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Dear Mr. President Obummer, Sir,
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fishinguitarman Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Aug 4 2011, 10:25 AM EST
Joined: 07-29-2006
Posts: 69,152




Please find
below my suggestion for fixing America 's economy.
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies
that will squander the money on lavish parties and
unearned bonuses, use the following
plan.


You can call it the
"Patriotic Retirement
Plan":



There are about 40
million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them
$1 million apiece severance for early retirement
with the following
stipulations:



1) They MUST
retire. Forty million job openings - Unemployment
fixed.



2) They MUST buy a new
AMERICAN Car. Forty million cars ordered - Auto
Industry fixed.



3) They MUST
either buy a house or pay off their mortgage -
Housing Crisis fixed.



It can't
get any easier than
that!!



P.S. If more money is
needed, have all members in Congress pay their
taxes..



Mr. President, while
you're at it, make Congress retire on Social
Security and Medicare. I'll bet both programs would
be fixed pronto!
DrafterX Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Aug 4 2011, 10:48 AM EST
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,552
Good idea but he won't do it..... Not talking Not talking
fishinguitarman Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Aug 4 2011, 10:52 AM EST
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Posts: 69,152
Bummer d'oh!
HockeyDad Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Aug 4 2011, 10:57 AM EST
Joined: 09-20-2000
Posts: 46,134
40 million people X one million dollars!

Nice try old people. Soylent Green.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Aug 4 2011, 11:03 AM EST
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,440
The PuPPeTTMasTer won't let him!!!
OldSchool Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Aug 4 2011, 11:47 AM EST
Joined: 07-21-2005
Posts: 1,542
This Abdul Mustafa is such a DOUCHEBAG!!!!!

Today he is pontificating that "I didn't say change we can beleive in tomorrow"

So why then, oh, kenyan muslim socilaist did you agree to have your ohhhhhh so important pet project, MustafaCare, not begin in for 3 years after you pushed it down our throats.

Your such a fu cki n liar!!!! We need to rise up and Mubarack he ass out!!

We can not fix capitalism problems with socialist solutions...

I hate this fu ckin g doucheknucle!!!!
HockeyDad Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Aug 4 2011, 11:58 AM EST
Joined: 09-20-2000
Posts: 46,134
OldSchool wrote:
We can not fix capitalism problems with socialist solutions...



Yes we can!
ZRX1200 Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Aug 4 2011, 12:08 PM EST
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,614
Socialist change we can believe in.

Taking over farms.....raiding evil "milk" and mango producers.....helping cartels smuggle cocaine into the us.....providing weapons to select cartels....

Glad everyone is watching the bouncing ball!
HockeyDad Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Aug 4 2011, 12:28 PM EST
Joined: 09-20-2000
Posts: 46,134
If you people keep bitching we'll have to go ahead and attack Syria or launch a ground war in Libya.

Know your role....
ZRX1200 Offline
#10 Posted: Thu, Aug 4 2011, 12:31 PM EST
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,614
Well since you denied my request for a globalist internship I no longer respect your wishes.

mettre cela dans votre pipe et la fumée.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, Aug 4 2011, 12:44 PM EST
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,440
Uh oh...looks like we gots us one o' dem uppity types!
DrafterX Offline
#12 Posted: Thu, Aug 4 2011, 1:24 PM EST
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,552
shall I escort him to the camps..?? Huh
dpnewell Offline
#13 Posted: Thu, Aug 4 2011, 1:50 PM EST
Joined: 03-16-2009
Posts: 7,491
People, people, we just need more debt. That will fix everything.
pgje51 Offline
#14 Posted: Thu, Aug 4 2011, 2:37 PM EST
Joined: 01-13-2006
Posts: 5,013

It's a good thing we all can take it some more, 'cause some more is what's coming.

Remember to hug your congressman too, they are having to vacation in a terrible economy.
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