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Cut and paste from my other thread.
Dude, You are insane!!!! Beta Has finished me off with his incredible series of bombings!!!!
Today I get a mystery package from somewhere in California. WTF is this I think. Its a big lumpy box So I am thinking BUSA or FATASH sent me some spuds or something like that.
So I don't recognize the name on the box but I see it has written on it, SMOKING TIKI. My wife says "What did you buy!!!!!!" I said "Nuttin, I swear it" She says "Yeah Right hummmph." " No really" I said, I ain't bought nuttin." We are saving up for a little disney visit with the kids so I am on buying hiatus.
Finally I dig through the layers of tape and get the box open. Geezus H. Christo. Its a **** 2 foot tall hand carved Tiki holding a bottle opener with a big ass stogie hanging out its mouth. It is bad ass and it looks remarkebly like the tiki I designed form my tiki bar. This thing rocks it is perfect for the bar. It is so well done, it will be a centerpiece when I open up my real bar on the beach in the future.
My tiki in my logo doesn't have a name. It does now. I am naming him Charles and I am going to get Shump, if he will work for stogies to wood burn the Name Charles on the base of this beauty.
Charles, my man, I am having a bottle of bear right now, as I know it is TIME!!!!!
Holy ****, LMFAO You have bombed the **** out of me for sure. Lets some it up.
1. Hydra bomb with 6er of original obsidian and many extras.
2. Beer bomb with many bottles and cans of micro brew.
3. CC petite corona bomb with a super sampler of CC petite coronas and a couple of Hombre cigars
4. A friggan TIKI Bomb!!!
I am not sure how I am going to pay you back but Oh how I will figure it out. I see what you are searching for on another site and when I have something your searching for I am going to drop it on you!!!!
Thank so much for all your kinds, now please tell me you are done having your way with me!!!!
And to all you other bro's and sisters, DON'T get on BETADAWGS hit list!!!