OH NO, RICK, ROMNEY GOT A TAN. THAT'S IT. YOU’VE CONVINCED ME. OBAMA AND BINDEN ARE NOW MY MAN. HARD WORK, INNOVATION AND SUCCESS MUST BE PUNISHED. MEDIOCRITY, SLOTHFULNESS, AND DEPENDANCY MUST BE REWARDED. IF SOMEONE HAS MORE THEN YOU, IT MUST BE ILL GOTTEN GAIN, SO GOVERNMENT MUST TAKE FROM THEM, AND GIVE TO YOU. IF YOU HAVE MORE THEN SOMEONE ELSE, GOVERNMENT MUST TAKE FROM YOU, AND GIVE TO THEM. IT’S THE ONLY FAIR WAY. OH, AND VIRGINIAS. NO ONE THINKS ABOUT THE VIRGINIAS. FOUR MORE YEARS! FOUR MORE YEARS!