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Disturbed Man Gets Past Convention Security, Gives Keynote Address
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248
TAMPA
A mentally unhinged man slipped past security at theRepublican National
Convention last nightand delivered a keynote address before he was subdued.

The man ranted incoherently on a variety of subjects, frightening many in the
national television audience as security officials plotted their next move.

“We thought if we let him blow off some steam, maybe he would go quietly,”
said the security spokesman Harland Dorrinson. “But he just kept shouting.
I thought he was going to chew someone’s face off.”

After the man was subdued with a tranquilizer dart, Presidential nominee Mitt
Romney said, “I hope he gets the help he needs,” adding, “Having said that,
I’m going to repeal Obamacare on Day One.”

The entire incident has left the security staff “on edge,” Mr. Dorrinson said.

“A crazed individual breaking in and giving a nationally televised speech
is a once-in-a- lifetime kind of thing,” he said. “But it could happen again tonight.”

daveincincy Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2006
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I think the same thing happenend during the last "state of the union" address. Whistle
CWFoster Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 12-12-2003
Posts: 5,414
daveincincy wrote:
I think the same thing happenend during the last "state of the union" address. Whistle


I remember that! The last three at least! You'd think they'd post his picture or something!
DrMaddVibe Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,552
OK..

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CWFoster wrote:
I remember that! The last three at least! You'd think they'd post his picture or something!
CWFoster Offline
#5 Posted:
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DrMaddVibe wrote:
OK..

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THAT'S HIM! the rascal behind the teleprompter! He was babbling something about the Supreme Court allowing foreign campaign donations or something. he'd know ALLLLLLL about those, seeing as his people had to disable the software that would prevent canpaign donations from IP addresses outside the US! And now we find out there were phone banks set up raising funds for him in GAZA!
HockeyDad Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 09-20-2000
Posts: 46,187
So Ricka was in town and didn't tell us... We coulda had an Ybor herf.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,552
Someone has to serve the tea!
riverdog Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 03-28-2008
Posts: 2,600
RICKAMAVEN wrote:
Presidential nominee Mitt
Romney said, “I hope he gets the help he needs,” adding, “Having said that,
I’m going to repeal Obamacare on Day One.”




I don't care what side you're voting for, that's funny.Applause
chemyst Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 05-29-2006
Posts: 1,674
Too bad they kept the pitbull on a leash.
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