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nealep Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, Oct 15 2004, 2:20 PM EST
Joined: 07-14-2004
Posts: 519
Dear Tech Support:


Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.


I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!


Thanks,


A Troubled User. (KEEP READING)


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REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:


This is a very common problem that men complain about.


Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.


You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.


The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.


Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.


However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !


WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.


Best of luck,

Tech Support
sketcha Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, Oct 15 2004, 3:09 PM EST
Joined: 03-26-2003
Posts: 3,238
That's good.
pabloescabar Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, Oct 15 2004, 4:57 PM EST
Joined: 02-25-2005
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tech guy said augmentation...
herfsnipe Offline
#4 Posted: Sat, Oct 16 2004, 7:22 AM EST
Joined: 07-28-2004
Posts: 3,315
Seems to me you could just delete the cookies....

Or not...
nealep Offline
#5 Posted: Mon, Oct 18 2004, 9:39 AM EST
Joined: 07-14-2004
Posts: 519
herf...

If you deleted the "cookes", how would you get them off?

Neal
cexshun Offline
#6 Posted: Mon, Oct 18 2004, 10:00 AM EST
Joined: 09-23-2004
Posts: 1,289
I guess you could remove Wife 1.0. It'd have to be very quick and unexpected though. You'd also have to purchase a new computer, and very likely find a new and unknown location to operate at while leaving the old computer behind and abandoned. Of course, then the creators of Wife 1.0 would hunt you down for violating the Terms of Service set forth in the End User Lisencing Agreement you signed on the day you installed Wife 1.0.

Can you tell what I do for a living?
Thom Offline
#7 Posted: Mon, Oct 18 2004, 6:22 PM EST
Joined: 12-08-2003
Posts: 6,117
Whoa. Sounds more like that dude has some sort of virus.
billyjackson Offline
#8 Posted: Mon, Oct 18 2004, 6:43 PM EST
Joined: 08-19-2002
Posts: 2,860
Wife 1.0 uninstalled me!!!!!
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