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CONGRATULATION
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248
CONGRATULATION'S TO ALL
OF YOU THAT HAVE SIGNED UP
FOR THE BUS TRIP TO NEW YORK, INCLUDING A TRIP TO NATHAN'S.
THE TOP OF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING AND THE ROUND ROBIN
MARRIAGE CEREMONY TO BE HELD ON THE OBSERVATION TOWER
OF THE RCA BUILDING.

PIZZA WILL BE SERVED FROM ALMOST ANY LOCAL PIZZERIA,
ALONG WITH EGG CREAMS AND THE PIZZA WILL BE BETTER THEN ANY
OF THE CRAPPY PIZZA YOU HAVE BEEN EATING AT THE FINEST ITALIAN
RESTAURANT IN WHATEVER HICK TOWN YOU LIVE IN, THAT ADVERTISES
NEW YORK STYLE PIZZA OUR SPECIALTY.

A BUS TRIP HAS BEEN ARRANGED FROM TIMES SQUARE TO THE RED HOOK
PROJECTS AND DROP YOU OF WITHIN RUNNING DISTANCE
(ABOUT 5 BLOCKS)

THE RETURN BUS WILL LEAVE PROMPTLY AS SOON AS ANY ONE SUCCESSIVELY
RETURNS TO THE BUS PARKING LOT INSIDE THE IMPOUND LOT OF THE POLICE
STATION. YOU CAN RECOGNIZE A POLICE STATION BY THE FANCY GLOBES
ABOVE THE DOORS. THEY WILL ALL BE BROKEN.

PLEASE DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CHANGE SEATS DURING THE RETURN TO YOUR
HOMES. NOW THAT YOU ARE MARRIED TO SOMEONE OF THE SAME SEX IT'S
TOO LATE FOR ANYONE TO GRAB SOMETHING YOU JUST SAW OM SOMEONE
OF THE OPPOSITE SEX.
ZRX1200 Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,626
Sounds queer.
FuzzNJ Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 06-28-2006
Posts: 13,000
I don't understand this at all. I gotta put this through google translate.

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Nope. Didn't work.
donutboy2000 Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 11-20-2001
Posts: 25,000
RICKAMAVEN wrote:
CONGRATULATION'S TO ALL
OF YOU THAT HAVE SIGNED UP
FOR THE BUS TRIP TO NEW YORK, INCLUDING A TRIP TO NATHAN'S.
THE TOP OF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING AND THE ROUND ROBIN
MARRIAGE CEREMONY TO BE HELD ON THE OBSERVATION TOWER
OF THE RCA BUILDING.

PIZZA WILL BE SERVED FROM ALMOST ANY LOCAL PIZZERIA,
ALONG WITH EGG CREAMS AND THE PIZZA WILL BE BETTER THEN ANY
OF THE CRAPPY PIZZA YOU HAVE BEEN EATING AT THE FINEST ITALIAN
RESTAURANT IN WHATEVER HICK TOWN YOU LIVE IN, THAT ADVERTISES
NEW YORK STYLE PIZZA OUR SPECIALTY.

A BUS TRIP HAS BEEN ARRANGED FROM TIMES SQUARE TO THE RED HOOK
PROJECTS AND DROP YOU OF WITHIN RUNNING DISTANCE
(ABOUT 5 BLOCKS)

THE RETURN BUS WILL LEAVE PROMPTLY AS SOON AS ANY ONE SUCCESSIVELY
RETURNS TO THE BUS PARKING LOT INSIDE THE IMPOUND LOT OF THE POLICE
STATION. YOU CAN RECOGNIZE A POLICE STATION BY THE FANCY GLOBES
ABOVE THE DOORS. THEY WILL ALL BE BROKEN.

