America's #1 Online Cigar Auction
first, best, biggest!

Last post 11 years ago by bloody spaniard. 16 replies replies.
HOW MANY OBAMA SUPPORTERS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB ??
Jump to Bottom | Previous Topic | Next Topic
jackconrad Offline
#1 Posted: Sun, Feb 3 2013, 10:56 AM EST
Joined: 06-09-2003
Posts: 67,461
Answer--

NONE

(THEY PREFER TO REMAIN IN THE DARK)
Brewha Offline
#2 Posted: Sun, Feb 3 2013, 11:11 AM EST
Joined: 01-25-2010
Posts: 12,201
Damn!
I thought the answer was "Yo Mama".
bloody spaniard Offline
#3 Posted: Sun, Feb 3 2013, 2:54 PM EST
Joined: 03-14-2003
Posts: 43,802
HAHAHAHA- and Billy's mom fainted.
See? I get jokes too.jester
engletl Offline
#4 Posted: Sun, Feb 3 2013, 6:38 PM EST
Joined: 12-26-2000
Posts: 26,493
Answer

NONE

Gubment assistance will be along shortly to change it for them
ZRX1200 Offline
#5 Posted: Sun, Feb 3 2013, 6:46 PM EST
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,628
You have to name a czar to head a commitee to determine how best to do this ecologically and get a federal (union) workforce in place to properly handle the task responsibly.
Brewha Offline
#6 Posted: Sun, Feb 3 2013, 6:48 PM EST
Joined: 01-25-2010
Posts: 12,201
Know how many Romney supporters it takes to change a light bulb?

None - they don't believe in building infrastructure . . . .
DadZilla3 Offline
#7 Posted: Sun, Feb 3 2013, 7:12 PM EST
Joined: 01-17-2009
Posts: 4,633
Quote:
HOW MANY OBAMA SUPPORTERS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB ??

148,175,567...or 47% of the population.
HockeyDad Offline
#8 Posted: Mon, Feb 4 2013, 8:08 AM EST
Joined: 09-20-2000
Posts: 46,164
Brewha wrote:
Know how many Romney supporters it takes to change a light bulb?

None - they don't believe in building infrastructure . . . .




A Chinese-made lightbulb is now what passes as infrastructure to Democrats?
TMCTLT Offline
#9 Posted: Mon, Feb 4 2013, 8:57 AM EST
Joined: 11-22-2007
Posts: 19,733
Come on now.....everyone knows you can't even buy lightbulbs if your not sure it's "In the Budget"

Oh wait.....they don't have NO stinking budget.....my bad fog
TimFusco Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Feb 13 2013, 7:04 AM EST
Joined: 08-10-2012
Posts: 928
Speaking of light bulbs, am I the only one who has a HUGE stash of 100 watt incandescent bulbs?
DrMaddVibe Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, Feb 13 2013, 7:16 AM EST
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,513
HockeyDad wrote:
A Chinese-made lightbulb is now what passes as infrastructure to Democrats?



Yeah...pretty ironic eh?
rfenst Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, Feb 13 2013, 8:53 AM EST
Joined: 06-23-2007
Posts: 39,368
TimFusco wrote:
Speaking of light bulbs, am I the only one who has a HUGE stash of 100 watt incandescent bulbs?



No.
snowwolf777 Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, Feb 13 2013, 7:28 PM EST
Joined: 06-03-2000
Posts: 4,082
I'll also go with "None". They just stand on their rooftop and wait for FEMA to come by and do it. Then they go "make it rain" at the club with their "I ain't got no lights" government cash card.Dancing
Brewha Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, Feb 13 2013, 8:44 PM EST
Joined: 01-25-2010
Posts: 12,201
HockeyDad wrote:
A Chinese-made lightbulb is now what passes as infrastructure to Democrats?

Think of is as providing a 'light cone' of protection . . . .
jackconrad Offline
#15 Posted: Wed, Feb 13 2013, 9:56 PM EST
Joined: 06-09-2003
Posts: 67,461
TimFusco wrote:
Speaking of light bulbs, am I the only one who has a HUGE stash of 100 watt incandescent bulbs?

If i wuz you i would lock my doors and get a security system !
bloody spaniard Offline
#16 Posted: Mon, Feb 25 2013, 12:18 PM EST
Joined: 03-14-2003
Posts: 43,802
Confucius say, Thread with too many light bulb jokes soon burn itself out! Gonz
Users browsing this topic
Guest
Back to Top