This is so cool. Yeah, sure, some bare asses with a string running up the middle would have been a better gift, but hey... ya take what you can get.
I still think there ain't another mofo posting here who has the gonads and the self-deprecating humor to do what you did.
I haven't opened the thread since the first time (and I refuse to) but damn if it wasn't ballsy. Bravo, sir, and bravo to the ladies for being so thoughtful.