PLEASE DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CHANGE SEATS DURING THE RETURN TO YOUR
HOMES. NOW THAT YOU ARE MARRIED TO SOMEONE OF THE SAME SEX IT'S
TOO LATE FOR ANYONE TO GRAB SOMETHING YOU JUST SAW OM SOMEONE
OF THE OPPOSITE SEX.


rick's competency hearing

Exhibit #5

elk hunter Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 03-20-2009
Posts: 10,331
The old man has finally lost it....

Where are you going with this Rick????
ZRX1200 Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,626
I think his old folks holm is having a diversity bus trip!!!!
FuzzNJ Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 06-28-2006
Posts: 13,000
ZRX1200 wrote:
I think his old folks holm is having a diversity bus trip!!!!


holm? I have like a 3 hour head start on the intoxication train, and you can't spell home? wtf?

Rookie.

It's Saturday!
ZRX1200 Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,626
No drinking. Im oncall.

Its pollock sausage fingers on a Droid x keyboard.
FuzzNJ Offline
#9 Posted:
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Posts: 13,000
ZRX1200 wrote:
No drinking. Im oncall.

Its pollock sausage fingers on a Droid x keyboard.


Well damn. Ok then. Send me some of that west coast weed, k?
ZRX1200 Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,626
Ha! It is good.......so I've been told.

Actually I have people tell me all the time.....its ok I have my card, wanna see my plants?! They try to give some to me too.

Pretty sure company policy forbids.

My uncle that died before christmas hid like 10 lbs @my grandparents house that I found and had to burn (with gas in the mountains ).
FuzzNJ Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 06-28-2006
Posts: 13,000
ZRX1200 wrote:
Ha! It is good.......so I've been told.

Actually I have people tell me all the time.....its ok I have my card, wanna see my plants?! They try to give some to me too.

Pretty sure company policy forbids.

My uncle that died before christmas hid like 10 lbs @my grandparents house that I found and had to burn (with gas in the mountains ).


Company forbids you smoking. Not passing along to BOTL. ;) I have no such restrictions. As a matter of fact, I have medical needs that require the consumption of said product, but my republican governor is a d*ck and won't allow it. ;)
FuzzNJ Offline
#12 Posted:
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Posts: 13,000
Oh, and btw, just burning 10 lbs is like a sin. You are going to hell.
elk hunter Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 03-20-2009
Posts: 10,331
FuzzNJ wrote:
Company forbids you smoking. Not passing along to BOTL. ;) I have no such restrictions. As a matter of fact, I have medical needs that require the consumption of said product, but my republican governor is a d*ck and won't allow it. ;)



Bummer... Plentiful around these parts.....

I tried it a few times... Turns me into a vegetable... Not for me but, I don't understand why they don't just legalize it...
ZRX1200 Offline
#14 Posted:
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Posts: 60,626
Your govenor should legalize it then they can tax that too so they can have more money and quit calling him a nazi!

ZRX1200 Offline
#15 Posted:
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We actually had a local mensa candidate arrested last year for trying to usps 2 lbs. to Jersey! He was a MMA promoter I believe.
FuzzNJ Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 06-28-2006
Posts: 13,000
elk hunter wrote:
Bummer... Plentiful around these parts.....

I tried it a few times... Turns me into a vegetable... Not for me but, I don't understand why they don't just legalize it...


Depends on the strain actually. Most of it makes me function much better. (I have health issues)
FuzzNJ Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 06-28-2006
Posts: 13,000
ZRX1200 wrote:
Your govenor should legalize it then they can tax that too so they can have more money and quit calling him a nazi!



They don't call him a nazi really. I have many friends who are teachers and social workers, etc. (ie liberals) They think of him more of a fascist bully than a nazi.

;)
FuzzNJ Offline
#18 Posted:
Joined: 06-28-2006
Posts: 13,000
ZRX1200 wrote:
We actually had a local mensa candidate arrested last year for trying to usps 2 lbs. to Jersey! He was a MMA promoter I believe.


Legalize it already for f*cks sake. Safrer than alcohol.
elk hunter Offline
#19 Posted:
Joined: 03-20-2009
Posts: 10,331
FuzzNJ wrote:
Legalize it already for f*cks sake. Safrer than alcohol.


