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Last post 19 years ago by xibbumbero. 18 replies replies.
Bush is an ALIEN, gets info from MARS!
AVB Offline
#1 Posted:
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TEMPE, ARIZ.—"The president is an alien. There's your quote of the day," Ken Mehlman said before the final presidential debate to reporters who were peppering him with questions about the rectangular shape underneath the president's jacket during the first debate. "He's been getting information from Mars," said Bush's campaign manager, and at the debate, "his alien past will be exposed."

Must be true if a republican said it. http://www.slate.com/Default.aspx?id=2108122&

Would explain alot of things too LOL!!!
usahog Offline
#2 Posted:
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Better explained then how Kerry stumbled through the question on faith and religion... what a bumbling idiot..

He'd a done better to say nothing at all... LOL

Hog
AVB Offline
#3 Posted:
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You must have read that on one of those special Bush "internets" he memtioned.
usahog Offline
#4 Posted:
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Nope seen it in the debate first hand last night... did you watch the debate?

Kerry stumbled quite a bit last night...

Hog
AVB Offline
#5 Posted:
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Makes you wonder why he leads the debate opinion polls.
usahog Offline
#6 Posted:
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"Makes you wonder why he leads the debate opinion polls"

LMAO... doesn't make me wonder one bit...

makes me sad to think of our media outlets today!!!

Hog
snowwolf777 Offline
#7 Posted:
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Unfortunately, debate opinion polls don't get you into the White House.
JonR Offline
#8 Posted:
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Yo AVB:

Now I know why Rick hates GW so much, GW is from Mars and Rick is from Ur anus.

JonR
usahog Offline
#9 Posted:
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I wonder was this Ken Mehlman just completing the book.. Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus?? if so I also wonder what Marrage this person is on? after all Kerry is on his second? his first was a flop and when asked last night about the most influential or inspiring woman in their lives.. Kerry hesitated/joked and then said his Mother... I also wonder how much hell he caught from Mrs. T behind closed doors.. I bet she whipped him like a Pup with his leather collar, wrist and ankle straps on!!!!

I could picture Kerry as a Bondage Baby!!! LMAO!!!

Hog
AVB Offline
#10 Posted:
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Too much information about your fantasies Hog. Save it for the next time you're on the couch.
usahog Offline
#11 Posted:
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AVB this was not a fantasy.. it was a nightmare ;0)

Hog
CWFoster Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 12-12-2003
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GEEZE! Are the liberals so desparate that they have to make an issue of a bulge under the mans coat? If it was a reciever, and he was getting "coached" SO WHAT? Is that against the law? Did he give aid and comfort to the enemy during wartime? (oops, that would be Kerry!) Did he demonstrate twenty years worth of deriliction of duty accomplishing NOTHING worthwhile in the Senate? (oops, that would be Kerry too!)

I guess they have to make up whatever issues they CAN, because they can't seem to find any REAL ones the Mr. Flipflop doesn't look even worse at!
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#13 Posted:
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usahog

you are getting too involved. you are becoming worse then i. you are finding fault in anything and everything kerry says about anything. i know i am a fanatic, but up until now you have maintained a certain sense of when to speak about about important things.

of course you have a perfect right to speak out about anything you want to, but you seem to want to more and more over less and less.

relax, i'd hate to see you become a right wing hogamaven.
CWFoster Offline
#14 Posted:
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LOL @ Rick!
usahog Offline
#15 Posted:
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"but you seem to want to more and more over less and less."

Rick that is about all that was worth repeating out of what you said to me... Yep, more =(my open thoughts) over less =(John Kerry)

I despise this Traitor almost as bad as Clinton... he sold our country down the toilet starting in 1971 and he if elected will continue to do the same as long as people (Good People) of this Nation put up with it....

Clinton was bad enough for 8 yrs... I don't want to see a repeat at anytime in the near future...

So I'll speak Out my Peace up until Bush has another 4 yrs in Office!!!!

Hog
AVB Offline
#16 Posted:
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So I'll speak Out my Peace up until Bush has another 4 yrs in Office!!!!

Does that mean if he loses you'll never shut up?
usahog Offline
#17 Posted:
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LMAO Yep, You got it ;0)~~~

Hog
eleltea Offline
#18 Posted:
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Rick, that was funny. "Hogamaven." lmao

xibbumbero Offline
#19 Posted:
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Hogamaven...that's a classic,LOL. X
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