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RICKAMAVEN Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, Sep 24 2010, 12:18 PM EST
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248
here them all cheering
now they are nearing
there's the captain nice and tan
bayonet's flashing
music is crashing
as the wooden soldiers march
saber a-c;inkin
soldiers a-winking
at each little pretty maid

here they come, here they come
here they come, here they come
wooden soldiers on parade

(WHISTLE, SYMBOLS CRASHING)


LMAO
HockeyDad Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, Sep 24 2010, 12:22 PM EST
Joined: 09-20-2000
Posts: 46,134
Jacket off!!
Jacket off!
Jacket off!


LMAO
fishinguitarman Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, Sep 24 2010, 12:30 PM EST
Joined: 07-29-2006
Posts: 69,148
MIKE HUNT
MIKE HUNT
MIKE HUNT
DrMaddVibe Offline
#4 Posted: Fri, Sep 24 2010, 12:57 PM EST
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,431
Well it's forty below
And I don't give a fuque
Got a heater in my truck
And I'm off to the rodeo
It's an allamande left
And allamande right
C'mon you ****' dummy
Get your right step right
Get offstage you goddamn goof
Y'know you piss me off
You fuqueing jerk
Get on my nerves
Well here comes Johnny
With his pecker in his hand
He's a one-ball man
And he's off to the rodeo
It's an allamande left
And allamande right
C'mon you fuquein' dummy
Get your right step right
Get offstage you goddamn goof
Y'know you piss me off
You fuqueing jerk
Get on my nerves
(INSTRUMENTAL)
Well it's forty below
And I ain't got a truck
And I don't give a ****
'Cause I'm off to the rodeo
It's an allamande left
And allamande right
C'mon you fuquen' dummy
Get your right step right
Get offstage you goddamn goof
Y'know you piss me off
You fuqueing jerk
Get on my nerves
Well heer comes Johnny
With his pecker in his hand
He's a one-ball man
And he's off to the rodeo
It's an allamande left
And allamande right
C'mon you fuquein' dummy
Get your right step right
Get offstage you goddamn goof
Y'know you piss me off
You fuqueing jerk
Get on my nerves

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85nDTnqWlFI
daveincincy Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, Sep 24 2010, 1:56 PM EST
Joined: 08-11-2006
Posts: 20,033
DrMaddVibe wrote:
Well it's forty below
And I don't give a fuque
Got a heater in my truck
And I'm off to the rodeo
It's an allamande left
And allamande right
C'mon you ****' dummy
Get your right step right
Get offstage you goddamn goof
Y'know you piss me off
You fuqueing jerk
Get on my nerves
Well here comes Johnny
With his pecker in his hand
He's a one-ball man
And he's off to the rodeo
It's an allamande left
And allamande right
C'mon you fuquein' dummy
Get your right step right
Get offstage you goddamn goof
Y'know you piss me off
You fuqueing jerk
Get on my nerves
(INSTRUMENTAL)
Well it's forty below
And I ain't got a truck
And I don't give a ****
'Cause I'm off to the rodeo
It's an allamande left
And allamande right
C'mon you fuquen' dummy
Get your right step right
Get offstage you goddamn goof
Y'know you piss me off
You fuqueing jerk
Get on my nerves
Well heer comes Johnny
With his pecker in his hand
He's a one-ball man
And he's off to the rodeo
It's an allamande left
And allamande right
C'mon you fuquein' dummy
Get your right step right
Get offstage you goddamn goof
Y'know you piss me off
You fuqueing jerk
Get on my nerves

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85nDTnqWlFI


I loved hearing that song...back in high school. Dancing
daveincincy Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, Sep 24 2010, 1:57 PM EST
Joined: 08-11-2006
Posts: 20,033
HockeyDad wrote:
Jacket off!!
Jacket off!
Jacket off!


LMAO


That was quick.
gringococolo Offline
#7 Posted: Fri, Sep 24 2010, 1:57 PM EST
Joined: 02-04-2006
Posts: 4,626
Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees and begged
You not to leave
Because I'd go berserk?
Well!
You left me anyhow and then
The days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone
Completely out of my mind.

And

They're coming to take me away, Ha-ha
They're coming to take me away, Ho-ho
Hee-hee-haa-haa
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those
Nice young men in their clean white coats and
They're coming to take me away, ha-ha!

You thought it was a joke
And so you laughed, you laughed,
When I had said that losing you
Would make me flip my lid.
Right?
You know you laughed
I heard you laugh
You laughed, you laughed
And laughed and then you left but
Now you know I'm utterly mad

And

They're coming to take me away, ha-ha,
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho,
Hee hee, haa haa
To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket-weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, ha-hahaha...

I cooked your food, I cleaned your house,
And this is how you pay me back for
All my kind, unselfish, loving deeds,
Hah?
Well you just wait, they'll find you yet
And when they do they'll put you in the ASPCA you mangey mutt!

And

They're coming to take me away, Ha-ha
They're coming to take me away, Ho-ho
Hee-hee-haa-haa
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those
Nice young men in their clean white coats and
They're coming to take me away, ha-ha!

To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket-weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, ha-hahaha...

To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men...
HockeyDad Offline
#8 Posted: Fri, Sep 24 2010, 2:13 PM EST
Joined: 09-20-2000
Posts: 46,134
Futures made of virtual insanity now
Always seem to be governed by this love we have for
useless, twisting, of our new technology
Oh now there is no sound, for we all live underground

Now there is no sound if we all live underground
If there was virtual insanity
Forget your virtual reality
Oh, there's nothing so bad
As a man-made man, oh yeah, I know yeah
Ooh

Futures made of virtual insanity now
Always seem to be governed by this love we have for
Useless, twisting, of the new technology
Oh now there is no sound, for we all live underground

Now this life that we live in
It's so wrong
Shout out the window
Do you know that
There is nothing worse than a man-made man
Still there's nothing worse than a foolish man, hey

Virtual insanity is what we're living in
Yeah, it is alright
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#9 Posted: Fri, Sep 24 2010, 10:52 PM EST
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248
HockeyDad 38

YELLOW ON GREY!

my eyes thank you.
donutboy2000 Offline
#10 Posted: Sat, Oct 2 2010, 11:14 PM EST
Joined: 11-20-2001
Posts: 25,000
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