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betty said it best tighten your seat belts tghis wlwction will be a bumpy ride
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248
this campaign will be the dirtiest campaiagn ever presented to the public


if there is a recorded history the romney vs obama will go down in infamy
bloody spaniard Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 03-14-2003
Posts: 43,802
That's ok. We need something to keep our minds off foreclosure.
HockeyDad Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 09-20-2000
Posts: 46,192
bloody spaniard wrote:
That's ok. We need something to keep our minds off foreclosure.




HA!


What a minute.....that's not funny.
daveincincy Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2006
Posts: 20,033
It should be interesting given all the money Obama has raked in. He's probably got more than enough to even silence anyone who has anything negative to say about his past.
DrafterX Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,583
daveincincy wrote:
It should be interesting given all the money Obama has raked in. He's probably got more than enough to even silence anyone who has anything negative to say about his past.




I heard that's what happened to his gay-homo college buddies... Mellow
DrMaddVibe Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,554
tasty things…hamburger cookies D had a birthday last month. It was a small celebration with two friends. What D wanted more than anything [besides Bobba Fett's lego ship] were hamburger cookies. It's a fake-out food, it looks like one food, but it's really something else. I was skeptical at first, but when I read the instructions I was up for the challenge.
These were really easy. I made the brownies using my regular brownie recipe. You'll find it on the back of the Ghiradelli sweetened powdered chocolate, and it makes the BEST brownies. Oddly, cookies are my least favorite thing to bake. So, I bought some wonderful pre-made pumpkin cookie dough at Whole Foods and that saved the whole project. Just sprinkle some sesame seeds on top before you bake for instant "buns".TIPS:1] Make sure to only sprinkle sesame seeds on half the cookies as these will be the tops and the rest, the bottoms 2] Bake your brownies in a larger pan, I used about a 9 x 12, so you'll get thinner brownies and more realistic patties. I was nervous about doing this because the batter barely covered the bottom of the pan, but it worked. Make sure to adjust your baking time!3] If you're ambitious or just like to bake cookies, the original recipe calls for peanut butter. I think the peanut butter would compliment the brownies perfectly. 4] Go crazy with condiments! The cookies and brownies are just fine on their own, but the icing condiments add a lot of fun. I just did ketchup, but you can do pickles, cheese, mustard and lettuce too. 5] I used a 2.5" baking ring to cut the brownies and a generous table spoon of cookie dough rolled into a ball.
dstieger Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 06-22-2007
Posts: 10,889
DrMaddVibe wrote:
tasty things…hamburger cookies D had a birthday last month. It was a small celebration with two friends. What D wanted more than anything [besides Bobba Fett's lego ship] were hamburger cookies. It's a fake-out food, it looks like one food, but it's really something else. I was skeptical at first, but when I read the instructions I was up for the challenge.
These were really easy. I made the brownies using my regular brownie recipe. You'll find it on the back of the Ghiradelli sweetened powdered chocolate, and it makes the BEST brownies. Oddly, cookies are my least favorite thing to bake. So, I bought some wonderful pre-made pumpkin cookie dough at Whole Foods and that saved the whole project. Just sprinkle some sesame seeds on top before you bake for instant "buns".TIPS:1] Make sure to only sprinkle sesame seeds on half the cookies as these will be the tops and the rest, the bottoms 2] Bake your brownies in a larger pan, I used about a 9 x 12, so you'll get thinner brownies and more realistic patties. I was nervous about doing this because the batter barely covered the bottom of the pan, but it worked. Make sure to adjust your baking time!3] If you're ambitious or just like to bake cookies, the original recipe calls for peanut butter. I think the peanut butter would compliment the brownies perfectly. 4] Go crazy with condiments! The cookies and brownies are just fine on their own, but the icing condiments add a lot of fun. I just did ketchup, but you can do pickles, cheese, mustard and lettuce too. 5] I used a 2.5" baking ring to cut the brownies and a generous table spoon of cookie dough rolled into a ball.

DrafterX Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,583
fog
One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere, like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now, where were we? Oh yeah, the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones..

fog
rfenst Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 06-23-2007
Posts: 39,431
daveincincy wrote:
It should be interesting given all the money Obama has raked in. He's probably got more than enough to even silence anyone who has anything negative to say about his past.



Watch for the assassinations!
DrMaddVibe Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,554
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“Trolls suck.” ― Betty

White
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248
DrMaddVibe wrote:
tasty things…hamburger cookies D had a birthday last month. It was a small celebration with two friends. What D wanted more than anything [besides Bobba Fett's lego ship] were hamburger cookies. It's a fake-out food, it looks like one food, but it's really something else. I was skeptical at first, but when I read the instructions I was up for the challenge.
These were really easy. I made the brownies using my regular brownie recipe. You'll find it on the back of the Ghiradelli sweetened powdered chocolate, and it makes the BEST brownies. Oddly, cookies are my least favorite thing to bake. So, I bought some wonderful pre-made pumpkin cookie dough at Whole Foods and that saved the whole project. Just sprinkle some sesame seeds on top before you bake for instant "buns".TIPS:1] Make sure to only sprinkle sesame seeds on half the cookies as these will be the tops and the rest, the bottoms 2] Bake your brownies in a larger pan, I used about a 9 x 12, so you'll get thinner brownies and more realistic patties. I was nervous about doing this because the batter barely covered the bottom of the pan, but it worked. Make sure to adjust your baking time!3] If you're ambitious or just like to bake cookies, the original recipe calls for peanut butter. I think the peanut butter would compliment the brownies perfectly. 4] Go crazy with condiments! The cookies and brownies are just
fine on their own, but the icing condiments add a lot of fun. I just did ketchup, but you can do pickles, cheese, mustard and lettuce too. 5] I used a 2.5" baking ring to cut the brownies and a generous table spoon of cookie dough rolled into a ball.


AS I EUXPDCTED YOU FORSWYT LSMGUISG IDGIBBRTIDH
DrafterX Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,583
Mellow
DrMaddVibe Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,554


After finding that many visitors to our site look for the world's longest run-on sentence we decided to create an entry and our first step in finding the world's longest run-on sentence was to to look up the definition and found that a run-on sentence is a sentence without a punctuation marks where they should be and as a result combining what should be many sentences into one long one which we found after doing some research can be endless and has no clear cut example that we can officially call the world's longest run-on sentence and thus we do not have an answer but we must add that although this is a run-on sentence with quite a few words it is far short of run-on sentences written by people with too much time on their hand and we do not claim this to be the world's longest run-on sentence as all we are stating is that we could not officially find one.
HockeyDad Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 09-20-2000
Posts: 46,192
Outrageous!
DrMaddVibe Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,554
HockeyDad wrote:
Outrageous!



I was really going for "Mon Du!" with this one.
snowwolf777 Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 06-03-2000
Posts: 4,082
It has been a really long week. This post made the tears roll down my cheeks from laughing.

It's either that, or the Vidallia I have tied to my belt. Beer
JadeRose Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 05-15-2008
Posts: 19,525
Ok....this one made me laugh
DadZilla3 Offline
#18 Posted:
Joined: 01-17-2009
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Just when you think you've seen everything...bam! A meandering anecdote in gigantic overlapping violet font. ThumpUp
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