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jpotts Offline
#1 Posted: Mon, Nov 22 2010, 12:39 AM EST
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So, the wife decides to have order pizza on Saturday because we all decided to work out in the yard, and she didn't want to start cooking at 6:00pm. Plus, she had this coupon for a local franchise pizza joint who was selling two pizzas for around $10.00. However, she doesn't like the bread sticks at this place - and she's gotta have bread sticks when she has pizza (for whatever reason - so she decides to order salad and bread sticks at one pizza place (another national franchise establishment), and then shoot over to the second pizza place where they have the cheap pizza.

So she comes back, and tells me an interesting tale. She got in a conversation with someone at the pizza place where she got bread sticks and salad. According to them, in the last month, the price of cheese went up dramatically. They had to raise prices accordingly, and in doing so their sales were down.

She gets into a conversation with the guy at the place where she picks up the pizzas and he tells her that, indeed, the price of cheese just jumped up. But, he's also the victim of a double-whammy. This particular pizza place is in an area where they've been doing road construction for about two years now - all of it paid for by that $800 billion dollar stimulus legislation that Idi Amin Jr. passed when he first slinked into office. Because they've been tearing up the roads near his place for the last two years, his business has fallen off dramatically. The main reason is because the construction has been so extensive and so prolonged, everyone avoids the area. Business has dropped off so bad that the guy is selling pizzas at such a reduced rate that he's not making any money on them. He's just trying to minimize his losses at this point.

So, two different pizza places in financial turmoil. Both of them have been in business at their respective locations for over 15 years, and both of them may go under because of the wholesale idiocy and bungling of Idi Amin Jr.


All hail the idiot boy king. I hope he had a fun time in India.
donutboy2000 Offline
#2 Posted: Mon, Nov 22 2010, 2:07 AM EST
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All a part of Dear Leader's plan to wipe out capitalism.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#3 Posted: Mon, Nov 22 2010, 8:15 AM EST
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God bless the shovel ready projects.
dsmokers Offline
#4 Posted: Mon, Nov 22 2010, 2:29 PM EST
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people that drive all over town to get their favorite junk food make me smile. Did you get a nice fat stack of lotto tickets and cigs at the 7-11 as well?
JadeRose Offline
#5 Posted: Mon, Nov 22 2010, 2:34 PM EST
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rofl......It took this guy exactly ONE post to figure out the moronic greatness of potts. Rock on, new guy.
HockeyDad Offline
#6 Posted: Mon, Nov 22 2010, 2:54 PM EST
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JadeRose wrote:
rofl......It took this guy exactly ONE post to figure out the moronic greatness of potts. Rock on, new guy.



Yup, he nailed it like he had been here forever!
jpotts Offline
#7 Posted: Mon, Nov 22 2010, 5:35 PM EST
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dsmokers wrote:
people that drive all over town to get their favorite junk food make me smile. Did you get a nice fat stack of lotto tickets and cigs at the 7-11 as well?


Glad something makes you smile. Otherwise you'd end up being like Jade.
jpotts Offline
#8 Posted: Mon, Nov 22 2010, 5:38 PM EST
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JadeRose wrote:
rofl......It took this guy exactly ONE post to figure out the moronic greatness of potts. Rock on, new guy.


Face it Jade: you know you want bear my children.
jackconrad Offline
#9 Posted: Mon, Nov 22 2010, 9:14 PM EST
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_YY_ I eat Pellets and defocate on the Picture of The Liberal Wonder Boy !
donutboy2000 Offline
#10 Posted: Mon, Nov 22 2010, 10:23 PM EST
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dsmokers = JadeRose
uncleb Offline
#11 Posted: Tue, Nov 23 2010, 12:41 PM EST
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We interupt this broadcast to inform you that

JPOTSS is an idiot.

Now back to your regularly scheduled programming.
rfenst Offline
#12 Posted: Tue, Nov 23 2010, 4:58 PM EST
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jackconrad wrote:
llll
(_` )_('>
(__,~_)8
_YY_ I eat Pellets and defocate on the Picture of The Liberal Wonder Boy !



I am really begining towonder what the correct psychological profile is for a grown adult who takes on both the persona and speech of a bunny. Something just tells me it is very weird.
HockeyDad Offline
#13 Posted: Tue, Nov 23 2010, 5:09 PM EST
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rfenst wrote:
I am really begining towonder what the correct psychological profile is for a grown adult who takes on both the persona and speech of a bunny. Something just tells me it is very weird.



I was just guessing "f a g" and didn't try to analyze further.
DrafterX Offline
#14 Posted: Tue, Nov 23 2010, 5:36 PM EST
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gay-homo bunnies are the worst... Mellow
donutboy2000 Offline
#15 Posted: Tue, Nov 23 2010, 10:46 PM EST
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uncleb wrote:
We interupt this broadcast to inform you that

JPOTSS is an idiot.

