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ryantp Offline
#1 Posted: Tue, Dec 14 2004, 7:20 AM EST
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DrMaddVibe, and anyone else I offended in my post on the Cigars/Related board:

I'm sorry that I insulted you as an individual. I did not agree with your posts, but I was out of line to attack your nature.

Ryan.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#2 Posted: Tue, Dec 14 2004, 7:24 AM EST
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I accept your apology.
ryantp Offline
#3 Posted: Tue, Dec 14 2004, 7:25 AM EST
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Thank you.
bloody spaniard Offline
#4 Posted: Tue, Dec 14 2004, 7:40 AM EST
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:-O

Check please.
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#5 Posted: Tue, Dec 14 2004, 7:46 AM EST
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ryanpederson

well i for one don't accept your apology. if you are going to offend someone, damn it, stick to your guns.

what is a cigars/related board and where is it.
cexshun Offline
#6 Posted: Tue, Dec 14 2004, 7:50 AM EST
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Ryan, you realise that post will be bumped in 2 years for everyone to laugh hysterically at.
ryantp Offline
#7 Posted: Tue, Dec 14 2004, 7:52 AM EST
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cexshun: i can imagine. ha.
KNOF Offline
#8 Posted: Tue, Dec 14 2004, 8:34 AM EST
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cexshun, what are you talking about?
It's already on my Holiday 05 To Do List!
LOL!!!
SteveS Offline
#9 Posted: Tue, Dec 14 2004, 8:39 AM EST
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Author: KNOF Date: 12/14/2004 01:34 PM
It's already on my Holiday 05 To Do List!
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KNOF ... you just bumped it up and it's only '04 ... your calendar on the right page?
MACS Offline
#10 Posted: Tue, Dec 14 2004, 9:47 AM EST
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What post are we talkin' about? I wanna go read it and be offended too.

Oh, wait... i'm a sailor. I CAN'T be offended. You can piss me off, just can't offend me.
ryantp Offline
#11 Posted: Tue, Dec 14 2004, 11:01 AM EST
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^
Slimboli, this includes you.

BTW, I'm over 25, but under 30.
Charlie Offline
#12 Posted: Tue, Dec 14 2004, 11:29 AM EST
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Hell, I missed the post, KNOF, bump it today so I can be offended as well!

LOL

Charlie
Charlie Offline
#13 Posted: Tue, Dec 14 2004, 11:31 AM EST
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Oh, I forgot "The Roadshow & Traveling All Star Croquet Tournament"! I forgot and yes you offended the crapola out of me.....LMAO!

Charlie

PS Yes, it will come back and back and back!
KNOF Offline
#14 Posted: Tue, Dec 14 2004, 1:53 PM EST
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Author: SteveS Date: 12/14/2004 01:39 PM Reply
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Author: KNOF Date: 12/14/2004 01:34 PM
It's already on my Holiday 05 To Do List!
==================================

KNOF ... you just bumped it up and it's only '04 ... your calendar on the right page?



Like I said Steve, I made a note for next year to bump it. It's right below my note to remember to cook two turkeys for next years Open House!
LOL!!!
cigarkid22 Offline
#15 Posted: Tue, Dec 14 2004, 2:26 PM EST
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wow ryan, you and I are marked, I guess you can apologize all you want, some men accept others do not, do like me move on after the apology, if they do not like it tough for them.
18delta Offline
#16 Posted: Tue, Dec 14 2004, 2:46 PM EST
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I LOVE EVERYBODY.....

AC-CEN-TUATE THE POS-I-TIVE
E-LIM-INATE THE NEG-A-TIVE

WAAAARRRRR EEEEAAAGGLLEE!!!!!!!!!!!
CanyonDVM Offline
#17 Posted: Tue, Dec 14 2004, 2:56 PM EST
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Mac, sailors can be offended, just ask them if they're jarheads. Oh wait, that falls under the pissed off/ass kick catagory.

By the way, anyone know what the only 2 types ships there are at sea?
gonesledn Offline
#18 Posted: Tue, Dec 14 2004, 2:59 PM EST
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sinkers and floaters?
pabloescabar Offline
#19 Posted: Tue, Dec 14 2004, 4:45 PM EST
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i THOUGHT THIS WAS THE USC # 1 THREAD, DAMN IT...
bloody spaniard Offline
#20 Posted: Tue, Dec 14 2004, 4:58 PM EST
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Pablo, you & your #1...
What do I know about that--I follow Washington DC teams...

