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briguy151 Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Nov 4 2004, 5:05 AM EST
Joined: 09-22-2004
Posts: 611
"Congratulations on getting married! It's not every day you decide to ruin your life!"

"When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise."

"If you ever need a friend, buy a dog."

"Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever find out
who the father was?"

JonR Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Nov 4 2004, 7:25 AM EST
Joined: 02-19-2002
Posts: 9,740
Here's another card you won't see.


To: john kerry

Congratulations on your victory !

From: RICKAMAVEN

lofty1 Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Nov 4 2004, 7:27 AM EST
Joined: 06-07-2004
Posts: 4,670
Damn, that's funny. That's very funny.
EI Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Nov 4 2004, 7:45 AM EST
Joined: 06-29-2002
Posts: 5,069
you wont even see this

To: President George W. Bush

Congratulations on your victory !

From: RICKAMAVEN

plabonte Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, Nov 5 2004, 4:18 AM EST
Joined: 09-11-2000
Posts: 2,131
How about this one

To: RICKMAVEN

Thanks for all your loyal support. I really appreciate it.

From: President Wannabe John Kerry
MACS Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, Nov 5 2004, 12:41 PM EST
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,858
Play nice fellas. Rick is a butthead sometimes, but no need to poke the dog through a picket fence, so to speak.

I'm a butthead sometimes too... no, really.
JonR Offline
#7 Posted: Fri, Nov 5 2004, 1:05 PM EST
Joined: 02-19-2002
Posts: 9,740
Or how about this one:

To: Rickamaven

NA, NA, NA-NA, NA, 4 more years!

From: President George W. Bush
dave97402 Offline
#8 Posted: Fri, Nov 5 2004, 1:09 PM EST
Joined: 12-24-2003
Posts: 3,598
"no need to poke the dog throught the picket fence". I love that analogy Shawn.....very good! LOL

Though it's probably because I got one of them really lovable family dogs that just go ballistic when people harrass him through the fence!!

Dave
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