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"my blonde had a brunette base" who said it?????
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RICKAMAVEN Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, May 24 2002, 8:22 PM EST
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come on eleltea you know
xibbumbero Offline
#2 Posted: Sat, May 25 2002, 8:24 AM EST
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Rick,I'm guessing M.Monroe. X
eleltea Offline
#3 Posted: Sat, May 25 2002, 11:32 AM EST
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Rick, I do not remember the quote, but if I were going to guess, I would guess Mae West. She wrote lots of great lines. Dolly Parton also said she didn't mind dumb blond jokes because she knew she wasn't dumb, and she knew she wasn't blond, either.
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#4 Posted: Sat, May 25 2002, 12:54 PM EST
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Well from the sounds of the Quote it was probably a guy...

Wouldn't mind A blonde with a brunette base... but would prefer one with red roots!
JonR Offline
#5 Posted: Sat, May 25 2002, 4:16 PM EST
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Actually it was a women that said it, it was Zazu Pitts who said it to Buster Crabbe. JonR
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#6 Posted: Sun, May 26 2002, 12:15 AM EST
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mike hammer---"i the jury"----just before he shot her in the stomach with a 45.
eleltea Offline
#7 Posted: Sun, May 26 2002, 4:05 AM EST
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Rick, you got me. What I have never forgot are the last two lines of "I, the Jury"-------------------
"How could you?"
"It was easy."
wouldestous Offline
#8 Posted: Mon, May 27 2002, 9:05 AM EST
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wouldestous Offline
#9 Posted: Mon, May 27 2002, 9:05 AM EST
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dolly parton once said 'you wouldnt believe how much it costs to look this cheap'. wotta woman!
billmerit Offline
#10 Posted: Tue, Jun 4 2002, 12:20 PM EST
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Definition of 'artificial intelligence': A brunette with blonde roots.
Charlie Offline
#11 Posted: Tue, Jun 4 2002, 12:52 PM EST
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The quote about how much it costs to look this cheap by Dolly Parten is one of the best of all time! Don't know the other quote Rick put up for the string! Charlie
DrMaddVibe Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, Jun 5 2002, 3:19 AM EST
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A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."

She takes her finger and pushes her elbow, and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere she touches makes her scream.

The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette, are you?"

She says "No, I'm really a blonde".

"I thought so," he says. "You have a broken finger."
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, Jun 5 2002, 8:01 AM EST
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DrMaddVibe --- had not heard that one. thanks for the laugh
esplendidoschick Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, Jun 5 2002, 9:11 AM EST
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Ditto!
freecigars2002 Offline
#15 Posted: Thu, Jun 6 2002, 11:41 AM EST
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One day, a blonde went to a ventriloquist show. During the show, the ventriloquist used his "dummy" to make fun of blondes. The crowd roared with laughter, but the blonde was angry.

Outraged, she stood up and said, "How dare you make fun of blondes!"

The ventriloquist replied saying, "Madam, I'm very sorry. But it's just part of the act."

The blonde screamed, "You shutup! I'm talking to the little man on your knee!"
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#16 Posted: Thu, Jun 6 2002, 3:02 PM EST
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What IS a Blonde?
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A Redhead with the fire F#@&ed out of her.
;->
esplendidoschick Offline
#17 Posted: Thu, Jun 6 2002, 8:35 PM EST
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DrMaddVibe...just told your joke at a dinner party tonight...only forgot to say it was a brunette! Must be a blonde thing...****, I hate when that happens! I can't tell a joke to save my life...Straightened it out..and it was funny after all! Thanks...okay...so I'm blonde AND I'm buzzed...martinis straight up get me every time! :)~

DrMaddVibe Offline
#18 Posted: Fri, Jun 7 2002, 7:25 AM EST
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A dinner party!?! C'mon E, you need to fire up the growth engines on that ol' purse plant! If it were me I'd go for the cheap labor, and cut the kids in for 2% of the profits until you go public. After the IPO you can have ALL the parties you want. I can tell a joke pretty well at parties, but the trick is to get the humor out before the drinks go in.
xibbumbero Offline
#19 Posted: Fri, Jun 7 2002, 7:39 AM EST
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Espychick,Does anything else that's straight up get U everytime? X
esplendidoschick Offline
#20 Posted: Fri, Jun 7 2002, 9:16 AM EST
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X, you're such a perv! But I love it!
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