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Why Barak Hussein Obama will be re-elected, so stop yer whinin'!
bloody spaniard Offline
#1 Posted:
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It's not just that he has the minority & traditional liberal vote in the bag, he also has our wimmins (grammas, mothers, wives, daughters, stepdaughters, nieces, & granddaughters:

http://www.usatoday.com/news/politics/story/2012-04-01/swing-states-poll/53930684/1
Love Wub Love Wub Love Wub Love Wub Love Wub

So quit the belly achin' & take it like a man. You love your gals & they know what's best for you. Besides, you should be numb by now anyway...Unsure
HockeyDad Offline
#2 Posted:
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Comfortably numb and under the Cone!
teedubbya Offline
#3 Posted:
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HockeyDad wrote:
Comfortably numb and under the Cone!



That is so yesterday. I am under the hoodie of protection. take that biotch.
HockeyDad Offline
#4 Posted:
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teedubbya wrote:
That is so yesterday. I am under the hoodie of protection. take that biotch.



Your hoodie is still 0-1. Market that!
teedubbya Offline
#5 Posted:
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HockeyDad wrote:
Your hoodie is still 0-1. Market that!


Oldest trick in the book. Sacrifice one of your own to energize the base.
HockeyDad Offline
#6 Posted:
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I hope you have better success then my torch & pitchfork kits I peddled to the occupoopers.
teedubbya Offline
#7 Posted:
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I studied your business model and tweaked it a bit.
bloody spaniard Offline
#8 Posted:
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^ Promise 'em a free cheese grater if they order now.


"Barak ain't black. He's just a good looking white guy dipped in caramel" ~~~ Archie Bunker
teedubbya Offline
#9 Posted:
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bloody spaniard wrote:
^ Promise 'em a free cheese grater if they order now.


"Barak ain't black. He's just a good looking white guy dipped in caramel" ~~~ Archie Bunker



You are so square. Its not a cheese grater..... its the graty and is only offered with the slapchop
jackconrad Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 06-09-2003
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I wish my wife looked and acted more like Michelle..
bloody spaniard Offline
#11 Posted:
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michelle pfeiffer?
teedubbya Offline
#12 Posted:
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She prolly would if you were hung like barry
HockeyDad Offline
#13 Posted:
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....a hoodie and a graty........How much will it cost?

That's two separate supply chains! Madness, madness I tell you.
teedubbya Offline
#14 Posted:
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If ordered in the next 20 minutes we will double the offer
ZRX1200 Offline
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But wait.......there's more!

Call now and get free shipping and a lotto ticket!
teedubbya Offline
#16 Posted:
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And thats not all. the slapchop has been redesigned to handle a backhand. we call it the biotchslapchop
DadZilla3 Offline
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Joined: 01-17-2009
Posts: 4,633
ZRX1200 wrote:
But wait.......there's more!

Call now and get free shipping and a lotto ticket!

Throw in a Nigerian royal bank account number and I'm in.
bloody spaniard Offline
#18 Posted:
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^ I almost read that as, "throw in a Nigerian..." LOL
jetblasted Offline
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I had a Nigerian yelling at me last night. He was demanding I bend the rules for him & I said, No.
He then told me he was going to, "Make noise on my head". I couldn't contain my laughter. That pissed him off & he walked away.
bloody spaniard Offline
#20 Posted:
Joined: 03-14-2003
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jetblasted wrote:
I had a Nigerian yelling at me last night. He was demanding I bend the rules for him & I said, No.
He then told me he was going to, "Make noise on my head". I couldn't contain my laughter. That pissed him off & he walked away.



Prolly wanted to smuggle baboon balls in his carry on luggage.Shame on you
HockeyDad Offline
#21 Posted:
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bloody spaniard wrote:
Prolly wanted to smuggle baboon balls in his carry on luggage.Shame on you



You say that like it is a bad thing.
ZRX1200 Offline
#22 Posted:
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Smuggle baboon balls in his luggage.....






