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Give me 3 legitimate reasons to vote Democrat
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jackconrad Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Oct 14 2010, 12:34 PM EST
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I can't find any: What a surprise !Not talking
DrMaddVibe Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Oct 14 2010, 12:36 PM EST
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1) Because you might be mentally ill.

2) You're a government employee.

3) You still believe in Santa Claus, Unicorns and Bigfoot.
borndead1 Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Oct 14 2010, 3:51 PM EST
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The same statement could be made about voting republican.
tailgater Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Oct 14 2010, 4:25 PM EST
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Barney

Frank


Sorry, I could only come up with two.
wtjvj Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Oct 14 2010, 5:44 PM EST
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Obama

Sucks


Butt
elk hunter Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Oct 14 2010, 6:11 PM EST
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1. You want to give to the worthless...

2. BECAUSE you want to give to the worthless you want to pay more taxes...

3. You hate the freedoms God gave you...

That sums it up...
T Z Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Oct 14 2010, 7:44 PM EST
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Because you like taking it up the butt
you are gay oh damn thats the same thing
you are a liberal and believe in unicorns and fairys and love butterflies... Wait thats the same as 1 and 2
Whistlebritches Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Oct 14 2010, 7:57 PM EST
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Hope and Change.........I guess #3 would be our lord and saviour obama.



GOD help us all.................


Ron
critter2 Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Oct 14 2010, 8:21 PM EST
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some seek riches. some seek wisdom. you seek some siht that ain't there
tweoijfoi Offline
#10 Posted: Thu, Oct 14 2010, 8:24 PM EST
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Give me 3 reasons to vote Republican.

I would say smaller government, but that hasn't been the case lately.
I would say fiscal responsibility, but that hasn't been the case lately.
I would say leaders with morals, but that hasn't been the case lately.
nitro6526 Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, Oct 14 2010, 8:33 PM EST
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1. You
2. Are
3. Stupid

Only reasons I can think of.
tweoijfoi Offline
#12 Posted: Thu, Oct 14 2010, 8:36 PM EST
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nitro6526 wrote:
1. You
2. Are
3. Stupid

Only reasons I can think of.


Clever. Did you think of that by yourself?
nitro6526 Offline
#13 Posted: Thu, Oct 14 2010, 8:39 PM EST
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No had help but were all stupid also.
tweoijfoi Offline
#14 Posted: Thu, Oct 14 2010, 8:40 PM EST
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nitro6526 wrote:
No had help but were all stupid also.


Haha. You are a product of your environment in this welfare system.
nitro6526 Offline
#15 Posted: Thu, Oct 14 2010, 8:43 PM EST
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If only I could find a way to get off of It I would. HONEST. gotta find a way to cash my check n still buy more cigars
tweoijfoi Offline
#16 Posted: Thu, Oct 14 2010, 8:45 PM EST
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nitro6526 wrote:
If only I could find a way to get off of It I would. HONEST. gotta find a way to cash my check n still buy more cigars


You gotta stop having babies and get a job. Requires work though... not sure if you're interested in that. Not talking
nitro6526 Offline
#17 Posted: Thu, Oct 14 2010, 8:57 PM EST
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Nope. Too much work to actually have a job. It is more fun to sit around and smoke and drink all day on the mans dime. Hardest part is finding the time to go and pick up check. Oh and complain about not getting a cost of living raise in so long. What's the hold up?
tweoijfoi Offline
#18 Posted: Thu, Oct 14 2010, 9:10 PM EST
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nitro6526 wrote:
Nope. Too much work to actually have a job. It is more fun to sit around and smoke and drink all day on the mans dime. Hardest part is finding the time to go and pick up check. Oh and complain about not getting a cost of living raise in so long. What's the hold up?


Sorry. I work and I drink but I'm having trouble sending you more money. Seems I need it for my own expenses. Better luck next year? I know it's hard on you.
nitro6526 Offline
#19 Posted: Thu, Oct 14 2010, 9:35 PM EST
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LOL. Now that's downright cruel. If I can't count on brotherly Love on here I can't count on It anywhere. Guess I just gotta go steal it somewhere else.
DadZilla3 Offline
#20 Posted: Fri, Oct 15 2010, 3:51 AM EST
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Posts: 4,633
Everybody sing!

I don't want to work
I want to bang on these drums all day
I don't want to play
I just want to bang on these drums all day
jpotts Offline
#21 Posted: Mon, Oct 18 2010, 7:53 PM EST
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jackconrad wrote:
I can't find any: What a surprise !Not talking



Here are three:

1) Republicans suck,

2) Republicans are evil,

3) Republicans suck.


Sincerely,

JadeRose, Homebrew, et al.
Stinkdyr Offline
#22 Posted: Tue, Oct 19 2010, 2:15 PM EST
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Elk nailed it in #6.


Applause
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