'Swat I say...


Safrer Fuzz??? LOL
ZRX1200 Offline
#20 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,626
^ not completely sold on that but definitely better behind the wheel.

My grandmas a retired teacher btw. And yeah she is liberal but she's getting to be a bit of a Alex Jones lib thaw days.......she quit using her debit card so she couldn't be "tracked" Hehe......she a riot. Spent alot of time with her as a kid while my dad was floating ib the south pacific during the tail end of Nam. I was the only kid in kindergarten that could read and write and draw without the pictures with lines.
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#21 Posted:
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248
ET ALL

PERHAPS I SHOULD HAVE SPOKEN FIRST ABOUT NEW YORK STATE AND THE EQUAL MARRIAGE VOTE.

I ALWAYS MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE ON THESE BOARDS, I ASSUME MOST PEOPLE ARE UP TO SPEED.

NEW YORK SENATE VOTED 32 TO 29 TO ALLOW AND MAKE LEGAL, SAME SEX MARRIAGE, NOW REFERRED TO AS THE MARRIAGE EQUALITY ACT..

KNOWING THAT SHOULD MAKE MY BUS TRIP CHAT, UNDERSTANDABLE.

NATHAN'S
EGG CREAM
REAL PIZZA
THE 86TH FLOOR OF THE RCA BUILDING HAS AN OUTSIDE AREA TO WALK AROUND AND SEE THE SITES OF
MANHATTEN AND IMPRESS THE HELL OUT OF SOME FEMALE FROM TOONERVILLE, UTAH.

MANY VISITORS HAVE BEEN SEDUCED BY THE STAGE LIGHTS IN AN OTHERWISE DARKENED THEATER LIKE THE WALLY COX THEATER, BY A PAGE (USHER) WHO HAD THE KEYS TO THE THEATER.

JUST BECAUSE YOU NEVER EXPERIENCED THAT KIND OF NIGHT, DOES NOT MAKE THE TELLER OF THE TALE NUTS. IT JUST MEANS YOUR LIFE HAS BEEN A BIT BORING.
ZRX1200 Offline
#22 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,626
My grandpa use to be a theater manager high school he loved that job!
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#23 Posted:
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248
ZRX1200

and now you know more about him then he told you.
HockeyDad Offline
#24 Posted:
Joined: 09-20-2000
Posts: 46,156
RICKAMAVEN wrote:


JUST BECAUSE YOU NEVER EXPERIENCED THAT KIND OF NIGHT, DOES NOT MAKE THE TELLER OF THE TALE NUTS. IT JUST MEANS YOUR LIFE HAS BEEN A BIT BORING.




It also does not mean the teller of the tale is not nuts.
elk hunter Offline
#25 Posted:
Joined: 03-20-2009
Posts: 10,331
Rick, you drive bus?
JadeRose Offline
#26 Posted:
Joined: 05-15-2008
Posts: 19,525
RICKAMAVEN wrote:
ET ALL

PERHAPS I SHOULD HAVE SPOKEN FIRST ABOUT NEW YORK STATE AND THE EQUAL MARRIAGE VOTE.

I ALWAYS MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE ON THESE BOARDS, I ASSUME MOST PEOPLE ARE UP TO SPEED.

NEW YORK SENATE VOTED 32 TO 29 TO ALLOW AND MAKE LEGAL, SAME SEX MARRIAGE, NOW REFERRED TO AS THE MARRIAGE EQUALITY ACT..

KNOWING THAT SHOULD MAKE MY BUS TRIP CHAT, UNDERSTANDABLE.

NATHAN'S
EGG CREAM
REAL PIZZA
THE 86TH FLOOR OF THE RCA BUILDING HAS AN OUTSIDE AREA TO WALK AROUND AND SEE THE SITES OF
MANHATTEN AND IMPRESS THE HELL OUT OF SOME FEMALE FROM TOONERVILLE, UTAH.