^ new alternative lifestyle speak code?
ZRX1200 Offline
#23 Posted:
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After Huge Ammo Buy, DHS Purchases Bullet Resistant Booths

Federal agency preparing to unveil more checkpoints

Paul Joseph Watson Infowars.com Thursday, April 5, 2012

The Department of Homeland Security recently stoked concern by contracting a company to provide them with 450 million rounds of hollow point bullets. Now the federal agency is also purchasing bullet-proof checkpoint booths that include ‘stop and go’ lights.

A press release from Shelters Direct brags about how they are providing the DHS with bullet resistant guard booths. Images of the booth from the company’s website suggest the guard shacks will be used to control checkpoints.

“This guard building features a standing seam hip roof, a thru-wall HVAC unit, (2) UL 752 BR Level 3 sliding doors, UL 752 Bullet Resistant Level 3 glass and a Low]E coating. Other noticeable highlights of this prefabricated steel building include metal halide security lighting, decorative window grille frames, and a “Stop & Go” light with controls,” states the press release.

The purpose behind the bullet proof booths is unknown, but the DHS has publicly announced that it plans to increase the number of unannounced checkpoints manned by TSA VIPR teams and other federal agents beyond the 9300 that were set up last year alone.

The DHS’ Federal Protective Service stoked controversy in January when it set up a checkpoint and posted agents armed with semiautomatic guns outside a Social Security office in Florida.

The armed agents checked identifications of locals as part of Operation Shield, an unannounced drill centered around “detecting the presence of unauthorized persons and potentially disruptive or dangerous activities.”

Last week, defense contractor ATK announced that it had been awarded an “Indefinite Delivery/Indefinite Quantity (IDIQ) agreement for .40 caliber hollow point ammunition” by the DHS.

The contract stipulated that ATK would provide Homeland Security with 450 million rounds of bullets over a five year period. The federal agency also purchased 200 million rounds of bullets back in 2009 and has an open bid for up to 175 million rounds of .233 caliber ammo.

As the American Dream blog pointed out, “The Department of Homeland Security is only supposed to be shooting at people very rarely. It simply does not make sense that they would need so much ammunition.”

With guns and ammo flying off the shelves at record levels due to fears that a second term in office for Obama could lead to a fresh assault on second amendment rights, the DHS may be attempting to head off any potential ammo shortage.

The feds are also seeking to arm hundreds of newly hired security guards tasked with protecting government buildings.

Some fear that the DHS is preparing for the threat of civil disorder or a crisis in Mexico that will lead to a mass migration of people across the southern border.

In December, DHS chief Janet Napolitano directed Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) to prepare for a mass influx of immigrants into the United States, calling for the plan to deal with the “shelter” and “processing” of large numbers of people.
DrafterX Offline
#24 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,582
ZRX1200 wrote:
Smuggle baboon balls in his luggage.....






^ new alternative lifestyle speak code?




prolly some sort of gay-homo code.... Mellow
DrafterX Offline
#25 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,582
ZRX1200 wrote:
After Huge Ammo Buy, DHS Purchases Bullet Resistant Booths

Federal agency preparing to unveil more checkpoints

Paul Joseph Watson Infowars.com Thursday, April 5, 2012

The Department of Homeland Security recently stoked concern by contracting a company to provide them with 450 million rounds of hollow point bullets. Now the federal agency is also purchasing bullet-proof checkpoint booths that include ‘stop and go’ lights.

A press release from Shelters Direct brags about how they are providing the DHS with bullet resistant guard booths. Images of the booth from the company’s website suggest the guard shacks will be used to control checkpoints.

“This guard building features a standing seam hip roof, a thru-wall HVAC unit, (2) UL 752 BR Level 3 sliding doors, UL 752 Bullet Resistant Level 3 glass and a Low]E coating. Other noticeable highlights of this prefabricated steel building include metal halide security lighting, decorative window grille frames, and a “Stop & Go” light with controls,” states the press release.

The purpose behind the bullet proof booths is unknown, but the DHS has publicly announced that it plans to increase the number of unannounced checkpoints manned by TSA VIPR teams and other federal agents beyond the 9300 that were set up last year alone.

