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Anyone know why muslims are not happy???
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bloody spaniard Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, Nov 25 2011, 12:08 PM EST
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I dunno why:

• They are not happy in Gaza.
• They are not happy in the West Bank.
• They are not happy in Jerusalem.
• They are not happy in Israel. (There is no "equality")
• They are not happy in Egypt.
• They are not happy in Libya.
• They are not happy in Algeria.
• They are not happy in Tunis.
• They are not happy in Morocco.
• They are not happy in Yemen.
• They are not happy in Iraq.
• They are not happy in Afghanistan.
• They are not happy in Syria.
• They are not happy in Lebanon.
• They are not happy in Sudan.
• They are not happy in Jordan.
• They are not happy in Iran.


Where are the muslims happy?
They are happy in England.
They are happy in France.
They are happy in Italy.
They are happy in Germany.
They are happy in Sweden.
They are happy in Holland.
They are happy in Denmark.
They are happy in Belgium.
They are happy in Norway.
They are happy in the U.S.
They are happy in Canada.
They are happy in Romania.
They are happy in Hungary.
They are happy in Australia.
They are happy in New Zealand.
They are even happy in Spain (they call it it La Reconquista- or "The Reconquest")

They are happy in any other country in the world that is not under a Muslim rule.

And whom do they blame?
• Not Islam.
• Not their leadership.
• Not themselves.
But the same countries in which they are happy to live.

Democracy is really good for them.
In a democracy they can live comfortably & enjoy a high quality of life which they did not help build.
They can wear burkas, introduce Shariah, and make a mockery of our courts- generally bite the hand that feeds them.

My question is, why do they always try to bring their failed system with them, why do they want to turn host countries into the country they left for a better life....? Why??


Think
ZRX1200 Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, Nov 25 2011, 12:27 PM EST
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No booze
No bacon


And they treat women like shït
FuzzNJ Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, Nov 25 2011, 1:06 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
No booze
No bacon


And they treat women like shït




That's universally true, the anger and/or dissapointment of muslims in the countries listed is because of many different reasons.
dubleuhb Offline
#4 Posted: Fri, Nov 25 2011, 2:25 PM EST
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Freedom, what a novel idea.
HockeyDad Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, Nov 25 2011, 2:42 PM EST
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They're mad at the 1%ers......just like the Americans are.
ZRX1200 Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, Nov 25 2011, 3:05 PM EST
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Occupy suicide vests!
HockeyDad Offline
#7 Posted: Fri, Nov 25 2011, 3:49 PM EST
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The suicide vest has been out of style for a long time.
frankj1 Offline
#8 Posted: Sat, Nov 26 2011, 10:37 AM EST
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Anyone know why muslims are not happy???

cuz Israel is still on the map? did I win the contest?
bloody spaniard Offline
#9 Posted: Sat, Nov 26 2011, 12:14 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
Anyone know why muslims are not happy???
cuz Israel is still on the map? did I win the contest?



We'll have to go to the judges on that one... BING BING BING- ok, close enough.
Problem is, once they kill off all the Jews they'll be coming after the rest of the non-believers.
We can then convert or vie for the day laborer/ domestic jobs currently held by Phillipinos & Indians.




I wonder what happened to the Pakistani informants that were arrested after they gave us Osama?
engletl Offline
#10 Posted: Sat, Nov 26 2011, 12:21 PM EST
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bloody spaniard wrote:
We'll have to go to the judges on that one... BING BING BING- ok, close enough.
Problem is, once they kill off all the Jews they'll be coming after the rest of the non-believers.
We can then convert or vie for the day laborer/ domestic jobs currently held by Phillipinos & Indians.




I wonder what happened to the Pakistani informants that were arrested after they gave us Osama?


Informants? those weren't informants...they WERE traitorous infidel scum that didn't deserve to be spit on by a camel if they were on fire
bloody spaniard Offline
#11 Posted: Sat, Nov 26 2011, 12:26 PM EST
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engletl wrote:
Informants? those weren't informants...they WERE traitorous infidel scum that didn't deserve to be spit on by a camel if they were on fire



Weren't they promised protection & a reward for Osama's whereabouts???Liar
engletl Offline
#12 Posted: Sat, Nov 26 2011, 12:37 PM EST
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Was the reward a bunch of virgins?
Nicar Offline
#13 Posted: Sat, Nov 26 2011, 12:57 PM EST
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engletl wrote:
Was the reward a bunch of virgins?



Someone phuked up and gave them a 72yr old virgin
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#14 Posted: Sat, Nov 26 2011, 1:06 PM EST
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bloody spaniard wrote:
We'll have to go to the judges on that one... BING BING BING- ok, close enough.
Problem is, once they kill off all the Jews they'll be coming after the rest of the non-believers.
We can then convert or vie for the day laborer/ domestic jobs currently held by Phillipinos & Indians.




