wartime.
In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq, and then blamed the lies on our British friends.
I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.
Domestic Policy
I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.
I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period. I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period. I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S. stock market. In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs.
I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.
I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.
During my presidency the total number of lost American jobs (private sector) was 1.8 million.
During my presidency the average difference in earnings between industries losing jobs and those creating jobs was $9,160 less .
I am the only president in the last 70 years who has lost jobs during their terms of office.
Under my watch, family health care premiums rose 50 percent and health insurance premiums grew four times the amount than workers' earnings did last year. Plus. 5.2 million people lost the heath care during my presidency leaving the total number of Americans without health insurance at 45 million.
During the strong economy that grew during my presidency:
*college tuition rose $1207 or 35%,
*chid care costs rose $2050 on average, gas costs for households with children rose 33% on average,
* the increase in households declaring bankruptcy rose 33%. Bankruptcy was filed every 19 seconds
-and the real feather in my cap is the $658+ billion increase in the federal deficit.
During my presidency 87% of American families said they received no benefit from my tax cuts and 49% said their taxes actually went up. That's because 39% of the tax cuts went to the 1% of wealthiest Americans.
During my presidency those below the poverty line increased to 12.5% including 12.1 million children.
I underfunded homeland security by $14 Billion (the cost of the Iraq war being 177 million dollar per day!).
I oversaw 200 regulation rollbacks downgrading or weakening environmental laws in my first three years in office.
During my presidency there has been a 50 Percentage decline in Environmental Protection Agency enforcement actions against polluters.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES
All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's library, sealed and unavailable for public view.
All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-president, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.
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