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surfish1961 Offline
#1 Posted: Mon, Jan 7 2013, 9:55 AM EST
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I just wanted to let you know - today I received my 2013 Social Security Stimulus Package. It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, two discount coupons to KFC, an 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my ass and a 'Blame it on Bush' poster for the front yard. The directions were in Spanish. Yours should arrive soon.
engletl Offline
#2 Posted: Mon, Jan 7 2013, 9:57 AM EST
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dang...I got shorted...didn't get no KFC coupons
watchurai Offline
#3 Posted: Mon, Jan 7 2013, 10:08 AM EST
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Posts: 9,289
Were the seeds at least genetically altered?
DrafterX Offline
#4 Posted: Mon, Jan 7 2013, 10:16 AM EST
Joined: 10-18-2005
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no tomato seeds for X..... Sad
engletl Offline
#5 Posted: Mon, Jan 7 2013, 10:26 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
no tomato seeds for X..... Sad

Did you get your gub'ment cheese at least?
DrafterX Offline
#6 Posted: Mon, Jan 7 2013, 10:27 AM EST
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Think
maybe if I dig thru the Burger King dumpster I can find a few slices with seeds in them..... Think
DrafterX Offline
#7 Posted: Mon, Jan 7 2013, 10:28 AM EST
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engletl wrote:
Did you get your gub'ment cheese at least?



still no gubment cheese either...... Sad
HockeyDad Offline
#8 Posted: Mon, Jan 7 2013, 10:31 AM EST
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t33bone Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, Jan 9 2013, 8:48 AM EST
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engletl wrote:
Did you get your gub'ment cheese at least?

Hoping mine lands today.

OH, and Happy Birthday Friday DJ.
Brewha Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Jan 9 2013, 1:28 PM EST
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I’m still waiting for my Reagan era trickle down . . . . .
tyyler82 Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, Jan 9 2013, 1:38 PM EST
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No phone?
Brewha Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, Jan 9 2013, 1:57 PM EST
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No phone upgrade eather . . . .
DrMaddVibe Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, Jan 9 2013, 2:09 PM EST
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Posts: 55,591
Brewha wrote:
No phone upgrade eather . . . .



There's an app for that.horse
CelticBomber Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, Jan 9 2013, 10:58 PM EST
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Brewha wrote:
I’m still waiting for my Reagan era trickle down . . . . .


Lol this made me laugh! Don't forget that deregulation of the Savings and Loan industry worked so well that we deregulated the banks... we all know that worked out really well too.
DadZilla3 Offline
#15 Posted: Fri, Jan 11 2013, 4:54 AM EST
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CelticBomber wrote:
Lol this made me laugh! Don't forget that deregulation of the Savings and Loan industry worked so well that we deregulated the banks... we all know that worked out really well too.

Actually it worked out GREAT.

...for the bankers, that is. All except for Lehman Brothers...coincidentally a rival back in the day of treasury secretary Hank Paulson's old buddies at Goldman Sachs. Think
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