Now back to your regularly scheduled programming.



12. Author: pacman357 Date: 09/11/2009  03:06 AM Reply   
It is the folly of the weak-minded, when attempting to engage in debate he would have us believe is somehow intelligent, rational and logic, to simply fall back on name calling, without respect to whether there is any sense at all in trying to label another person. As though applying a moniker on someone else makes it so.

Name-calling has failed to be persuasive as a recognized debate ever since "I’m rubber, and you’re glue" was first coined. It is childishness and idiocy, attempting to masquerade as fact and reason.
jimmy4eyes Offline
#16 Posted: Wed, Nov 24 2010, 1:12 PM EST
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Some local politician must have submitted a request for stimulus money to make those road repairs because he/she was tired of hearing complaints from his/her constituents about how bad that/those road(s) were and the politician got tired of telling those constituents that they just don't have the money for road repairs but I hope you are enjoying your low property taxes. Brick wall

But yes, let's blame Obama. I think I read somewhere recently how it's Obama's fault that the happy cows in california aren't so happy any more hence the higher cheese prices, Obama is to blame for that too. Blink

JadeRose Offline
#17 Posted: Wed, Nov 24 2010, 7:22 PM EST
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donutboy2000 wrote:
dsmokers = JadeRose



Nope...sorry. I don't have to login as someone else to state that potts is a dipshit....or you, for that matter.
donutboy2000 Offline
#18 Posted: Wed, Nov 24 2010, 8:23 PM EST
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JadeRose wrote:
Nope...sorry. I don't have to login as someone else to state that potts is a dipshit....or you, for that matter.



YOU ARE A LIAR !
JadeRose Offline
#19 Posted: Thu, Nov 25 2010, 4:23 PM EST
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donutboy2000 wrote:
YOU ARE A LIAR !


Uhhhm...wow.....I guess you can believe whatever you want. You are, after all, a complete dumbfuck, but it ain't me. Ask Hockey Dad...he seems to have a little info on who it is. I personally don't hide behind a bunch of different log ins. I have 2. One for each credit card and the other is exactly the same except with a 13 behind it.
HockeyDad Offline
#20 Posted: Thu, Nov 25 2010, 4:27 PM EST
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Happy Thanksgiving!
robertknyc Offline
#21 Posted: Thu, Nov 25 2010, 6:27 PM EST
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Well didn't this thread bring out the best in everybody! Happy Thanksgiving
rfenst Offline
#22 Posted: Thu, Nov 25 2010, 10:35 PM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
Happy Thanksgiving!




Quit changing the subject!!!
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#23 Posted: Fri, Nov 26 2010, 12:07 PM EST
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robertknyc

actually it does,

from the ramblings of the unidicted
member of the KKK, the putzchild, who never told his
wife pizza, like cigars ordered on line are usually
delivered, eliminaing the short drive that is what kills
cars earlier then intended by the industry, and if the
owner of the pizza place that is loosing his business
because President Obama personally ordered his street
torn up even though it was in perfect shape and who is
in control of the cheeze industry in addition to his auto
mfg business and many other businesses we don't know
about yet, besides coupons are for sissies, a real man or
woman buys the product he wants and not something
that has been disconted because it isn't selling very
well, made a better, pizza, customers would call and
order their pizza, and his business wouldn't be tanking,

on to

the jelly filled sticky on the outside poster who forgets
capitalism is another "ism", and back to the putz person
who has some problems that impregnating a man might
solve, who thinks that way?. fast forward to our sticky
jelly filled friend

who after offering up "It is the folly of the weak-minded,
when attempting to engage in debate he would have us
believe is somehow intelligent, rational and logic, to
simply fall back on name calling," proves his point by
yelling "YOU ARE A LIAR !"
fishinguitarman Offline
#24 Posted: Fri, Nov 26 2010, 12:14 PM EST
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I'm guessing no reach arounds or even group hugs today?
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#25 Posted: Fri, Nov 26 2010, 12:17 PM EST
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i hugged toby
fishinguitarman Offline
#26 Posted: Fri, Nov 26 2010, 12:18 PM EST
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Well thats good enough for me...I'll hug dottie...who coincidentally happen to be a weiner dog...at least it's a she
teedubbya Offline
#27 Posted: Fri, Nov 26 2010, 3:59 PM EST
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PIZZA OUTRAGE
VaMtnMan Offline
#28 Posted: Fri, Nov 26 2010, 4:32 PM EST
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"a real man or woman buys the product he wants and not something that has been disconted "


