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Cigar_Fiend Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Dec 29 2004, 2:13 PM EST
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Posts: 637
OK, I want to know about the worst pick-up line that you have ever used...or has been used on you. Or even one that you have heard before. Keep the wording clean enough to post.

The post with the lady and her shirt got me thinking about this.



Here is mine.


"Would you mind if I tickle your belly button ................... from the inside?"




-Chris
pabloescabar Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Dec 29 2004, 2:15 PM EST
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is that a banana or you just happy to see me...
hat Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Dec 29 2004, 2:23 PM EST
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hi, my name is pablo
pabloescabar Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, Dec 29 2004, 2:46 PM EST
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yea, that one never seem's to work...


...think we have a winner...
cigarkid22 Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, Dec 29 2004, 3:54 PM EST
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Posts: 814
Are you tired??

You have been running thru my mind all day!!

never worked!!!
briguy151 Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, Dec 29 2004, 5:04 PM EST
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Posts: 611
you must be an angel because I can see the heavens in your eyes.

NO workie for me.
mikimoto Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Dec 29 2004, 6:31 PM EST
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"Hey Baby, can I buy you a cheeseburger before I take you home and f$%k you?!?"
Cigar_Fiend Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Dec 29 2004, 6:36 PM EST
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Another one that a buddy of mine told me...

"Hi, want to go back to my place for Pizza and sex?"

Naturally you will get a "NO."

Then you say, "OK we can skip the pizza."



-Chris
baracuda Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, Dec 29 2004, 6:46 PM EST
Joined: 10-03-2004
Posts: 833
You : Excuse me, You have something that belongs to me.

Her : Huh ?

You : Yeah, when I saw ya, you took my breath away.

Her : ROTF LHMFAO PIHP

MACS Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Dec 29 2004, 7:08 PM EST
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"God, you have beautiful full lips. I'll have to kiss you".

It actually worked. I couldn't believe I had the guts to say it either...
ryantp Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, Dec 29 2004, 7:09 PM EST
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Posts: 4,567
"got any norwegian in you?"

"no"

"want a little?"
echo4alpha Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, Dec 29 2004, 7:28 PM EST
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"I love you - no sh*t. Buy your own f*cking drink!"
StogeeBoy Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, Dec 29 2004, 9:13 PM EST
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excuse me is your mom in the toilet??/ cuz you the ****.






Is you dad a terrorist???/ cuz you the bomb








would you like to go to mcdonalds???/no why?/ cuz i believe in magic














is that windex on your pants???/ cuz i can see myself in them.







Thast's all i got......for now. I'll be back
strick9 Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, Dec 29 2004, 9:26 PM EST
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Posts: 653
"Nice shoes, wanna f@#$?

-Mark
Que Offline
#15 Posted: Thu, Dec 30 2004, 2:49 AM EST
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An ex-coworker of mine was talking to a lady at a party and she asked him if he wanted something to drink. He answered yes, she asked what he wanted and his response was "Some of your body fluid".
The last I heard, they were engaged!
Que
thurson Offline
#16 Posted: Thu, Dec 30 2004, 4:06 AM EST
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Would you like to dance...no? Then I guess a BJ is out of the question.
Schmitty22 Offline
#17 Posted: Thu, Dec 30 2004, 4:07 AM EST
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BITE ME!
EI Offline
#18 Posted: Thu, Dec 30 2004, 4:33 AM EST
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I like the belamey brothers line:

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me


or
Maybe we can have breakfast tomorrow. You wanna call me or nudge me?
THL Offline
#19 Posted: Thu, Dec 30 2004, 5:51 AM EST
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Approach, rattle change in pocket.

