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Obama the Food Stamp President
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wheelrite Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Jan 26 2012, 9:03 AM EST
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46.2 million Americans ...

Anxious

wheel,
HockeyDad Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Jan 26 2012, 9:14 AM EST
Joined: 09-20-2000
Posts: 46,190
Food, glorious food!
Hot sausage and mustard!
While we're in the mood --
Cold jelly and custard!
Pease pudding and saveloys!
What next is the question?
Rich gentlemen have it, boys --
In-di-gestion!

Food, glorious food!
We're anxious to try it.
Three banquets a day --
Our favorite diet!

Just picture a great big steak --
Fried, roasted or stewed.
Oh, food,
Wonderful food,
Marvelous food,
Glorious food.
DrafterX Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Jan 26 2012, 9:32 AM EST
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I like food.... Mellow
DrMaddVibe Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Jan 26 2012, 10:34 AM EST
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZrgxHvNNUc
MikeyRavioli Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Jan 26 2012, 11:20 AM EST
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Wake me up when he starts giving our cigar stamps.
Or bourbon stamps.
Papachristou Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Jan 26 2012, 11:28 AM EST
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I thought it amusing that a news site was defending obama saying that the same number of americans enrolled for food stamps under both bush and obama.... of course they left out the fact that bush was in office for 8 years and obama has only been in for 3.

i want cigar stamps too!
DrMaddVibe Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Jan 26 2012, 11:29 AM EST
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Papachristou wrote:
I thought it amusing that a news site was defending obama saying that the same number of americans enrolled for food stamps under both bush and obama.... of course they left out the fact that bush was in office for 8 years and obama has only been in for 3.

i want cigar stamps too!



Well it feels like 8 years!d'oh!
bloody spaniard Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Jan 26 2012, 11:35 AM EST
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DrMaddVibe wrote:
Well it feels like 8 years!d'oh!


LMAO! It DOES, doesn't it?
He took another page outta the Bush "slow death" economic playbook.
ZRX1200 Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Jan 26 2012, 11:35 AM EST
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It has been 8 years.

Wookie years.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#10 Posted: Thu, Jan 26 2012, 1:00 PM EST
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Posts: 55,554
ZRX1200 wrote:
It has been 8 years.

Wookie years.



OMGApplause

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HockeyDad Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, Jan 26 2012, 1:40 PM EST
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Just you wait until term 2!

Gravy train!
FuzzNJ Offline
#12 Posted: Thu, Jan 26 2012, 1:55 PM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
Just you wait until term 2!

Gravy train!



By the end of his second term, Gingrich promised a permanent moon base. Smaller government?
Lancaster6802 Offline
#13 Posted: Thu, Jan 26 2012, 2:13 PM EST
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Ok so here's a story to make you sick. We have a customer, who gets $600 a month on her EBT card. She uses that EBT card to buy Danishes and food for vending machines. These items are supposed to be restricted but she's learned which items will go thru. She owned 2 vending machines, fills and services them herself. Then pockets the cash she makes off of it and doesn't claim her earnings. I over hear this conversation, she goes on to say on an average month in sales she makes $4000, unclaimed, untaxed earnings. She gets free healthcare provided by government, fixed housing rent, and free food. Then The damn heffer wants help loading her shi't into her Caddy Esc. Cause her husband is disabled yet he's talking away on his iPhone smoking a swisher sweet. F-ing south
DrafterX Offline
#14 Posted: Thu, Jan 26 2012, 2:18 PM EST
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That Bitch..!! Mad
MikeyRavioli Offline
#15 Posted: Thu, Jan 26 2012, 2:41 PM EST
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Lancaster6802 wrote:
Cause her husband is disabled yet he's talking away on his iPhone smoking a swisher sweet. F-ing south


The most disturbing part of that story is the swisher sweet. You would think with all that money they are skimming he could at least afford a decent cigar.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#16 Posted: Thu, Jan 26 2012, 2:42 PM EST
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MikeyRavioli wrote:
The most disturbing part of that story is the swisher sweet. You would think with all that money they are skimming he could at least afford a decent cigar.



He had his weed rolled up in it!whip
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