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IF YOU COULD BE RICKAMAVEN FOR A DAY
Kawak Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 11-26-2007
Posts: 4,025
WAT WOUILD YOUI DO WITH THATD TIMEW
DrafterX Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,559
scrub my hands real good first off.... Mellow
bloody spaniard Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 03-14-2003
Posts: 43,802
LOL!

Think

Form an Abba tribute band & make Dancing Queen our opening & closing number.
wheelrite Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 11-01-2006
Posts: 50,119
a hurtful topic...
FuzzNJ Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 06-28-2006
Posts: 13,000
Raid his medicine cabinet.
robertknyc Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 07-24-2003
Posts: 5,475
Take a class on grammar and punctuation.
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248
YOU COULDN'T DEAL WITH WHAT I THINK, DO AND IMAGINE
ZRX1200 Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,628
DID YOU ORDER THE CODE RED?!
Buckwheat Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 04-15-2004
Posts: 12,251
I’d take a nap.
HockeyDad Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 09-20-2000
Posts: 46,160
I would paint my house.
teedubbya Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
I'd slap le hockeydad then call the police on myself
Kawak Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 11-26-2007
Posts: 4,025
Take Bush off my "people to kill" list hanging on my wall therefore removing any evidence.

And later, wash my coffee pot.
rwilly Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 07-16-2010
Posts: 1,987
This is awesome.


Applause Applause Applause LOL LOL LOL LOL Applause Applause Applause
HockeyDad Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 09-20-2000
Posts: 46,160
teedubbya wrote:
I'd slap le hockeydad then call the police on myself


HOW DAR YOU SAI SUCH A THIG.
teedubbya Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
HockeyDad wrote:
HOW DAR YOU SAI SUCH A THIG.



I SORRBY
daveincincy Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2006
Posts: 20,033
I would forget my cbid login information.
BuckyB93 Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 07-16-2004
Posts: 14,216
HA!
JadeRose Offline
#18 Posted:
Joined: 05-15-2008
Posts: 19,525
Oh fuq it.....I guess I would come on here and antagonize you fuqers
DadZilla3 Offline
#19 Posted:
Joined: 01-17-2009
Posts: 4,633
Start sending checks to the RNC...
HockeyDad Offline
#20 Posted:
Joined: 09-20-2000
Posts: 46,160
I would write in "George W Bush" on the Presidential election ballot, make a photocopy if it, and mail the copy to myself. Just imagine the next day when the real Ricka opens that letter!
teedubbya Offline
#21 Posted:
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
Dadzilla - set up auto deposit

HD - take a picture using his toothbrush as a supository and mail it too
bloody spaniard Offline
#22 Posted:
Joined: 03-14-2003
Posts: 43,802
If I could be Rick for a day, I could figure out this package that arrived from him, er, I mean me, today.
It resembles a metal cigar travel case with a set of fuses.Think Think Think
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#23 Posted:
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248
YOU PEOPLE FOR THE MOST PART ARE AN AMAZING GROUP. THE ONLY THING
YOU REALLY KOW ABOUT ME OR CARE ABOUT ARE MY POLITICS AND YOU ARE CAPABLE
OF IS ATTEMPTING TO INSULT ME.

THE ONE THING YOU HAVE NEVER LEARNED IS THAT FOR THE MOST PART I COULD CARE
LESS ABOUTGYOU AS A GROUP OF IGNORANT MOOKS. THERE ARE A FEW OF YOU THAT
MIGHT QUALIFY AS CIVILIZIE3D OR HAVE SOME INTELLECT AND YOU DON'T BITE AT THE
BAIT.

BUT ENOUGH ABOUT ME, LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW CHOSEN SCOUT MASTER.

