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Uptight lilly white socialist suburban housewives........
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Stinkdyr Offline
#1 Posted: Tue, Sep 18 2012, 7:45 AM EST
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are you going to vote for Obama again this time?


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DrMaddVibe Offline
#2 Posted: Tue, Sep 18 2012, 9:22 AM EST
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Fuzz is pissed Owedumba didn't do more damage! He wanted more debt through entitlements...for all. Then there's the whole keep the promise you made about Hope and Change, rainbows, unicorn rides and lollipops.
DrafterX Offline
#3 Posted: Tue, Sep 18 2012, 9:31 AM EST
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What did he promise the uptight lilly white socialist suburban housewives..?? Huh
HockeyDad Offline
#4 Posted: Tue, Sep 18 2012, 3:06 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
What did he promise the uptight lilly white socialist suburban housewives..?? Huh





I think it was "Once you go black....hope & change!" or something like that.
DrafterX Offline
#5 Posted: Tue, Sep 18 2012, 3:16 PM EST
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dpnewell Offline
#6 Posted: Tue, Sep 18 2012, 5:02 PM EST
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This is understandable. Lilly white socialist suburban housewives are usually married to liberal Nancy men who cower in the corner at the first sign of danger. They have created this fantasy in their minds, that with enough government restrictions on freedom, government will somehow be able to protect them when their hubbies can't/won't. Of course it's only a fantasy, but it makes them feel better.
kyman84 Offline
#7 Posted: Tue, Sep 18 2012, 5:11 PM EST
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YUP!!!
pdxstogieman Offline
#8 Posted: Tue, Sep 18 2012, 9:31 PM EST
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SMH
wild2brew Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, Sep 19 2012, 7:33 AM EST
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Lilly white socialist suburban housewives make the best MILFs.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Sep 19 2012, 7:39 AM EST
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wild2brew wrote:
Lilly white socialist suburban housewives make the best MILFs.



Not talking Not talking Not talking


I disagree...they're uptight and you're NEVER gonna score with them...IF you manage to get them into a bedroom you have to contend with skinny jeans that you have to rip of their bodies...then there's those HORRIBLE looking black frame glasses they wear and besides they're gonna just lie there and take it...no depth nor emotion..no, they're the WORST!
Stinkdyr Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, Sep 19 2012, 11:41 AM EST
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Husbands, please explain to your wives that every dollar they vote to let your gubment take out of your wallet is a dollar less you get to spend on them and your children.


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bloody spaniard Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, Sep 19 2012, 11:48 AM EST
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"Uptight lilly white socialist suburban housewives" who voted for Obama prolly wanted payback against their husbands for having little boys instead of girls.
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pdxstogieman Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, Sep 19 2012, 6:33 PM EST
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DrMaddVibe wrote:
Not talking Not talking Not talking


I disagree...they're uptight and you're NEVER gonna score with them...IF you manage to get them into a bedroom you have to contend with skinny jeans that you have to rip of their bodies...then there's those HORRIBLE looking black frame glasses they wear and besides they're gonna just lie there and take it...no depth nor emotion..no, they're the WORST!



Spoken like a person who lives their life vicariously through the internet. Never actually knowing what real people are like, but conjecturing from your own self reinforced set of fictional preconceptions. Maybe you just think they're uptight because you haven't scored with any of "them" and never will. Or maybe you did once and they realized what a mistake that was.
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#14 Posted: Thu, Sep 20 2012, 5:28 PM EST
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dpnewell

as a former fuller brush man selling door to door, i can attest to most housewives,
who gave me the opportunity, felt pretty good to me.
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#15 Posted: Thu, Sep 20 2012, 5:41 PM EST
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pdxstogieman 13

i have the feeling you are one smart cookie. you seem to have nurse mad vibe,
he of the 100 size fonts, and i am thought of as CAPS RICKAMAVEN.

DIDN'T YOU ASK ME 6 OR 7 QUESTION ON A THREAD NO LONGER HERE, AND DIDN'T
I ANSWER YOU OUT OF SEQUENC? IF ANY OR ALL PART OF THAT SENTENCE IS TRUE,
PLASE RESPOND TO ME [email protected]

SHOULD YOU CHOSE TO COMPLY, THIS MESSAGE WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN 15 SECONDS
wheelrite Offline
#16 Posted: Thu, Sep 20 2012, 5:59 PM EST
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I always loved farking Lib chicks when I was a young single guy...

except this one red headed girl,,,
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