Superman, Sleeping Beauty and Pinocchio are out strolling one night and as they walk along they spot a bar with a sign in front denoting " World's Strongest Man Contest Inside Tonight ! "
Superman declares " This is a Job for Me ! " and he walks inside & 5 minutes later he comes out and says " Okay.....I won ! "
The all walk down the next block and they spot a bar with a sign in front denoting " World's Most Beautiful Woman Contest Inside Tonight " and Sleeping Beauty declares " This is a Job for Me ! " and she walks inside & 5 minutes later she comes out and says " Okay.....I won ! "
The trio walks down the next block and they spot a bar with a sign in front denoting " World's Biggest Liar Contest Inside Tonight ! " and Pinocchio declares " This is a Job for Me ! " and he walks inside & 5 minutes later he comes out and says " Okay......who's Obama ? "