BOOUGHT A MANUFAFFTURING COMPANY IN CHINA IN 1998. SELLS OFF A MANUFACTORING
PLANT H3E OWENS IN THE US. SCREWS THE WORKERS OUT OF THEIR PENTIONS, DESTROYS
THEIR ABLITY TO EARN A LIVING IN A ONE INDUSTRY TOWN, MAKES A TON OF MONEY BY MANUFACTORING WHATEVER IN CHINA IN SWEAT SHOP CONDDITIONS

GOOD NUSINESS MAN, IF WHAT HE SCREEWED THE WORK FORCE OUT OF YES. GOOD MAN,
NO HE IS A SELFISH EVILL LITTLE MAN, A SH IT TO BE PRECISE

DOES THAT MAKE HIM PRESIDENTIAL MATERIAL? PUT YOU JIG SAW PUZZLE AND/OR CRAYONS
DOWN AND THINK ABOUT IT. THAT MEANS TURN OF THE TV CARTOONS AND TRY TO IMAGINE
YOU ARE UNABL3E TO HAVE ANY MEALS AFTER THE ONE YOU FINISHED. WHEN YOUR STOMACHE
STARTS MAKING NOISES AND YOUR SUGAR DROPS, IS WILLARD THE PERSON YOU WANT TO CALL
OR THE CHENEY AND BUSH TEAM
robertknyc Offline
#24 Posted:
Joined: 07-24-2003
Posts: 5,475
Did you say something Rick?
bloody spaniard Offline
#25 Posted:
Joined: 03-14-2003
Posts: 43,802
When can we speak, Rick?
teedubbya Offline
#26 Posted:
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
I'd tattoo the word mook on my forehead.
wheelrite Offline
#27 Posted:
Joined: 11-01-2006
Posts: 50,119
teedubbya wrote:
I'd tattoo the word mook on my forehead.


in yiddish mook means bad poon, right ?
teedubbya Offline
#28 Posted:
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
Yes.
Kawak Offline
#29 Posted:
Joined: 11-26-2007
Posts: 4,025
Stop being so angry with ZRX1200. and get my willie washed
dubleuhb Offline
#30 Posted:
Joined: 03-20-2011
Posts: 11,350
RICKAMAVEN wrote:
YOU PEOPLE FOR THE MOST PART ARE AN AMAZING GROUP. THE ONLY THING
YOU REALLY KOW ABOUT ME OR CARE ABOUT ARE MY POLITICS AND YOU ARE CAPABLE
OF IS ATTEMPTING TO INSULT ME.

THE ONE THING YOU HAVE NEVER LEARNED IS THAT FOR THE MOST PART I COULD CARE
LESS ABOUTGYOU AS A GROUP OF IGNORANT MOOKS. THERE ARE A FEW OF YOU THAT
MIGHT QUALIFY AS CIVILIZIE3D OR HAVE SOME INTELLECT AND YOU DON'T BITE AT THE
BAIT.

BUT ENOUGH ABOUT ME, LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW CHOSEN SCOUT MASTER.

BOOUGHT A MANUFAFFTURING COMPANY IN CHINA IN 1998. SELLS OFF A MANUFACTORING
PLANT H3E OWENS IN THE US. SCREWS THE WORKERS OUT OF THEIR PENTIONS, DESTROYS
THEIR ABLITY TO EARN A LIVING IN A ONE INDUSTRY TOWN, MAKES A TON OF MONEY BY MANUFACTORING WHATEVER IN CHINA IN SWEAT SHOP CONDDITIONS

GOOD NUSINESS MAN, IF WHAT HE SCREEWED THE WORK FORCE OUT OF YES. GOOD MAN,
NO HE IS A SELFISH EVILL LITTLE MAN, A SH IT TO BE PRECISE

DOES THAT MAKE HIM PRESIDENTIAL MATERIAL? PUT YOU JIG SAW PUZZLE AND/OR CRAYONS
DOWN AND THINK ABOUT IT. THAT MEANS TURN OF THE TV CARTOONS AND TRY TO IMAGINE
YOU ARE UNABL3E TO HAVE ANY MEALS AFTER THE ONE YOU FINISHED. WHEN YOUR STOMACHE
STARTS MAKING NOISES AND YOUR SUGAR DROPS, IS WILLARD THE PERSON YOU WANT TO CALL
OR THE CHENEY AND BUSH TEAM

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dubleuhb Offline
#31 Posted:
Joined: 03-20-2011
Posts: 11,350
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jackconrad Offline
#32 Posted:
Joined: 06-09-2003
Posts: 67,461
I am Amazin ain't I !
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