Well in that case, all you have to do to find my vet is drink a little booze, ride your segway to the pet store while checking out some college girls, pick up some turtle food right before you take a bottle off a dead guy. Then light up a Torano and say "what, hehe, and haha. But don't get pulled over in stop and go traffic or he will have your azz.....
GIT EM!!!!!!!!!