Ha, ha, ha, ha.........this coming from the man who hasn't spend a penny except to buy duct tape to fix his house.
jpotts Offline
#29 Posted: Fri, Nov 26 2010, 6:16 PM EST
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RICKAMAVEN wrote:
robertknyc

actually it does,

from the ramblings of the unidicted
member of the KKK, the putzchild, who never told his
wife pizza, like cigars ordered on line are usually
delivered, eliminaing the short drive that is what kills
cars earlier then intended by the industry, and if the
owner of the pizza place that is loosing his business
because President Obama personally ordered his street
torn up even though it was in perfect shape and who is
in control of the cheeze industry in addition to his auto
mfg business and many other businesses we don't know
about yet, besides coupons are for sissies, a real man or
woman buys the product he wants and not something
that has been disconted because it isn't selling very
well, made a better, pizza, customers would call and
order their pizza, and his business wouldn't be tanking,

on to

the jelly filled sticky on the outside poster who forgets
capitalism is another "ism", and back to the putz person
who has some problems that impregnating a man might
solve, who thinks that way?. fast forward to our sticky
jelly filled friend

who after offering up "It is the folly of the weak-minded,
when attempting to engage in debate he would have us
believe is somehow intelligent, rational and logic, to
simply fall back on name calling," proves his point by
yelling "YOU ARE A LIAR !"


Does anyone else here find this unhinged and totally nonsensical rant from the little demi-communist just a little unsettling?
jpotts Offline
#30 Posted: Fri, Nov 26 2010, 6:26 PM EST
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jimmy4eyes wrote:
Some local politician must have submitted a request for stimulus money to make those road repairs because he/she was tired of hearing complaints from his/her constituents about how bad that/those road(s) were and the politician got tired of telling those constituents that they just don't have the money for road repairs but I hope you are enjoying your low property taxes. Brick wall


First, property taxes in Michigan ain't exactly low, and especially not where I live.

Second, if you've ever lived in Michigan for any extended period of time, you'd know the roads ALWAYS suck. And it's been like that for as long as I remember.

Third, my wife pointed out not too long ago that the massive repairs they made to the roads seem to make the roads drive worse than before they were repaired.

Fourth, the part about "not having money for road repairs" is kinda funny when you consider that the obviously have money to pay school administrators ungodly salaries and bonuses, as well as spending the coin to put up a brand-spakin' new senior citizens center (when most of them fly south during the winter anyways).

So, uh, your assumptions are pretty paper thin.

jimmy4eyes wrote:

But yes, let's blame Obama. I think I read somewhere recently how it's Obama's fault that the happy cows in california aren't so happy any more hence the higher cheese prices, Obama is to blame for that too. Blink


Actually, the price of cheese is also affected by the federal subsidies that are paid out to dairy farmers. So yeah, Idi Amin Jr. does play some role in all of this.

Not to mention shutting down production in the Gulf, which has jacked-up transportation prices because that "unhappy cow cheese" has to be trucked from California to Michigan. That is, unless you think the product goes from the West Coast to the Midwest via the Pizza Cheese Elves.

Seriously. Get a clue.
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#31 Posted: Fri, Nov 26 2010, 6:34 PM EST
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VaMtnMan


duct tape? no one hip uses duct tape anymore4, they use gorilla duct tape.

are you suggesting a sort of cheapness in my life style?

do you have FIOS in oner oom and DIRECTV in the bedroom. and cable in the bathroom?

have you and your wife taken more cruises then you have toes?

but i digress, what makes you make a snotty remark like that,

you seem to have lost your way, straying from the trade board



is this a theme song for you

Back home again in Indiana,
And it seems that I can see
The gleaming candle light, still burning bright,
Through the Sycamores for me.
The new-mown hay sends all its fragnance
Through the fields I used to roam.
When I dream about the moonlight on the Wabash
Then I long for my Indiana home.
[ piano ]
(When I dream about the moonlight on the Wabash

Then I long for my Indiana home sweet home)

Back home again in Indiana...
(Indiana Indiana Indiana home)
teedubbya Offline
#32 Posted: Fri, Nov 26 2010, 6:37 PM EST
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All pizza is local.
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#33 Posted: Sat, Nov 27 2010, 11:30 AM EST
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teedubbya

true, but you can't say the same about bagels. only bagels made in new york are really bagels, the rest are hard round bread with a hole in the middle.
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#34 Posted: Sat, Nov 27 2010, 11:31 AM EST
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and speaking of dr donut
.....
smokinson13 Offline
#35 Posted: Sat, Nov 27 2010, 4:46 PM EST
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Bagels get their nice chewy-ness from boiling the dough. I wonder if boiling my cigar will also make it chewy?
rfenst Offline
#36 Posted: Sat, Nov 27 2010, 6:27 PM EST
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smokinson13 wrote:
Bagels get their nice chewy-ness from boiling the dough. I wonder if boiling my cigar will also make it chewy?



It might make a contact pesticide...
Stinkdyr Offline
#37 Posted: Wed, Dec 1 2010, 3:10 PM EST
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man up.......make yer own dadgum pizza!

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