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pgje51 Offline
#1 Posted: Tue, Jan 31 2012, 12:33 PM EST
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George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to
hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is
for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is
finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so
Putin writes him a check.

Next, Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When
she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million
dollars, so she writes him a check.

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is
finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush
got to call the USA so cheaply.

The devil smiles and replies, " Since Obama took over, the country
has gone to hell, so it's a local call."
HockeyDad Offline
#2 Posted: Tue, Jan 31 2012, 12:36 PM EST
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Outrage.
bloody spaniard Offline
#3 Posted: Tue, Jan 31 2012, 1:02 PM EST
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I've penciled in my laugh for next Tuesday- between 9:35am and 9:45am.
I can't wait.
Stinkdyr Offline
#4 Posted: Tue, Jan 31 2012, 1:40 PM EST
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good one!

Applause
DrafterX Offline
#5 Posted: Tue, Jan 31 2012, 1:46 PM EST
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5 bucks for a local call..?? Huh
dubleuhb Offline
#6 Posted: Tue, Jan 31 2012, 2:19 PM EST
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Even hell is not safe from inflation.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#7 Posted: Tue, Jan 31 2012, 2:49 PM EST
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You gotta pay the Devil his dues!Angel
DrafterX Offline
#8 Posted: Tue, Jan 31 2012, 3:03 PM EST
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DrMaddVibe wrote:
You gotta pay the Devil his dues!Angel



is it more than tithe..?? Huh
DrMaddVibe Offline
#9 Posted: Tue, Jan 31 2012, 3:42 PM EST
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Posts: 55,550
DrafterX wrote:
is it more than tithe..?? Huh



It's all done with NEW money down there!

Ifn ya have to ask...ya can't afford it!whip
bloody spaniard Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Feb 1 2012, 10:56 AM EST
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^ (I like what you've done with your ears)


I started a joke, which started the whole world crying,
but I didn't see that the joke was on me, oh no.

I started to cry, which started the whole world laughing,
oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me.

I looked at the skies, running my hands over my eyes,
and I fell out of bed, hurting my head from things that I'd said.

Til I finally died, which started the whole world living,
oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me.

Crying
DrafterX Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, Feb 1 2012, 10:57 AM EST
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Posts: 98,577
Mellow
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