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frankj1 Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, Feb 3 2012, 4:48 PM EST
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Iranian president Mahmud Ahmadinejad calls President Obama and tells him, "Barack, I had a wonderful dream last night. I could see America, the whole beautiful country, and on each house I saw a banner."

"What did it say on the banners?" Obama asks.

Mahmud replies, "UNITED STATES OF IRAN."

Obama says, "You know, Mahmud, I am really happy you called, because believe it or not, last night I had a similar dream. I could see all of Tehran, and it was more beautiful than ever, and on each house flew an enormous banner."

"What did it say on the banners?" Mahmud asks.

Obama replies, "I don't know. I can't read Hebrew."
Whistlebritches Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, Feb 3 2012, 11:50 PM EST
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LMMFAO


Ron
frankj1 Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, Feb 3 2012, 11:58 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
LMMFAO


Ron

we might be in the minority...not sure why though.
rfenst Offline
#4 Posted: Mon, Feb 6 2012, 2:11 PM EST
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That is funny.
Stinkdyr Offline
#5 Posted: Mon, Feb 6 2012, 2:22 PM EST
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It would be funnier if it weren't all at USA taxpayer expense.

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DrMaddVibe Offline
#6 Posted: Mon, Feb 6 2012, 2:34 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
Obama replies, "I don't know. I can't read Hebrew."



Of course he can't!!!


"Mr. Obama recalled the opening lines of the Arabic call to prayer, reciting them with a first-rate accent. In a remark that seemed delightfully uncalculated (it’ll give Alabama voters heart attacks), Mr. Obama described the call to prayer as “one of the prettiest sounds on Earth at sunset.”

MikeyRavioli Offline
#7 Posted: Mon, Feb 6 2012, 2:40 PM EST
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Of course he can't read hebrew. He's a muslim
I'll be he can read the hell out of a Quoaran. Especially one written in Kenyan.
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