Say, "You've just won a free tamborine lesson!"
THL Offline
#20 Posted: Thu, Dec 30 2004, 5:51 AM EST
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tambourine
TinMan51 Offline
#21 Posted: Thu, Dec 30 2004, 1:46 PM EST
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Is that A run in your stocking or the stair way to heaven..
MACS Offline
#22 Posted: Thu, Dec 30 2004, 2:28 PM EST
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Those pants look good on you. They'd look better on my floor.
pabloescabar Offline
#23 Posted: Thu, Dec 30 2004, 5:40 PM EST
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Hi my name is pablo, your place or mine. oh wait Im maried we can't go to my place...
SteveR@CigarBid Offline
#24 Posted: Thu, Dec 30 2004, 6:36 PM EST
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"You are a very beautiful woman, come to Butthead"
xibbumbero Offline
#25 Posted: Thu, Dec 30 2004, 7:12 PM EST
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Tell a good looker,I'll bet you $5 I can kiss you and not touch your lips.
If she takes the bet,plant a big fat juicy kiss on her and say,you win and hand her $5. X
pabloescabar Offline
#26 Posted: Thu, Dec 30 2004, 7:52 PM EST
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hey X, I've done that and got slaped...
StogeeBoy Offline
#27 Posted: Thu, Dec 30 2004, 8:51 PM EST
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Do you like trouser snakes???
cayman2b Offline
#28 Posted: Fri, Dec 31 2004, 5:56 AM EST
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Hey baby wanna "68".. you do me and I'll owe you one.

cayman
myash07 Offline
#29 Posted: Fri, Dec 31 2004, 6:20 AM EST
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Can you show me where the paint supplies are?
It worked on my wife...
CWFoster Offline
#30 Posted: Fri, Dec 31 2004, 9:58 AM EST
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I went to a Hooters with a buddy of mine, and he was thouroughly enchanted (yea, right, that's the word!) with the waitress. When she brought our check, she asked if there would be anything else. I had encouraged him to ask her for her phone number all night, and he lacked the nerve. So at that time, I said "My buddy here just found out he only had six weeks to live and he doesn't want to die a virgin... could you help him out?"

I SWEAR I never would have had the nerve to pull that off before or since, and a kept a straight face through most of it! My buddy about DID die! LMFAO!
wilberdew Offline
#31 Posted: Fri, Dec 31 2004, 12:32 PM EST
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Want to in halfs on a baby?
wilberdew Offline
#32 Posted: Fri, Dec 31 2004, 12:33 PM EST
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Want to go in halfs on a baby?
hat Offline
#33 Posted: Sat, Jan 1 2005, 2:19 PM EST
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I knew a guy who used to go up to a girl & say, "Nice sweater. Looks great on you, but it would look better on my bedpost!"
xibbumbero Offline
#34 Posted: Sat, Jan 1 2005, 3:00 PM EST
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My fav: OKAY...EVERYBODY do as say and nobody gets hurt. X
eleltea Offline
#35 Posted: Sat, Jan 1 2005, 9:50 PM EST
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"Wanna f**k?"

This was only used on me once. Oh sure it worked that time, but I'm prepared if it ever happens again.
EI Offline
#36 Posted: Sun, Jan 2 2005, 4:04 AM EST
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Author: eleltea Date: 01/02/2005 02:50 AM Reply
"Wanna f**k?"

That was the best pickup line in the 70's
Worked everytime

Double D Offline
#37 Posted: Sun, Jan 2 2005, 4:50 AM EST
Joined: 08-20-2003
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Approach a beautiful woman with the following...

"F^@k me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gertrude?"

DD
Slimboli Offline
#38 Posted: Sun, Jan 2 2005, 6:45 AM EST
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... pull my finger.
ajeroth Offline
#39 Posted: Sun, Jan 2 2005, 9:02 AM EST
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"Just call me Calgon Baby, Cause I'm gonna take you away."

ajeroth
mrtelcom Offline
#40 Posted: Sun, Jan 2 2005, 3:49 PM EST
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Go ahead, try and guess which leg it's resting against....
StogeeBoy Offline
#41 Posted: Sun, Jan 2 2005, 6:54 PM EST
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I'm like chocolate, I'll go straight to your ass.
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