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What Happens When a Fly Falls in a Cup of Coffee
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HockeyDad Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Jun 21 2012, 2:47 PM EST
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The Italian: throws the cup and walks away in a fit of rage.

The Frenchman: takes out the fly, and drinks the coffee.

The Chinese: eats the fly and throws away the coffee.

The Russian: drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was extra with no charge.

The Israeli: sells the coffee to the Frenchman, the fly to the Chinese, buys himself a new cup of coffee and uses the extra money to invent a device that prevents flies from falling into coffee.

The Palestinian: blames the Israeli for the fly falling in his coffee, protests the act of aggression to the UN, takes a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase explosives, and then blows up the coffee house where the Italian, the Frenchman, the Chinese, and the Russian are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he should give away his cup of coffee to the Palestinian.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Jun 21 2012, 2:49 PM EST
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Depends...I know of a kitchen where the fly can just walk across the filth...it's like a bridge...to nowhere!
z6joker9 Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Jun 21 2012, 3:19 PM EST
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Where is the irishman that demands that the fly spit it out?
DrMaddVibe Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Jun 21 2012, 3:24 PM EST
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z6joker9 wrote:
Where is the irishman that demands that the fly spit it out?



Busy begging the British guy to take it out of his country!
wheelrite Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Jun 21 2012, 4:09 PM EST
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was this a Kosher Fly ?
ZRX1200 Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Jun 21 2012, 4:12 PM EST
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European fly or African?
wheelrite Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Jun 21 2012, 4:18 PM EST
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was this a Rodney King Fly, at the bottom of the cup ?
frankj1 Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Jun 21 2012, 4:34 PM EST
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HD, is this parable a foreshadowing of your change in Mid-east policy beliefs?
JadeRose Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Jun 21 2012, 4:37 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
European fly or African?



Was the fly fully laden?
jackconrad Offline
#10 Posted: Thu, Jun 21 2012, 5:04 PM EST
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(\_/)
(^.^)
c(")(")

" There once was a worm \
name of Fuzzy
Who liked it /
when things got all skuzzy

So i stepped on hiz head

and now he is dead

And the World is Happy

With 1 less *****! "
DadZilla3 Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, Jun 21 2012, 6:52 PM EST
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JadeRose wrote:
Was the fly fully laden?

Are you suggesting that flies migrate?
bloody spaniard Offline
#12 Posted: Thu, Jun 21 2012, 7:12 PM EST
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Other than Jade's "fully laden" post (no clue what that means), pretty clever thread IMHO.
...but what do I know. Drool
HockeyDad Offline
#13 Posted: Thu, Jun 21 2012, 8:01 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
HD, is this parable a foreshadowing of your change in Mid-east policy beliefs?



Naaa....I just thought it was hysterical!


My policy on the middle east is unchanged. Build a high wall around it. They want to fight so let them. Leave the rest of the world out of it.
frankj1 Offline
#14 Posted: Thu, Jun 21 2012, 9:21 PM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
Naaa....I just thought it was hysterical!


My policy on the middle east is unchanged. Build a high wall around it. They want to fight so let them. Leave the rest of the world out of it.


It is a good one.
But given that Syria and Egypt (and some other lightweights) are preoccupied, hardly seems like a fair fight.

Bloody's right, I don't get the "fully laden" either.
wheelrite Offline
#15 Posted: Thu, Jun 21 2012, 9:25 PM EST
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[quote=frankj1]It is a good one.
But given that Syria and Egypt (and some other lightweights) are preoccupied, hardly seems like a fair fight.

.[/quote

whatever,,,
1 1/2 yrs ago you were spouting off like Arafat,,,
frankj1 Offline
#16 Posted: Thu, Jun 21 2012, 9:28 PM EST
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wheelrite wrote:
[quote=frankj1]It is a good one.
But given that Syria and Egypt (and some other lightweights) are preoccupied, hardly seems like a fair fight.

.[/quote

whatever,,,
1 1/2 yrs ago you were spouting off like Arafat,,,


huh?
wheelrite Offline
#17 Posted: Thu, Jun 21 2012, 9:59 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
huh?


oops sorry Frank,,,

I meant to quote HD and slap him with hypebole and rhetoric...d'oh!
frankj1 Offline
#18 Posted: Thu, Jun 21 2012, 10:03 PM EST
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wheelrite wrote:
oops sorry Frank,,,

I meant to quote HD and slap him with hypebole and rhetoric...d'oh!

yeah dude. that's why I asked if he was coming around to the right side of things. I thought we went to war together!
OK, as you were. I'm going back to booze and the NBA. See y'all tomorrow.
HockeyDad Offline
#19 Posted: Fri, Jun 22 2012, 8:05 PM EST
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wheelrite wrote:
oops sorry Frank,,,

I meant to quote HD and slap him with hypebole and rhetoric...d'oh!




FAIL
HockeyDad Offline
#20 Posted: Fri, Jun 22 2012, 8:07 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
yeah dude. that's why I asked if he was coming around to the right side of things. I thought we went to war together!
OK, as you were. I'm going back to booze and the NBA. See y'all tomorrow.




Right side of things.......you mean build the tall wall and then fill it with water?
frankj1 Offline
#21 Posted: Fri, Jun 22 2012, 8:29 PM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
Right side of things.......you mean build the tall wall and then fill it with water?

You're definitely softening your position on Israel...
frankj1 Offline
#22 Posted: Fri, Jun 22 2012, 11:38 PM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
Right side of things.......you mean build the tall wall and then fill it with water?

You're definitely softening your position on Israel...

...or getting tougher on the Palestinians!
TMCTLT Offline
#23 Posted: Sat, Jun 23 2012, 6:45 AM EST
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z6joker9 wrote:
Where is the irishman that demands that the fly spit it out?



That is hands down one of my favorite westerns .....even though Costners acting is/was mediocre....
jwweod Offline
#24 Posted: Sat, Jun 23 2012, 12:55 PM EST
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wheelrite wrote:
was this a Rodney King Fly, at the bottom of the cup ?



Too soon. Unsure
Wait nevermind.....i forgot where i am posting!
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