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jackconrad Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Jul 12 2012, 9:30 PM EST
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Question :: Who does OBAMACARE classify as Primary Care Physician's...
DadZilla3 Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, Jul 13 2012, 3:10 AM EST
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jackconrad wrote:
Question :: Who does OBAMACARE classify as Primary Care Physician's...


Probably this guy, for one...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-drjkr8l3UiM/Txi1uTlnmZI/AAAAAAAAIIE/JBf0JV9FuSg/s1600/witchdoctor1.jpeg
Abrignac Offline
#3 Posted: Sat, Jul 14 2012, 2:49 PM EST
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Not who, but what: A computer program that a nurse practitioner will type your symptoms into to determine your ailment and your treatment.
FuzzNJ Offline
#4 Posted: Sat, Jul 14 2012, 3:22 PM EST
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Abrignac wrote:
Not who, but what: A computer program that a nurse practitioner will type your symptoms into to determine your ailment and your treatment.



Not even a trained nurse, it's gonna be a government bureaucrat with only a GED, an attitude and a one way ticket for you to a death panel for all white people and free mansions for everyone else.
jackconrad Offline
#5 Posted: Sat, Jul 14 2012, 11:56 PM EST
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DadZilla3 wrote:
Probably this guy, for one...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-drjkr8l3UiM/Txi1uTlnmZI/AAAAAAAAIIE/JBf0JV9FuSg/s1600/witchdoctor1.jpeg

Proctologist General ??

Maybye he could shrink John Kerrys' head !
GIBrett Offline
#6 Posted: Sat, Jul 14 2012, 11:59 PM EST
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FuzzNJ wrote:
Not even a trained nurse, it's gonna be a government bureaucrat with only a GED, an attitude and a one way ticket for you to a death panel for all white people and free mansions for everyone else.


Not too far from the truth I fear.
rfenst Offline
#7 Posted: Sun, Jul 15 2012, 1:57 AM EST
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Abrignac wrote:
Not who, but what: A computer program that a nurse practitioner will type your symptoms into to determine your ailment and your treatment.


Hey, if that will work then I am fine with it whether or not I have Obama-care
rfenst Offline
#8 Posted: Sun, Jul 15 2012, 2:03 AM EST
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jackconrad wrote:
Question :: Who does OBAMACARE classify as Primary Care Physician's...


Pediatricians
Family Medicine docs
Internal Medicine docs
Gynecologists

Just like health insurance companies have done for years. And, it won't change much- if at all- because it will have to be existing health insurance companies that manage the care.
edin508 Offline
#9 Posted: Sun, Jul 15 2012, 7:02 AM EST
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Welcome to Canada, Ay.
FuzzNJ Offline
#10 Posted: Sun, Jul 15 2012, 11:18 AM EST
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GIBrett wrote:
Not too far from the truth I fear.


No kidding.
teedubbya Offline
#11 Posted: Sun, Jul 15 2012, 11:31 AM EST
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There goes rfenst with the facts again ruining a perfectly good rant based on zero fact.
teedubbya Offline
#12 Posted: Sun, Jul 15 2012, 11:32 AM EST
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Oh and good mornin fuzz.
FuzzNJ Offline
#13 Posted: Sun, Jul 15 2012, 11:39 AM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Oh and good mornin fuzz.


Hope your hangover is getting better.
teedubbya Offline
#14 Posted: Sun, Jul 15 2012, 11:40 AM EST
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It's ok. Headache gone.
FuzzNJ Offline
#15 Posted: Sun, Jul 15 2012, 11:43 AM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
It's ok. Headache gone.


If you are still feeling queasy, go see a witch doctor or death panel.
teedubbya Offline
#16 Posted: Sun, Jul 15 2012, 1:53 PM EST
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You would never have talked to me like that if I wasn't in a wheelchair.
FuzzNJ Offline
#17 Posted: Sun, Jul 15 2012, 3:04 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
You would never have talked to me like that if I wasn't in a wheelchair.


It's how I got my Presidential Medal of Freedom. Hawking isn't very tough really. Big talker, but that's it.
FuzzNJ Offline
#18 Posted: Sun, Jul 15 2012, 4:15 PM EST
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bloody spaniard wrote:
LMAO!!! (ahhhhh, tears are beginning to flow & sinuses are clearing)

The bastid said "DOTORS". Man like dat is a man of ledders no doubt nohow.
jackconrad Offline
#19 Posted: Sun, Jul 15 2012, 10:30 PM EST
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Goodbye Cruel World..
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