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Presidents Day Humor
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Whistlebritches Offline
#1 Posted: Sat, Mar 10 2012, 3:59 PM EST
Joined: 04-23-2006
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I was eating lunch with my 5 grand-daughter and I asked her, "What is the 20th of February?"

She said "President's Day!"

She is a smart kid so I asked her: "What does President's Day mean?"
and I waited for something about Washington or Lincoln etc.

She replied, "President's Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow, we have another year of unemployment!"

You know.....................it really hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose!



Ron
Rclay Offline
#2 Posted: Sat, Mar 10 2012, 4:20 PM EST
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HaHaHa! Good one! her parents must teach her well.
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#3 Posted: Sat, Mar 10 2012, 7:19 PM EST
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IF BUSH HAD 1 MORE YEAR HE COULD HAVE INVADED CUBA AND GUYS WOULD BE ON THEIR
5TH OR 6TH DEPLOYMENT. AND HE COULD HAVE LEFT UNEMPLOYMENT AT 15%/

YOU ALL FORGET HE WAS LIKE A BAD TENANT. AND WITHOUT PRESIDENT OBAMA,
IN SPITE OF THE RE-PUBICHAIR BONER AND THAT ROSY CHECKED MINORITY LEADER IN
THE SENATE WHO HASEN'T DONE SQUAT, AND COULDNT PASS AN ARITHMETIC EXAM WITHOUT
A STAFF
WE HAVE AN AUTO INDUSTRY THAT CONTINUES TO GROW AND BY NEXT YEAR
UNEMPLOYMENT WILL BE BELOW 8%.
engletl Offline
#4 Posted: Sat, Mar 10 2012, 7:47 PM EST
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ummmmm RICK

most of the Troops are on their 4th, 5th or 6th deployment as it is...without Bush or Obama invading Cuba

As the masses are no longer eligible to receive UE benefits then they will drop off the roles of the "unemployed" therefore dropping the %. Yet there will still be over 15% out of work next year regardless of their "Unemployment Status"
DrafterX Offline
#5 Posted: Sat, Mar 10 2012, 7:53 PM EST
Joined: 10-18-2005
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engletl wrote:
ummmmm RICK

most of the Troops are on their 4th, 5th or 6th deployment as it is...without Bush or Obama invading Cuba

As the masses are no longer eligible to receive UE benefits then they will drop off the roles of the "unemployed" therefore dropping the %. Yet there will still be over 15% out of work next year regardless of their "Unemployment Status"



There you go with those damn 'facts' again.... damn facts...Mad
DrafterX Offline
#6 Posted: Sat, Mar 10 2012, 7:57 PM EST
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,582
Whistlebritches wrote:
I was eating lunch with my 5 grand-daughter and I asked her, "What is the 20th of February?"

She said "President's Day!"

She is a smart kid so I asked her: "What does President's Day mean?"
and I waited for something about Washington or Lincoln etc.

She replied, "President's Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow, we have another year of unemployment!"

You know.....................it really hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose!



Ron




LOL


Whistlebritches Offline
#7 Posted: Sat, Mar 10 2012, 8:30 PM EST
Joined: 04-23-2006
Posts: 22,128
RICKAMAVEN wrote:
IF BUSH HAD 1 MORE YEAR HE COULD HAVE INVADED CUBA AND GUYS WOULD BE ON THEIR
5TH OR 6TH DEPLOYMENT. AND HE COULD HAVE LEFT UNEMPLOYMENT AT 15%/

YOU ALL FORGET HE WAS LIKE A BAD TENANT. AND WITHOUT PRESIDENT OBAMA,
IN SPITE OF THE RE-PUBICHAIR BONER AND THAT ROSY CHECKED MINORITY LEADER IN
THE SENATE WHO HASEN'T DONE SQUAT, AND COULDNT PASS AN ARITHMETIC EXAM WITHOUT
A STAFF
WE HAVE AN AUTO INDUSTRY THAT CONTINUES TO GROW AND BY NEXT YEAR
UNEMPLOYMENT WILL BE BELOW 8%.



Rick

This is humor.....for humor to work there has to be some truth in it.I know it hurts but you just hang right in there.

Oh and FYI.....Bush left the Whitehouse in early 09.Things have only disintegrated since then.Like Todd said.............when people run out of UE benefits they fade away.That does not mean things are better.If and when UE HONESTLY(no fuzzy math)falls below 8% with a democrat in office......I'll kiss your hairy azz at high noon right under Old Glory at the post office of your choice on any given Monday.


Ron
DrafterX Offline
#8 Posted: Sat, Mar 10 2012, 8:32 PM EST
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,582
Laugh
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