The DHS’ Federal Protective Service stoked controversy in January when it set up a checkpoint and posted agents armed with semiautomatic guns outside a Social Security office in Florida.

The armed agents checked identifications of locals as part of Operation Shield, an unannounced drill centered around “detecting the presence of unauthorized persons and potentially disruptive or dangerous activities.”

Last week, defense contractor ATK announced that it had been awarded an “Indefinite Delivery/Indefinite Quantity (IDIQ) agreement for .40 caliber hollow point ammunition” by the DHS.

The contract stipulated that ATK would provide Homeland Security with 450 million rounds of bullets over a five year period. The federal agency also purchased 200 million rounds of bullets back in 2009 and has an open bid for up to 175 million rounds of .233 caliber ammo.

As the American Dream blog pointed out, “The Department of Homeland Security is only supposed to be shooting at people very rarely. It simply does not make sense that they would need so much ammunition.”

With guns and ammo flying off the shelves at record levels due to fears that a second term in office for Obama could lead to a fresh assault on second amendment rights, the DHS may be attempting to head off any potential ammo shortage.

The feds are also seeking to arm hundreds of newly hired security guards tasked with protecting government buildings.

Some fear that the DHS is preparing for the threat of civil disorder or a crisis in Mexico that will lead to a mass migration of people across the southern border.

In December, DHS chief Janet Napolitano directed Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) to prepare for a mass influx of immigrants into the United States, calling for the plan to deal with the “shelter” and “processing” of large numbers of people.




good thing the camps are almost ready.... Mellow
bloody spaniard Offline
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I got top bunk!
Beer
ZRX1200 Offline
#27 Posted:
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Chevy volts with BO stickers will be equipped with quick pass!
bloody spaniard Offline
#28 Posted:
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^ Applause (you have a quick mind)
rfenst Offline
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jetblasted wrote:
I had a Nigerian yelling at me last night. He was demanding I bend the rules for him & I said, No.
He then told me he was going to, "Make noise on my head". I couldn't contain my laughter. That pissed him off & he walked away.


Sounds like the 100lb. Haitian client who was sitting in my office when he threatened to kill me. I stood up and told him to come outside with me so that he could get it over. He followed, got in to his car and drove away. LOL!
Stinkdyr Offline
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Skittles and Tea Party !!!!!!!!!!!!!!


fog
bloody spaniard Offline
#31 Posted:
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LOL@ rfenst- Never had problems with Africans aside from their names. Had a Nigerian caretaker for my kids whose name was Oranju Salami.
I could never keep a straight face when I called him.
8trackdisco Offline
#32 Posted:
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,103
bloody spaniard wrote:
It's not just that he has the minority & traditional liberal vote in the bag, he also has our wimmins (grammas, mothers, wives, daughters, stepdaughters, nieces, & granddaughters:

http://www.usatoday.com/news/politics/story/2012-04-01/swing-states-poll/53930684/1
Love Wub Love Wub Love Wub Love Wub Love Wub

So quit the belly achin' & take it like a man. You love your gals & they know what's best for you. Besides, you should be numb by now anyway...Unsure


How can Obama possibly win against The Robot, Rick Sanctimonious and, Boss Hogg?!

The Republican Party- When you care enough to send ... a few guys .... that is about it.
HockeyDad Offline
#33 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
good thing the camps are almost ready.... Mellow




I'm still hoping that night school camp commandant training course I did was not a waste of time.
DrafterX Offline
#34 Posted:
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Did they give you a monocle..?? Huh
HockeyDad Offline
#35 Posted:
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No....that was the German version. I took the French version and got a neat beret. (UN blue, of course!)
DrafterX Offline
#36 Posted:
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I heard they gave TW a raspberry one.... Mellow
bloody spaniard Offline
#37 Posted:
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LOL!! The kind you find in a second hand store...Applause
ZRX1200 Offline
#38 Posted:
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LMPWAO!
DrafterX Offline
#39 Posted:
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bloody spaniard wrote:
LOL!! The kind you find in a second hand store...Applause



prolly the other kind.... Mellow
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