MANY VISITORS HAVE BEEN SEDUCED BY THE STAGE LIGHTS IN AN OTHERWISE DARKENED THEATER LIKE THE WALLY COX THEATER, BY A PAGE (USHER) WHO HAD THE KEYS TO THE THEATER.

JUST BECAUSE YOU NEVER EXPERIENCED THAT KIND OF NIGHT, DOES NOT MAKE THE TELLER OF THE TALE NUTS. IT JUST MEANS YOUR LIFE HAS BEEN A BIT BORING.




Well THIS certainly explains everything.OhMyGod OhMyGod OhMyGod OhMyGod
gringococolo Offline
#27 Posted:
Joined: 02-04-2006
Posts: 4,626
Rick,

I am tired of hearing about gay stuff. Really, does it make you feel that good Rick?

Who cares. Plus I really do not believe you for one second when it comes to you being all chipper about gay rights. You are only attempting to solicit a reaction from the righties. I know it and you know it.



But I really am tired of all the gay news. Just be gay and STFU. Who cares?

Until a gay couple can grow a uterus (or **** for the lezzies) and actually produce a baby, they will never be "equal". Why is that concept so hard to understand?



Sorry, life ain't fair.
rfenst Offline
#28 Posted:
Joined: 06-23-2007
Posts: 39,345
FuzzNJ wrote:
Oh, and btw, just burning 10 lbs is like a sin. You are going to hell.



+1

Why not just throw it out? If you throw it in a garbage can and someone finds out, what are they going to do to you for disposing of an illegal drug?
rfenst Offline
#29 Posted:
Joined: 06-23-2007
Posts: 39,345
FuzzNJ wrote:
Depends on the strain actually. Most of it makes me function much better. (I have health issues)


MS?


Florida's laws and penalties are stricter than that of the federal government. Sick

There is a new bill in the U.S. Congress or Senate right now, which will allow each state to itself choose whether to make medical marijuana legal- or to just generally make it all legal. I would think every political (not social) conservative or libertarian would favor this- state's rights and/or less government intrusion into our personal lives... Herfing
nickatnite Offline
#30 Posted:
Joined: 08-10-2010
Posts: 3,773
ZRX1200 wrote:
Ha! It is good.......so I've been told.

Actually I have people tell me all the time.....its ok I have my card, wanna see my plants?! They try to give some to me too.

Pretty sure company policy forbids.

My uncle that died before christmas hid like 10 lbs @my grandparents house that I found and had to burn (with gas in the mountains ).





RRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGHHHHHHTT.LOL
nickatnite Offline
#31 Posted:
Joined: 08-10-2010
Posts: 3,773
HockeyDad wrote:
It also does not mean the teller of the tale is not nuts.



^^^^ +1 ^^^^
ZRX1200 Offline
#32 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,626
Actually I DID have to burn it as my uncle was "working" for someone who knew my gandparents that I'm pretty sure was responsible for the hippie lettuce. My other uncle and I had to have two conversations with him to let him know he was no longer welcome @their place and we would not have a third conversation.

And Robert you should know that such quantities @their property with knowledge or not could cause issues. I care more about family than $ or a high sorry I'm funny that way.

Also I've had family and friends lives go to shït because of drugs (yes this is a drug too) .

Boy it smelled good though.
nickatnite Offline
#33 Posted:
Joined: 08-10-2010
Posts: 3,773
elk hunter wrote:
Bummer... Plentiful around these parts.....

I tried it a few times... Turns me into a vegetable... Not for me but, I don't understand why they don't just legalize it...





Maybe you can infuse some with some Camachos ???Woot Woot Woot
rfenst Offline
#34 Posted:
Joined: 06-23-2007
Posts: 39,345
ZRX1200 wrote:


And Robert you should know that such quantities @their property with knowledge or not could cause issues. I care more about family than $ or a high sorry I'm funny that way.




