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Poll Question : I'd Like To Be A Politian Because...
Choice Votes Statistics
I get to 'have' all the male interns I want 0 0 %
I get to lie, steal, AND cheat 5 38 %
I get in free to a bunch of places 1 7 %
I wanna do something corny like help people 6 46 %
I can rub elbows with the likes of Michael Moore 1 7 %
Total 13 100%

I'd Like To Be A Politician Because...
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fishinguitarman Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Jan 19 2011, 1:50 PM EST
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daveincincy Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Jan 19 2011, 2:03 PM EST
Joined: 08-11-2006
Posts: 20,033
You missed an option...

Because I can't find a real job
and/or
Because I can't make it in the real world
fishinguitarman Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Jan 19 2011, 2:17 PM EST
Joined: 07-29-2006
Posts: 69,152
daveincincy wrote:
You missed an option...

Because I can't find a real job
and/or
Because I can't make it in the real world







I was rushedd'oh!
cbc812 Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, Jan 19 2011, 2:30 PM EST
Joined: 01-31-2007
Posts: 4,222
You also left out "It's much easier on my cornhole than being an actual prostitute."
daveincincy Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, Jan 19 2011, 2:40 PM EST
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Posts: 20,033
....and another choice..."I'm just not a good enough liar." :-"

edit: This actually wouldn't be a choice given the question, but an answer to "why I couldn't be a politician?"
richokeeffe Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, Jan 19 2011, 2:58 PM EST
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Posts: 7,020
or - so I can get a full pension with only two years effort. And lifetime healthcare
wheelrite Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Jan 19 2011, 5:04 PM EST
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Posts: 50,119
I might get to meet Monica Lewinsky...
jackconrad Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Jan 19 2011, 5:48 PM EST
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Cause i can still smoke n my office..
TMCTLT Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, Jan 19 2011, 6:20 PM EST
Joined: 11-22-2007
Posts: 19,733
Cause I always wanted to be a Thief but never had the testicular fortitude to do prison time like some commoner.............Dancing
wtjvj Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Jan 19 2011, 6:40 PM EST
Joined: 09-26-2006
Posts: 9,973
so I could get inside that big white building and beotch slap a few of those azzbags.
DadZilla3 Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, Jan 19 2011, 6:59 PM EST
Joined: 01-17-2009
Posts: 4,633
Lying, stealing, and cheating is fine and dandy provided you claim you do it all for:

1. the children
2. the poor
3. the elderly
4. the working man
fishinguitarman Offline
#12 Posted: Thu, Jan 20 2011, 10:20 AM EST
Joined: 07-29-2006
Posts: 69,152
jackconrad wrote:
Cause i can still smoke n my office..





THAT I could go for!
hank56 Offline
#13 Posted: Thu, Jan 20 2011, 3:09 PM EST
Joined: 11-01-2008
Posts: 13,167
So many levels of elected office. Not all are "prosperous", or have any benefits. I know this for sure, as an elected official in my village I receive $1000 per year before taxes. No benefits of any kind other than doing what I feel is best for the village and its residents.

That's why I am a politician.


Alas cannot smoke in my office : (
hank56 Offline
#14 Posted: Thu, Jan 20 2011, 3:16 PM EST
Joined: 11-01-2008
Posts: 13,167
Of course it helps to actually be able to spell politician...


Sorry old timer couldn't help myself there ; )
fishinguitarman Offline
#15 Posted: Tue, Jan 25 2011, 2:57 PM EST
Joined: 07-29-2006
Posts: 69,152
What are you talking about?
















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