An old woman goes to the doctors and confesses to an embarrassing problem. "I fart all the time doctor, but they''re soundless and they have no odor." "In fact since I''ve been here I''ve farted no less than twenty times." "What can I do?"
"Here''s a prescription, Mrs. Harris. Take these pills three times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week."
The next week an upset Mrs. Harris marched into the doctors office. "Doctor, I don''t know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I still fart just as much but now they smell terrible!" "What do you have to say for yourself?"
"Calm down, Mrs Harris " said the doctor soothingly. "Now that we''ve fixed your sinuses, we''ll work on your hearing."
