cut a V in the middle and lite both ends...good at parties(even better if you can play the harmonica at the same time)
get an Opus X band,(I think I saw 1 here for a mere $150)and put it on your least favorite rocket...for a $150 it's got to be good!(impressive at parties)
Lite the whole box and walk across the coals...another good one for parties.
Stick the lit end into a leaf blower and duct tape in place, works as a mosquito fogger...good for before parties.
There's gotta be more....(parties)
Barry