Whistlebritches wrote:Not a clue as to what you're referring to with the GOD-planet status???????
They always seemed happy yet never had children.That may have been due to one of them's inability.......I honestly don't know.All I can tell you is they lived in Whittier Cali............and when we visited we took our own drinks,their water was worse than awful and as you know they drank little else.Prolly what killed em.....can you imagine life without good whisky?????
Ron
some weird thing about humans achieving god-planet status in the LDS beliefs. Don't worry about it. Super secret level we aren't supposed to know about as outsiders. More secret than the union suits. Gotta pay the 10% to be in, I guess, but I'm refusing.
Anyway, the whole thing started with a bad acid trip in New York State by Smith, not Brigham Young, (musta been the brown acid at Woodstock LSD/LDS hmmm) and the hallucination revealed that a set of hidden golden tablets, like a new set of 10 commandments or New New Testament or something, was buried somewhere in America (AKA the New Promised Land) for these new new Children of God to find and spread the word telling everyone...EVERYONE, that they were wrong and the NEW Word was out. I assume they found the buried treasure and called it The Book of Mormon. Unfortunately, they thought the St. Louis area was the promised land, but they got the snot beat out of 'em there...a new hallucination said to go to Salt Lake area cuz NO ONE lived there. Wrong Saint I reckon. Peace at last.
So we have the Old Testament (I call it The Prequel, obviously us Jews think God never needed a do-over) then the New Testament, then The Qoran (sp?) and then The Book of Morman. If I missed any of God's reissues, I'm sure they'll be out in paperback soon, or they never made the Times Best Seller List.
Ron, I was sincerely trying to be funny about your uncle and Mormons and multiple wives, guess I failed. I have personally known one Mormon (he had already left the Church of LDS) and he was as nice a person as I've ever known. Just finally decided they did not have the answer. Plus Danny Ainge is a Mormon and my SIL works for the Celts and says Ainge is a great guy too. No insult intended, just bad humor I guess. But my Mormon story may actually be pretty close to accurate, I hate googling and went totally off memory...dangerous for me to do!
and no, can not imagine life without good whiskey!
Frank