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The Gov't and safe sex...
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E-Chick Offline
#1 Posted: Sun, Jun 23 2002, 3:19 PM EST
Joined: 06-15-2002
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The government announced today that it is changing it's emblem to a condom because it more clearly reflects the government's political stance. A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while it's actually screwing you.
SteveS Offline
#2 Posted: Sun, Jun 23 2002, 8:05 PM EST
Joined: 01-13-2002
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I was about to say ROFLMAO, but sadly, on second thought, it's all too true and not at all funny ... and you get no kiss, either ... e-, I will confess to a smile, though, at the way in which you put that ...
E-Chick Offline
#3 Posted: Mon, Jun 24 2002, 9:06 AM EST
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I know...I'm not implying Bush here, just government in general...from way back BEFORE condoms were daily discussion...
SteveS Offline
#4 Posted: Mon, Jun 24 2002, 9:15 AM EST
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I knew that ... it IS government in general ... federal, state, county, city .... it's the post office, the IRS, and every agency at every level ... government seems to be mainly concerned with defending existing "turf" and expanding it's role ... the legitimate functions of government were exceeded long ago ... I'm willing to bet there's still a Buggy Whip regulatory bureau in DC somewhere, complete with a Director and a full staff ... they may have nothing to do, but just try to cut their budget ... (oh, lookout, he's on his soapbox now) ... I better get to work before my blood pressure takes me through the ceiling ... lol
eleltea Offline
#5 Posted: Tue, Jul 2 2002, 6:42 AM EST
Joined: 03-03-2002
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The congress and the presidents have been doing for years what the Enron and Worldcom execs have done. The only difference is, Enron and Worldcom will fold and the government will expand.

Until the next tea party. The recent New York tobacco tax makes the 3 cent British tea tax look a wee bit mild, huh.
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