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RICKAMAVEN Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Apr 11 2012, 12:53 PM EST
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248
sorry to upset your dreams about tv. tv came into existence
when a manufacturer, a CEO realizedhe could show you his product without having to schlep
you to a market where it is being sold.

you have first a picture of it right in front of you, then a color enhanced picture and soon a 3D picture
that will move and dance in 3D and sing to you.

signs on the doors, "no salesman allowed,". the last person you see at night and the first personyou see in the morning is your personal salesman. the guy you like that talks about his vacummbetter then the other guy talks about his vacumm. you sometimes can't wait until the last talking head is gone so you can watch Ron, or the guy that got arrested by a hooker

he demanded services she wouldn't do.

he used to chop, now he picks up lint and coins with his sticky thing.

fuller brush used to give you a brush or after shave, or a tiny lipstick to entice you to ask you into his/her home to listen to your stories of a better mop or a special spray to make your home smellnicer. if you told a good day bedtime story the last time you were there, you were moreacceptable then the guy selling slightly different **** then you sell. the rules are well known, tell alittle story and the customer will buy something make it a good story then she will buy something else. if you are able to com up with some really super good story and she and you might end up sharing a cigarette.

(that's a different story)

the TV is now king of the story tellers, sports, game shows. house wives of different cities cops on patrol,
crooks on patrol, cartoons to prepare little minds so they understand the colored lights that move and
make noise will be their life long companion

if you want knowledge, read a book





sometimes I miss sharing a cigarette with a new customer
jackconrad Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Apr 11 2012, 1:22 PM EST
Joined: 06-09-2003
Posts: 67,461
I sold Fuller Brush door to door when i was 14 to 15. They had to drive us to an area to sell and drop us off . I used to make out with the Fuller Brush Girls in the back seat when doofy Jim drove us in the Pinto(His mom owned the business). Some times i would ask them to give him a kiss cause he would prolly never get a date in his lifetime. Jim actually wore a coat and bowtie..Many times i would get to a house and the adults were not there but their daughters were and sometimes they had a girlfriend with them. I would fill there orders to.

Most of the time i carried a ukelele and made up a Fuller Brush song and sang it at the door. People were always intrigued by me and always invited me in and ask me about myself. After about 20 minutes i would say,"Oh my gosh!I have been here all this time and haven't sol anything ! They are gonna fire me !).
Then they would say give me your book i'l order something so you don't get in trouble...

That worked about 2000 times. I was was making more than alot of adults and had plenty of money for Ripple and cigarettes on Friday dates..

In reality i wanted to get a job pumping gas but at the time they were few and far between so other than passing newspapers this was all i could get. However as it turns out the people skills i learned have given me a lifetime profession, and i love working with people, especially girls home alone !!!!!!!LOL!
bloody spaniard Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Apr 11 2012, 1:56 PM EST
Joined: 03-14-2003
Posts: 43,802
Some great life stories, guys. Applause


Mine mostly involve ditch digging, car washing, nursery landscaping, etc. Quick way for a sheltered doctor's kid to learn about the seamy side of life short of landing in jail. Oh, and I forgot about selling insurance door to door but that led to better things as an insurance exec with a nice office and good size staff.
DrafterX Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, Apr 11 2012, 2:12 PM EST
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,583
a good sized staff is important if you want to keep the womens happy.... Mellow
bloody spaniard Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, Apr 11 2012, 2:34 PM EST
Joined: 03-14-2003
Posts: 43,802
DrafterX wrote:
a good sized staff is important if you want to keep the womens happy.... Mellow



LOL!! That's what Moses said.
daveincincy Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, Apr 11 2012, 2:36 PM EST
Joined: 08-11-2006
Posts: 20,033
You can't really share a cigarette with the customers while you're pumping gas....you can only do that after pumping Ethel.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Apr 11 2012, 5:12 PM EST
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,554
daveincincy wrote:
You can't really share a cigarette with the customers while you're pumping gas....you can only do that after pumping Ethel.



One thing I miss is Cold Ethyl and her skeleton kiss
We met last night making love under the refrigerator light
Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms

One thing
No lie
Ethyl's frigid as an eskimo pie
She's cool in bed
Well she oughta be 'cuz Ethyl's dead

Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms
Come on Cold Ethyl
Freeze me babe

One thing - it's true
Cold Ethyl I am stuck on you
And everything is my way
Ethyl don't have much to say

Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms
Come here Cold Ethyl
What makes you so cold? Ooh so cold

Cold Ethyl
Cold Cold Ethyl
Cold Ethyl
Cold Cold Ethyl
Cold Ethyl
Cold Cold Ethyl
Cold Ethyl
Cold Cold Ethyl
If I live 'til ninety-seven
You'll still be waiting in refrigerator heaven
'cuz you're cool
You're on ice
Cold Ethyl
You're my paradise




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hk0sGep1bc
daveincincy Offline
#8 Posted: Tue, Apr 17 2012, 12:33 PM EST
Joined: 08-11-2006
Posts: 20,033
OhMyGod
It's like staring into a big bowl of alphabet soup

d'oh!
DadZilla3 Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, Apr 18 2012, 4:33 PM EST
Joined: 01-17-2009
Posts: 4,633
DrMaddVibe wrote:
One thing I miss is Cold Ethyl and her skeleton kiss
We met last night making love under the refrigerator light
Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms

One thing
No lie
Ethyl's frigid as an eskimo pie
She's cool in bed
Well she oughta be 'cuz Ethyl's dead

Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms
Come on Cold Ethyl
Freeze me babe

One thing - it's true
Cold Ethyl I am stuck on you
And everything is my way
Ethyl don't have much to say

Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms
Come here Cold Ethyl
What makes you so cold? Ooh so cold

Cold Ethyl
Cold Cold Ethyl
Cold Ethyl
Cold Cold Ethyl
Cold Ethyl
Cold Cold Ethyl
Cold Ethyl
Cold Cold Ethyl
If I live 'til ninety-seven
You'll still be waiting in refrigerator heaven
'cuz you're cool
You're on ice
Cold Ethyl
You're my paradise



Wow thats very scary I remember we read a story by edgar allan poe when I was a kid it was about some bird that kept talking to the guy while he was reading but he was almost falling asleep. The bird was actually sitting on a statue of some old guy's head!
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