I wonder what happened to the Pakistani informants that were arrested after they gave us Osama?


They thrive on having an enemy. Agreed.

I think they're not happy because they don't have soap and water.
HockeyDad Offline
#15 Posted: Sun, Nov 27 2011, 7:18 AM EST
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There are a billion Muslims in the world. It is a bit more than a slight exaggeration to say they are not happy. If Israel vanished tomorrow, that would only address the concerns of a small group of unhappy Muslims.

Granted, Israel will not vanish tomorrow because it is important to continue concentrating the Jews there to defend Christian prophecy that the Apocalypse is coming soon and the Jews are going to get slaughtered and then wise up and realize Christianity was the correct religion. With the right Republican President elected, we could even see USA stimulus money used to build the 3rd temple.
frankj1 Offline
#16 Posted: Sun, Nov 27 2011, 11:29 AM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
There are a billion Muslims in the world. It is a bit more than a slight exaggeration to say they are not happy. If Israel vanished tomorrow, that would only address the concerns of a small group of unhappy Muslims.

Granted, Israel will not vanish tomorrow because it is important to continue concentrating the Jews there to defend Christian prophecy that the Apocalypse is coming soon and the Jews are going to get slaughtered and then wise up and realize Christianity was the correct religion. With the right Republican President elected, we could even see USA stimulus money used to build the 3rd temple.

Well that was playful, but not as much as usual. this sounded like you were insulted. besides, are there more Jews concentrated in Israel or in New York (counting Jersey and S. CT)?

Tough to build a third time without those fantastic Lebanon ceders. Can it be done with Spanish cedar? Then we'd really be hearing it on the boards...but would it be Politics or Cigar Related?
borndead1 Offline
#17 Posted: Sun, Nov 27 2011, 11:45 AM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
There are a billion Muslims in the world. It is a bit more than a slight exaggeration to say they are not happy. If Israel vanished tomorrow, that would only address the concerns of a small group of unhappy Muslims.

Granted, Israel will not vanish tomorrow because it is important to continue concentrating the Jews there to defend Christian prophecy that the Apocalypse is coming soon and the Jews are going to get slaughtered and then wise up and realize Christianity was the correct religion. With the right Republican President elected, we could even see USA stimulus money used to build the 3rd temple.



Applause


Post of the week.
jackconrad Offline
#18 Posted: Sun, Nov 27 2011, 11:59 AM EST
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They are not happy because of of their women worship only 1 god and his name is.... SHOPO PHARO..
bloody spaniard Offline
#19 Posted: Sun, Nov 27 2011, 12:28 PM EST
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^ Topo Gigio?Gonz


HockeyDad wrote:
There are a billion Muslims in the world. It is a bit more than a slight exaggeration to say they are not happy. If Israel vanished tomorrow, that would only address the concerns of a small group of unhappy Muslims.

Granted, Israel will not vanish tomorrow because it is important to continue concentrating the Jews there to defend Christian prophecy that the Apocalypse is coming soon and the Jews are going to get slaughtered and then wise up and realize Christianity was the correct religion. With the right Republican President elected, we could even see USA stimulus money used to build the 3rd temple.





WHOA... oh wait, that was an Al Jazeera c&p on Biblical interpretation... had me there for a minute. You scalliwag, you. I fall for your wry, stealth wit every time. HAHAHAHA

Luckily some of us have actually read Revelation & know that the Jews will never be vanquished. Most of us Christians should be so lucky. In fact, the Bible talks about the invaders returning to their desolated homes with flesh rotting from their bones (radiation?).

Our Christianity is the branch grafted onto the Jewish tree. True believers will stand by the Chosen People forever.

Carry on.
HockeyDad Offline
#20 Posted: Sun, Nov 27 2011, 12:57 PM EST
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bloody spaniard wrote:

Luckily some of us have actually read Revelation & know that the Jews will never be vanquished. Most of us Christians should be so lucky. In fact, the Bible talks about the invaders returning to their desolated homes with flesh rotting from their bones (radiation?).

Our Christianity is the branch grafted onto the Jewish tree. True believers will stand by the Chosen People forever.




...Not vanquished but I think you might be glossing over 2/3rds are struck down part! Remnants...I forget the exact terms.

Not exactly a picnic!
bloody spaniard Offline
#21 Posted: Sun, Nov 27 2011, 12:59 PM EST
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True, probably at least 2/3rd's... but that in itself is a miracle considering the odds.
HockeyDad Offline
#22 Posted: Sun, Nov 27 2011, 1:22 PM EST
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bloody spaniard wrote:
True, probably at least 2/3rd's... but that in itself is a miracle considering the odds.