Huh?
I never wrote a word about selling it.
ZRX1200 Offline
#35 Posted:
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Posession of that ammount in oregon is intent to distribute and the property and all contents can be seized. They then put the burden on you to prove what was paid for legally.

Dude you up late holmes.
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#36 Posted:
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248
HockeyDad


nor does it talk abut his piano playing skills.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#37 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,489
RICKAMAVEN wrote:
ET ALL

PERHAPS I SHOULD HAVE SPOKEN FIRST ABOUT NEW YORK STATE AND THE EQUAL MARRIAGE VOTE.

I ALWAYS MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE ON THESE BOARDS, I ASSUME MOST PEOPLE ARE UP TO SPEED.

NEW YORK SENATE VOTED 32 TO 29 TO ALLOW AND MAKE LEGAL, SAME SEX MARRIAGE, NOW REFERRED TO AS THE MARRIAGE EQUALITY ACT..

KNOWING THAT SHOULD MAKE MY BUS TRIP CHAT, UNDERSTANDABLE.

NATHAN'S
EGG CREAM
REAL PIZZA
THE 86TH FLOOR OF THE RCA BUILDING HAS AN OUTSIDE AREA TO WALK AROUND AND SEE THE SITES OF
MANHATTEN AND IMPRESS THE HELL OUT OF SOME FEMALE FROM TOONERVILLE, UTAH.

MANY VISITORS HAVE BEEN SEDUCED BY THE STAGE LIGHTS IN AN OTHERWISE DARKENED THEATER LIKE THE WALLY COX THEATER, BY A PAGE (USHER) WHO HAD THE KEYS TO THE THEATER.

JUST BECAUSE YOU NEVER EXPERIENCED THAT KIND OF NIGHT, DOES NOT MAKE THE TELLER OF THE TALE NUTS. IT JUST MEANS YOUR LIFE HAS BEEN A BIT BORING.



Just for kicks I was listening to Erasure while reading this post to see if it made sense...I laughed even harder!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fvz-nNz0mc

LOLZ!!!

Now who wants to ride a bus for some of Nathan's cream? You know you want to now!

From the 86th floor of the RCA building...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ga4h0L6RKKE&feature=related


UNICORN ATTACK!!
rfenst Offline
#38 Posted:
Joined: 06-23-2007
Posts: 39,345
ZRX1200 wrote:
Posession of that ammount in oregon is intent to distribute and the property and all contents can be seized. They then put the burden on you to prove what was paid for legally.

Dude you up late holmes.



Dude, I just have a terrible sleep-cycle due to excessive fatigue.

Anyhow, the law in every state is pretty much the same. At the absolute minimum, I am just pointing out that: You took possession of 10 lbs. of it; transported it; walked with it; and then started a fire to burn it (presumably in a place where fires are permitted and, hopefully, not on Federal or State property). That's an incredible, unnecessary risk you took. If you were worried that your grandmother didn't know it was in her home or knew, but just wanted it out of there, why would you have personally taken exclusive possession and control of it?

Why not instead have just: put it out with the garbage mixed with something that rendered it useless (pesticide, dog crap, cleaning fluid(s), etc., etc.); put it down the garbage disposal; unwrapped or unbaged it and spread it out and buried it; flushed it it; or just told your uncle that unless it is was all gone by a certain date and time, you would call the cops and report it?

The concept of risk associated with intentionally throwing away weed upon discovering "possession" of it, in order to be legally compliant, cannot in my mind, be even close to the risk you took.
fishinguitarman Offline
#39 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2006
Posts: 69,152
Well, I gotta say this thread makes for some entertaining reading!
MikeyRavioli Offline
#40 Posted:
Joined: 10-10-2005
Posts: 2,105
I figured it out!

Take two qualudes and smoke half a joint and down a few shots of tequila, then put on Dark Side of the Moon (backwards, of course). Use Google translator to translate Ricks posts into Russian, then Chinese, then Swahili, and then back into English and read it right to left like the Torah and it makes perfect sense!


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