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Last post 11 years ago by bloody spaniard. 2 replies replies.
On a cold January day.....
surfish1961 Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 01-27-2008
Posts: 7,346
.....an old man walked across Pennsylvania Avenue and approached the Marine post in front of the White House.

He spoke to the US Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."

The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer President and no longer resides here."

The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.

The following day the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."

The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is no longer President and no longer resides here."

The man thanked him and again just walked away.

The third day the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Obama. I've told you already that Mr. Obama is no longer the President and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?"

The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow, Sir."

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That old man is depending on you!!!
bloody spaniard Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 03-14-2003
Posts: 43,802
Think Sounds like the old man may also have OCD issues complicated by early alzheimers.

Good for that old man.Applause
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