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What do dyslexic broads scream during orgasm?
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tailgater Offline
#1 Posted: Tue, Jan 24 2012, 1:03 PM EST
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Oh Dog!
tailgater Offline
#2 Posted: Tue, Jan 24 2012, 1:04 PM EST
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Political board?
Buckwheat Offline
#3 Posted: Tue, Jan 24 2012, 1:18 PM EST
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With a small "D". Then they wash their mouths out.
jackconrad Offline
#4 Posted: Tue, Jan 24 2012, 1:18 PM EST
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Number 3 says it all..
FuzzNJ Offline
#5 Posted: Tue, Jan 24 2012, 1:23 PM EST
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Yeah. I picture all of you as studs who make women scream in ecstasy all the time.
tailgater Offline
#6 Posted: Tue, Jan 24 2012, 1:28 PM EST
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FuzzNJ wrote:
Yeah. I picture all of you as studs who make women scream in ecstasy all the time.


You could make them all scream in ecstasy too.
Just leave the room...
FuzzNJ Offline
#7 Posted: Tue, Jan 24 2012, 1:32 PM EST
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tailgater wrote:
You could make them all scream in ecstasy too.
Just leave the room...


You should quit your day job and start writing comedy. You're so original n' stuff. You could make millions.
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#8 Posted: Tue, Jan 24 2012, 1:32 PM EST
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FuzzNJ wrote:
Yeah. I picture all of you as studs who make women scream in ecstasy all the time.




it's not that hard to do.... I read a book... ThumpUp
tailgater Offline
#9 Posted: Tue, Jan 24 2012, 1:47 PM EST
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FuzzNJ wrote:
You should quit your day job and start writing comedy. You're so original n' stuff. You could make millions.


It's all in the timing.
FuzzNJ Offline
#10 Posted: Tue, Jan 24 2012, 1:50 PM EST
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tailgater wrote:
It's all in the timing.





In your case it would have to be. Couldn't just rely on the wit of the writing.
wheelrite Offline
#11 Posted: Tue, Jan 24 2012, 1:58 PM EST
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tailgater wrote:
Oh Dog!







no...

it's

Ho Dog !
wheelrite Offline
#12 Posted: Tue, Jan 24 2012, 2:00 PM EST
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Know how to make your woman scream twice ?


Once while your banging her and once when you wipe your richard on the curtains,,,
DrMaddVibe Offline
#13 Posted: Tue, Jan 24 2012, 2:50 PM EST
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FuzzNJ wrote:
You should quit your day job and start writing comedy. You're so original n' stuff. You could make millions.



Yeah...then you and your types would be outside his house beating plastic pails, playing kazoos and shouting "WE ARE THE 99%!!!"...riiight!
DrafterX Offline
#14 Posted: Tue, Jan 24 2012, 2:52 PM EST
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sure hope Tailgater doesn't have a Cross in his yard.... Mellow
tailgater Offline
#15 Posted: Tue, Jan 24 2012, 2:54 PM EST
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FuzzNJ wrote:
In your case it would have to be. Couldn't just rely on the wit of the writing.


Oh yeah?
FuzzNJ Offline
#16 Posted: Tue, Jan 24 2012, 3:04 PM EST
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tailgater wrote:
Oh yeah?


Yeah, I would suggest starting with Filipino comedy. It's more your style. They are 30-40 years behind us in what's funny.
tailgater Offline
#17 Posted: Tue, Jan 24 2012, 3:05 PM EST
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FuzzNJ wrote:
Yeah, I would suggest starting with Filipino comedy. It's more your style. They are 30-40 years behind us in what's funny.


I like the Latino comedy best.
Can I borrow your Bumble Bee costume?
FuzzNJ Offline
#18 Posted: Tue, Jan 24 2012, 3:08 PM EST
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tailgater wrote:
I like the Latino comedy best.
Can I borrow your Bumble Bee costume?


No, I need that for my sexual exploits. Makes the women scream.
tailgater Offline
#19 Posted: Tue, Jan 24 2012, 3:09 PM EST
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FuzzNJ wrote:
No, I need that for my sexual exploits. Makes the women scream.


Is that Filipino?
FuzzNJ Offline
#20 Posted: Tue, Jan 24 2012, 3:10 PM EST
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tailgater wrote:
Is that Filipino?


The humor? Little bit. I need to compensate because my stinger is so small.
herfidore Offline
#21 Posted: Tue, Jan 24 2012, 3:13 PM EST
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wheelrite wrote:
Know how to make your woman scream twice ?


Once while your banging her and once when you wipe your richard on the curtains,,,



Call her up and tell her what you are doing.
wheelrite Offline
#22 Posted: Tue, Jan 24 2012, 3:16 PM EST
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herfidore wrote:
Call her up and tell her what you are doing.


that would be mean,,,
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