Miracle....collateral damage....something like that!
DrMaddVibe Offline
#23 Posted: Mon, Nov 28 2011, 12:07 PM EST
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By the power of Greyskul...er, ooops...well at least there's no more talk of healing blind people around Jericho.
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#24 Posted: Mon, Nov 28 2011, 12:12 PM EST
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bloody spaniard wrote:
In fact, the Bible talks about the invaders returning to their desolated homes with flesh rotting from their bones (radiation?).





Zombie virus... Mellow
bloody spaniard Offline
#25 Posted: Mon, Nov 28 2011, 1:17 PM EST
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Be interesting to see if the Muslim Brotherhood wins a majority & brings true "happiness" to the Egyptians in today's elections.d'oh!
HockeyDad Offline
#26 Posted: Mon, Nov 28 2011, 1:30 PM EST
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I'm not sure Islam provides happiness. I think it is more a "toil til you die" religion like the Amish.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#27 Posted: Mon, Nov 28 2011, 1:30 PM EST
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Well, idle hands are the Devil's workshop now aren't they!whip
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#28 Posted: Mon, Nov 28 2011, 1:35 PM EST
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DrMaddVibe wrote:
Well, idle hands are the Devil's workshop now aren't they!whip



I try to keep a beer in mine.... Mellow
DrMaddVibe Offline
#29 Posted: Mon, Nov 28 2011, 1:36 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
I try to keep a beer in mine.... Mellow



That would be a full icy hand then...d'oh!
DrafterX Offline
#30 Posted: Tue, Nov 29 2011, 1:22 PM EST
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Confused
DrMaddVibe Offline
#31 Posted: Tue, Nov 29 2011, 2:07 PM EST
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If you have a beer in your hand it's not idleNot talking Not talking Not talking
DrafterX Offline
#32 Posted: Tue, Nov 29 2011, 2:20 PM EST
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Ram whacks off.... Mellow
DrMaddVibe Offline
#33 Posted: Tue, Nov 29 2011, 2:31 PM EST
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Then he doesn't have idle hands either.


And nobody likes a tattle-talewhip
bloody spaniard Offline
#34 Posted: Tue, Nov 29 2011, 2:38 PM EST
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Brick wall Brick wall Brick wall

I suppose the best that we can come up with is that muslims are not happy because they have been unable to wipe out the Jewish residents of a tiny lot of sand with no oil.

...and no, it's not Palm Beach.
frankj1 Offline
#35 Posted: Tue, Nov 29 2011, 5:14 PM EST
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bloody spaniard wrote:
Brick wall Brick wall Brick wall

I suppose the best that we can come up with is that muslims are not happy because they have been unable to wipe out the Jewish residents of a tiny lot of sand with no oil.

...and no, it's not Palm Beach.

I tried to tell ya but you got diverted with a fake bible quote (nice catch). I suspected it was incorrect, but I am hardly a biblical scholar, and my only real frame of reference is the prequel.

But I know you understand.
HockeyDad Offline
#36 Posted: Tue, Nov 29 2011, 8:35 PM EST
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bloody spaniard wrote:
Brick wall Brick wall Brick wall

I suppose the best that we can come up with is that muslims are not happy because they have been unable to wipe out the Jewish residents of a tiny lot of sand with no oil.

...and no, it's not Palm Beach.



I thought we already determined that task isn't one for the Muslims. The Anti-Christ already has it covered. (If the Muslims wiped out Israel, wouldn't that invalidate Christian prophecy?! We had better make sure that doesn't happen.)
wheelrite Offline
#37 Posted: Tue, Nov 29 2011, 9:59 PM EST
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Muslims have smelly women,,

easy paeasey,,,
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#38 Posted: Wed, Nov 30 2011, 10:06 AM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
I thought we already determined that task isn't one for the Muslims. The Anti-Christ already has it covered. (If the Muslims wiped out Israel, wouldn't that invalidate Christian prophecy?! We had better make sure that doesn't happen.)


It will never happen - I think the Uncle-Christ works for them Mooslums – ya know?
bloody spaniard Offline
#39 Posted: Thu, Dec 1 2011, 10:59 AM EST
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I'm still waiting for the outcome of the Egyptian elections. Their voting chits look like condo time sharing contracts to me.
Wonder what drab burka- attired women vote for- splashier spring colors? Clitoridectomies (female circumcisions)? Fewer beatings? Gonz


How long before the repressive Syrian and Saudi governments fall victim to the muslim spring of discontent- not to mention poor ol' Michigan...???Think
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