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Robot Bartender
pgje51 Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 01-13-2006
Posts: 5,013


A guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender.
The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini."
The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "168."
The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.

The guy leaves, but he is curious...

So he goes back into the bar.
The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"

The guy says, "Martini."
Again, the robot makes a great martini gives it to the man and says,

"What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "100."

The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.
The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it again.
He goes back into the bar.

The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini," and the robot brings him another great martini.

The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "Uh, about 65."

The robot leans in real close and says,

"So, are you people STILL happy you voted for your "Change" candidate?"

HockeyDad Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 09-20-2000
Posts: 46,160
DrafterX Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,559
And what do you mean by 'You People'..??? ram27bat
Stinkdyr Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 06-16-2009
Posts: 9,948
racist!!!!!!!!!!!!

Applause
DadZilla3 Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 01-17-2009
Posts: 4,633
Stinkdyr wrote:
racist!!!!!!!!!!!!


Not to worry. It's pretty obvious to even the most casual observer that no one group enjoys a monopoly on stupidity. Not talking
JadeRose Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 05-15-2008
Posts: 19,525
Never go full retard
teedubbya Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
JadeRose wrote:
Never go full retard


Obviously Jade does not practice what he preaches
DrMaddVibe Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,498
I dunno...What's worse?

Going full retard or only going half?

I mean if somebody isn't that committed and only wanted to go 1/2 retard then is it still okay?

Glass 1/2...oh whatever.whip
DrafterX Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,559
Think
I think we need a retard smiley.... Mellow
DrMaddVibe Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,498
DrafterX wrote:
Think
I think we need a retard smiley.... Mellow



jester

Oh, we already got one!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V7zbWNznbs
DrafterX Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,559
Laugh
DrMaddVibe Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,498
Frying pan Frying pan Frying pan Frying pan Frying pan
jetblasted Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 08-30-2004
Posts: 42,595
LMAO @ LHD
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