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Republican Congressman Proposes National Security Role for Uterus
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RICKAMAVEN Offline
#1 Posted: Sun, Aug 19 2012, 6:37 PM EST
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248

Republican Congressman Proposes National
Security Role for Uterus

Missouri Senate candidate Todd Akin
doubled down on his controversial
remarks about the female body today,
proposing a prominent national security
role for the uterus.

“From what I understand, there’s nothing
that the uterus doesn’t know,”
Rep. Akin told a reporter on KTVI-TV. “It’s
almost like Spiderman’s spidey sense,
if you will, except the tingling goes on
down in the lady parts.”

Rep. Akin said that given the uterus’s
extraordinary powers of detection, the
female reproductive system should be
America’s secret weapon in the war on
terror.

“If we posted a uterus at every airport
and a bunch of them along the border,
I would just love to see an evildoer get
past defenses like that,” he said. “Not
gonna happen, folks. Nothing fools a
uterus.”

Rep. Akin closed his interview with what
he called “the highest praise and respect”
for the female reproductive system.

“Not a day goes by that I don’t wish I was
as smart as a uterus,” he said.
CWFoster Offline
#2 Posted: Sun, Aug 19 2012, 10:19 PM EST
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Posts: 5,414
RICK! The Democrats beat him to it three years ago! Obama puts some even lower parts of the female anatomy in charge of the Defense Department and the rest of the National Security apparatus! When they order ICE and the boder patrol to avoid engagements with illegals, it's obvious they are running DHS as well! Now run along, and report me to Obama's website as someone who's probably a terrorist, because I've been spouting seditious lies and innuendoes about the Beloved Leader! (Or is he to be addressed as Dear Leader?)









































I missed ya man! As aggrivating as you can be, you weren't as generally intellectually dishonest as many who made me so sick I just left.
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#3 Posted: Mon, Aug 20 2012, 1:30 AM EST
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CWFoster

SORRY I NEVER HEARD IF ICE, EXVEPT THE GUY WHO USED TO CARRY THE BIG BLOCK
OF 25 CENT ICE UP TO THE THIRD FLOOR AND PUT IT IN OUR ICE BOX.

I DID MY GOOGLE AND COULDN'T FIND ANY PICTURES OF A WOMEN SHOWING
THE PARTS THAT WERE COVERED BY THE ICE.

FEEL FREE TO ELABORATE. I AM IN THE DARK.

YOU LEFT BECAUSE OF ME? I HAVE BEEN TARRED AND FEATHERED AND HAVEN'T GIVEN
UP THE FIGHT FOR JUSTICE, APPLE PIE, AND THE AMERICAN WAY I REMEMBER BEFORE
THE ERA OF THE PRINCE WAS APPOINTED KING BY A DISHONEST SUPREME COURT.

RBMiller
CWFoster Offline
#4 Posted: Mon, Aug 20 2012, 2:24 AM EST
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Posts: 5,414
RICKAMAVEN wrote:
CWFoster

SORRY I NEVER HEARD IF ICE, EXVEPT THE GUY WHO USED TO CARRY THE BIG BLOCK
OF 25 CENT ICE UP TO THE THIRD FLOOR AND PUT IT IN OUR ICE BOX.

I DID MY GOOGLE AND COULDN'T FIND ANY PICTURES OF A WOMEN SHOWING
THE PARTS THAT WERE COVERED BY THE ICE.

FEEL FREE TO ELABORATE. I AM IN THE DARK.

YOU LEFT BECAUSE OF ME? I HAVE BEEN TARRED AND FEATHERED AND HAVEN'T GIVEN
UP THE FIGHT FOR JUSTICE, APPLE PIE, AND THE AMERICAN WAY I REMEMBER BEFORE
THE ERA OF THE PRINCE WAS APPOINTED KING BY A DISHONEST SUPREME COURT.

RBMiller



I'm sorry, I momentarily forgot you were a Liberal, and made the assumption you were informed and capable of following context. ICE is Immigration and Customs Enforcement. DHS probably totally lost you That's the Department of Homeland Security.

I'm happy to elaborate old friend, of COURSE you're in the DARK, you're a Liberal! Winston Churchill had YOU in mind when he said "If you are under 30 and not a Liberal, you have no heart, if you're over 40, and not a Conservative, you have no brain"

No, I didn't leave because of YOU. There were some others who were intellectually bankrupt, who couldn't wrap themselves around that just because someone thought Bush was a safer choice than someone else, that DIDN'T mean you supported or even particularly liked him. It means that you understand veering off the road and ending up in a ditch is preferable to rear ending a semi at 80 mph. I honestly haven't LIKED anyone who's run for President since 1988. By te way, aren't you through beating up Bush? In case they haven't told you, he hasn't been President since 2008! that's been THREE and a half YEARS! And he had a Democrat House of Representatives and Senate for the last two! That's OVER Rick, you can move on now. Now we have a NEW President who has the most open and transparent administration in HISTORY! Well, except for when he's claiming executive privelege to keep Congress from finding out HE authorized an illegal operation that resulted in 2200 individual counts of violation of international arms treaties, violations of Mexican soveriegnty and the deaths of two US Federal Agents and a few hundred Mexican civilians. But what's that when compared to "Bush lied, people died" right? Obama made us LOTS of promises how he was going to be DIFFERENT than BUSH! he was going to close Gitmo, he was going to have the debates over Obamacare televised on C-Span and he was going to heal all our racial differences, and make us all be unified again! Did you take a nap and miss all of that?
CWFoster Offline
#5 Posted: Mon, Aug 20 2012, 2:46 AM EST
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OH! and one of my FAVORITE lines is the liberal feminists who say "get the government out of my uterus"! At the same time wanting the taxpayers to pay for their birth control!

there's an old saying. "Take the Kings Schilling and you become the King's man".............nah, let's not even go there
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