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Will Obama use the tsunami machine..??
DrafterX Offline
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Distant tropical threat in Florida on GOP convention radar
Published August 21, 2012
Associated Press

MIAMI – Forecasters are keeping a wary eye on a tropical depression in the Atlantic Ocean that poses a potential threat to Florida during next week's Republican National Convention in Tampa.

National Hurricane Center computer models Tuesday predicted the depression would grow into a hurricane over the next few days. Some models had the storm striking Florida or passing close after moving across Cuba as early as Sunday.

Forecasters caution that long-range storm track predictions can be off by hundreds of miles. A hurricane hunter plane was scheduled to investigate the system Tuesday.

Thousands of Republicans will gather in Tampa next week to nominate Mitt Romney for president and Paul Ryan for vice president. GOP and Tampa officials say they have contingency plans in case a storm blows through.



Film at 11.... OhMyGod
teedubbya Offline
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wonder if the rs are smart enough to get on the bus
DrafterX Offline
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LOL

yes but only 10 per bus... and no steerage.. Shame on you
teedubbya Offline
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turns out the earthquake machine is real

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/tesla
DadZilla3 Offline
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DrafterX wrote:
MIAMI – Forecasters are keeping a wary eye on a tropical depression in the Atlantic Ocean that poses a potential threat to Florida during next week's Republican National Convention in Tampa.

Hey it's never too late for Ray Nagin to blame everything on Bush again...
DrMaddVibe Offline
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DAMN THE TORPEDOES!!!


LET'S BOMB THE DAMS!!!
drywalldog Offline
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Jeb was pretty good with the storms.
dubleuhb Offline
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For some reason I think the people of the TB area will fare just fine. Now the news of this has the Dems giddy as Rumpraider at lights out.

DrMaddVibe Offline
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dubleuhb wrote:
For some reason I think the people of the TB area will fare just fine. Now the news of this has the Dems giddy as Rumpraider at lights out.




No, it's terrible already!

Why the "barrier" they installed to keep the GOP faithful from the elements has crashed down and they won't be able to repair it in time!


HOW WILL THEY BE ABLE TO WALK 400 FEET WITHOUT BEING IN THE AIR CONDITIONING!

drywalldog Offline
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Where is the libertarian convention this year?
wheelrite Offline
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drywalldog wrote:
Where is the libertarian convention this year?


Ron Paul's Bath House...

duh,,,
jetblasted Offline
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drywalldog wrote:
Jeb was pretty good with the storms.


Yes he was.
rfenst Offline
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The convention center is in a mandatory evacuation zone.
rfenst Offline
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drywalldog wrote:
Jeb was pretty good with the storms.


Yes, he was very good. Calm and cool image.
DrMaddVibe Offline
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rfenst wrote:
The convention center is in a mandatory evacuation zone.



So is 70% of the state!Frying pan Frying pan Frying pan Frying pan Frying pan
Stinkdyr Offline
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drywalldog wrote:
Where is the libertarian convention this year?


Shhhhhhh. Don't mention the Libertarian Party.
Sheeple might start waking up to the fact that Demicans = Republicrats and that there is an alternative to the socialist status quo out there.


Shhh Shhh Shhh Shhh
HockeyDad Offline
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drywalldog wrote:
Jeb was pretty good with the storms.



We haven't had a good governor since Jeb.
HockeyDad Offline
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DrMaddVibe wrote:
No, it's terrible already!

Why the "barrier" they installed to keep the GOP faithful from the elements has crashed down and they won't be able to repair it in time!


HOW WILL THEY BE ABLE TO WALK 400 FEET WITHOUT BEING IN THE AIR CONDITIONING!




If it rains there will be MFing outrage!
HockeyDad Offline
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teedubbya wrote:
wonder if the rs are smart enough to get on the bus



They won't.

(They have limos, helicopters, and jets.)
Buckwheat Offline
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Don’t you miss the days when the conventions actually meant something? They’ve just become a big w a n k fest. fog

I liked when the Presidential nomination went to the front runner and the VP nomination went to the #2 even if they hated each other.
drywalldog Offline
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Not too worried about that Stinky.
HockeyDad Offline
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Buckwheat wrote:
Don’t you miss the days when the conventions actually meant something? They’ve just become a big w a n k fest. fog

I liked when the Presidential nomination went to the front runner and the VP nomination went to the #2 even if they hated each other.



The conventions now are just big business events with drunken parties. (and police state level security)
DrMaddVibe Offline
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HockeyDad wrote:
We haven't had a good governor since Jeb.



Oh how they turn on Mr. Ooompa Loompa Orangehead and his beard!

Frying pan Frying pan Frying pan

To think, he wanted to be senator...in his mind I bet he thought he was gonna BE President! Now he chases ambulances for another shill of an attorney!horse
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teedubbya wrote:
turns out the earthquake machine is real

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/tesla



Think Think
DrMaddVibe Offline
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HockeyDad wrote:
The conventions now are just big business events with drunken parties. (and police state level security)



Other than the little party Bill Ayers whipped up in Chicago...they have been like frat parties...and excuses for flyover state morons to wear stupid hats, glasses and beads!Brick wall
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DrMaddVibe wrote:
Other than the little party Bill Ayers whipped up in Chicago...they have been like frat parties...and excuses for flyover state morons to wear stupid hats, glasses and beads!Brick wall



...Like they need an excuse!
DrMaddVibe Offline
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You shudda held onto those Pitchfork/Torch combo sets!

IF we do get hit with a Tsunami then they're gonna be needed...that and maybe some uppity Ron Paul delegates cudda ran out and took care of those "anarchists"...they've lined the streets with cage material now...it looks like Wrestlemania is gonna happen downtown! I'm soooooo damn glad I took next week off for vacation!

Let the bodies hit the floor...horse
HockeyDad Offline
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If the center of the forecast track stands as it is now, we will have a hurricane right on top of Tampa on Tuesday. That Obama is one mean SOB to pull this trick. I told you people you had better get under the cone.
drywalldog Offline
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That hurricane will have to get by me first. Did I just say that?
drywalldog Offline
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The Dems put their convention in another hurricane state, in the heart of season. What the hell are they thinkin?
rfenst Offline
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drywalldog wrote:
The Dems put their convention in another hurricane state, in the heart of season. What the hell are they thinkin?


They both have logitical idiots.
HockeyDad Offline
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It appears the Republicans have countered Obama's use of "The Halliburton-built Tsunami Machine" with the new "Hurricane Repellant Machine" and are deflecting the storm to.....







Wait for it........






New Orleans!

(Republicans hate New Orleans apparently)
DrafterX Offline
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Think this should be interesting......
wheelrite Offline
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Obama will steer it to the FL Panhandle,,,

that's where the white trash stays,,,
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do the white trash have buses..?? Huh
wheelrite Offline
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DrafterX wrote:
do the white trash have buses..?? Huh


no,
4 wheelers
DrafterX Offline
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Think how far can you get on a tank of gas on a 4 wheeler..?? Huh
HockeyDad Offline
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DrafterX wrote:
Think how far can you get on a tank of gas on a 4 wheeler..?? Huh



A little further than a Katrician can get on foot.
HockeyDad Offline
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(Lord, I apologize for that.)
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OhMyGod
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