**"sinkers and floaters?"
If it's a sinker, not enough roughage.
If it's a floater, I don't have a clue--put a sail on it and have a race.

Oh, and I wish to apologize to the Madd Doctor for any imagined insults that I may had hurled in the past & future ones to come.

But I won't apologize to RyanPederson.
He's too much fun to goof on.

Can't apologize to CigarKid, haven't insulted him yet.
Maybe I'll feel bad after I visit him & pee in his pool. Then apologies will flow...

blood
gonesledn Offline
#21 Posted: Tue, Dec 14 2004, 5:42 PM EST
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lmmfao @ pissin in da pool... thats good
ryantp Offline
#22 Posted: Tue, Dec 14 2004, 6:29 PM EST
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bloody, not sure what I ever did to you?
chipslave Offline
#23 Posted: Tue, Dec 14 2004, 7:10 PM EST
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don't take bloody too personally rayn, he's probably just funnin' on ya. But just to be on the safe side, keep your hands in the cart at all times ;)
gonesledn Offline
#24 Posted: Tue, Dec 14 2004, 9:32 PM EST
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ryan, nevermind bloody...

he is just a mean bully. he guessed blackfoot and my ages at 10 or 12 years older than we are. hahahaaha

he also had such kind words for describing us...
blonde after chemo...
good-looking mildly retarded... must have meant blacky
ugly genius...

lmao, you crack me up bloody
wes
Que Offline
#25 Posted: Tue, Dec 14 2004, 11:58 PM EST
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Canyon, the answer to your question is subs and targets. I spent four years on targets (subtender and an aircraft carrier).
Que
TrishS@CigarBid Offline
#26 Posted: Wed, Dec 15 2004, 3:02 AM EST
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MAC -

You wrote "Oh, wait... i'm a sailor. I CAN'T be offended. You can piss me off, just can't offend me. "

I cracked up when I read that...I live with a sailor and KNOW that is an absolute fact!

Thanks for the early morning belly laugh!
bloody spaniard Offline
#27 Posted: Wed, Dec 15 2004, 4:03 AM EST
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Ryan, it's not what yo did to me. I oughta let you have it after what you did to my brother Rico, see, wise guy?!

Don't worry about what others think of you.
Post away, but remember that there are ramifications to everything you say- mostly fun, so go with the flow.

Besides ya got a gorgeous girlfriend and you're not half-bad for a sissy boy.

LOL

ryantp Offline
#28 Posted: Wed, Dec 15 2004, 4:24 AM EST
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sissy boy, eh? i'm just fragile!!

you wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would ya?

CanyonDVM Offline
#29 Posted: Wed, Dec 15 2004, 4:25 AM EST
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Que, What tender and when?
briguy151 Offline
#30 Posted: Wed, Dec 15 2004, 4:30 AM EST
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Ryan,

You should really take things a wee bit less personally. Well, hmmmmmmmm, actually fly off the handle it gives me something interesting to read. Its like when ya see a wreakage, you feel bad but ya cant look away. Do you work for the Press by the way??????

ryantp Offline
#31 Posted: Wed, Dec 15 2004, 4:34 AM EST
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briguy: my last post was me joking around.

jokes? ha, i get jokes.
briguy151 Offline
#32 Posted: Wed, Dec 15 2004, 4:43 AM EST
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You get jokes???? OK heres one for ya..........


Day at the Zoo

It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a very large gorilla, the gorilla goes ape.

He jumps up on the bars, holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), grunting and pounding his chest with the free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow.

The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom, and play along. She does and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall, she does, and Mr. Gorilla is just about to tear the bars down. "Now try lifting your dress up your thighs"

... this drives the gorilla absolutely crazy.

Then, quickly the husband grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the door to the cage, slings her in with the gorilla and says, "Now, tell HIM you have a headache."


Enjoy Ryan :)
ryantp Offline
#33 Posted: Wed, Dec 15 2004, 4:51 AM EST
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Ha.

Its closing time. Bartender asks a guy to leave the bar. He falls off his stool, and crawls across the floor and out the door. He crawls along the sidewalk, scraping his hands and knees, until his knees are bloody. Finally, he gets to his building - he crawls up the front steps, and through the front door. His wife, who was there waiting for him, yells at him: "Your so drunk you crawled home??!!"

