LOL! Hey, that's one (of the many) things that Hugh's got going for him! Not ape-man-back-fur-neckbeard wookie wooly, but not pre-pubescent-oh-no-I-missed-my-waxing-appointment-metrosexual- bald baby-chest! Juuuuuust enough fur to daydream about running your fingers through.....SIIIGGGHHH!!!
I'll bet he bakes a mean snickerdoodle, too... but you've got huckleberry pie on your resume, so he's definitely points you behind in that category!