The guy replies: "No, somebody stole my wheelchair."

briguy151 Offline
#34 Posted: Wed, Dec 15 2004, 5:01 AM EST
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Doing the Dishes

Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but its missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear Vaseline over the spot where the seal should be.

Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He drives his new bike to her house, where she is outside waiting for him. "No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't say a word," She tells him," Our family had a fight a while ago about doing dishes. We haven't done any since,
but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them."

Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it. Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is saying a word. So Steve decides to have a little fun. He grabs his girlfriend throws her on the table and drills her in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.

A few minutes later he grabs her mom throws her on the table and does a repeat performance. Now his girlfriend is furious, her dad is boiling, and her mother a little happier. But still there is complete silence at the table.

All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Steve remembers his motorcycle. He jumps up and grabs his jar of Vaseline. Upon witnessing this, his girlfriend's father backs away from the table and screams, "OKAY, ENOUGH ALREADY. I'LL DO THE F@#KING DISHES!!"
ryantp Offline
#35 Posted: Wed, Dec 15 2004, 5:12 AM EST
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Guy goes into the doctor for a checkup.

The doctor tells the guy: "I have good news and bad news. Which do you want first."

Guy says: "Well, doc, give me the bad news first."

"Well," the doc says, "you have cancer, and you don't have much time to live."

The guy is shocked, and asks, "What is the good news?"

The doctor says: "Come over to the window here."

So the guy walks over and looks out the window with the doctor.

"You see that Mercedes with the hot blonde in it parked on the street?," asks the doctor. "That's my car, and I'm f*cking her."

Sonny_LSU Offline
#36 Posted: Wed, Dec 15 2004, 5:35 AM EST
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ryan, NEVER apologize to DMV....he sucks!

delta, enjoy 2004 'caus ya'll in a world of hurt in 2005......LSU will be SEC and National Champs in 2005.
pablo, before you rant, Leinhart is gone face it, plus the domination over there will catch up with you in 2005....btw, please schedule the Ducks at least!
MACS Offline
#37 Posted: Wed, Dec 15 2004, 7:19 AM EST
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Trish - glad I could be of service. :-)

It is true. We can't be offended.

Two types of ships - ones that float (which I will serve on) and ones that sink on purpose (which I will NOT serve on).
MACS Offline
#38 Posted: Wed, Dec 15 2004, 7:23 AM EST
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Oh yeah... You can call us jarheads, we got more sense than to get offended by that.

When there is a war to fight, our Marine brothers are there to fight it. We are more than happy to give them and their gear a ride to the front lines and provide Naval Gunfire Support when they ask for it... or a well placed Tomahawk. :-)
Steve*R Offline
#39 Posted: Wed, Dec 15 2004, 11:15 AM EST
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BTW, I'm over 25, but under 62.
SteveS Offline
#40 Posted: Wed, Dec 15 2004, 11:20 AM EST
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me too
bloody spaniard Offline
#41 Posted: Wed, Dec 15 2004, 11:26 AM EST
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, what's your sign?
Do you like long midnight walks on the beach with a maduro in hand?
What's your favorite umbrella drink--piña colada or melon dacquiri?
Would you be interested in an all-male, summer, fishing expedition?

Oh, never mind. Wrong website.

Mr. Ooooogah
bassdude Offline
#42 Posted: Wed, Dec 15 2004, 11:33 AM EST
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Ya know Sonny is not that far from you now Blood.

Maybe you guys can hook up for that fishing trip.
Charlie Offline
#43 Posted: Wed, Dec 15 2004, 2:17 PM EST
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MacSW

The type of ship that sinks on purpose is called a boat by the Submarine service! LOL

Charlie
18delta Offline
#44 Posted: Wed, Dec 15 2004, 5:51 PM EST
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LSU????????.......no worries at all for '05!!!!!!
WAR EAGLE
Sonny_LSU Offline
#45 Posted: Wed, Dec 15 2004, 11:37 PM EST
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sure. losing your entire offense with no experienced backups is fine. Besides, you really think you're gonna win the west next year???? Like you did in 2001, 2002, and 2003.....you barely got past us this year AT HOME! If we are all still around next year, I will be willing to bet a BOX of any premium stick that you fall in BR.....come back all you want, but you know its gonna happen.

WAR CHICKEN!!

P.S. I do think it sux that ya'll are left out of the NC.
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