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A Bush Poem for Rick
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eleltea Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, Jul 12 2002, 1:19 PM EST
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This is a poem made up entirely of actual quotes from George W. Bush. The quotes have been arranged only for aesthetic purposes, by Washington Post writer Richard Thompson [editors note: i don't think Thompson is a Republican, but this was e-mailed to me by a Republican friend of mine who can laugh at himself].



MAKE THE PIE HIGHER

by George W. Bush



I think we all agree, the past is over.

This is still a dangerous world.

It's a world of madmen and uncertainty

and potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked

Is our children learning?

Will the highways of the internet become more few?

How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.

I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.

I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.

Families is where our nation finds hope, where
our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!

Knock down the tollbooth!

Vulcanize Society!

Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher
Todog Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, Jul 12 2002, 2:43 PM EST
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LMAO! As I read this, I can't help but think of Will Ferrell from Saturday Night Live!
tailgater Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, Jul 12 2002, 6:59 PM EST
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God bless his humanity. I'll take this lovable fool over a polished scheister any day.
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#4 Posted: Sat, Jul 13 2002, 12:14 AM EST
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eleltea THANK YOU.
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#5 Posted: Sat, Jul 13 2002, 12:19 AM EST
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tailgater ---fool--One who is regarded as deficient in judgment, sense, or understanding..--we agree, bush is a fool.
JonR Offline
#6 Posted: Sat, Jul 13 2002, 7:23 AM EST
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Score : RICK = 1, tailgator = 0, tailgator you walked right into that one. lol JonR
Charlie Offline
#7 Posted: Sat, Jul 13 2002, 3:02 PM EST
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It is about time Rick scored one on Tailgater, otherwise he would be down by 10 to 1...tee hee! Charlie
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#8 Posted: Sat, Jul 13 2002, 3:33 PM EST
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Charlie ---tailgator is more fun on this board than you are. --- you and i agree too much about politics. he has some opposite viewpoints from mine.
eleltea Offline
#9 Posted: Sun, Jul 14 2002, 8:06 AM EST
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Rick - you're welcome. Dubbie does talk kinder funny sometimes, but he's a good ol' boy. When are we going to get a president without an accent? Only one I can remember in modern times is Ronald Reagan. My all time favorite and probably your all-time least favorite, right, Rick?
tailgater Offline
#10 Posted: Sun, Jul 14 2002, 7:10 PM EST
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Rick, how unlike you to limit words to a specific definition. Please look up "sexual relations" and reaffirm for all that Bubba didn't lie to America.
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#11 Posted: Mon, Jul 15 2002, 12:46 AM EST
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sexual relations=Sexual intercourse. american heritage dictionary.
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#12 Posted: Mon, Jul 15 2002, 12:49 AM EST
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or as they say in some parts of america, keep it in the family. ---for example, a husband sends his bride back to her family when he finds she is a virgen on their wedding night with a note saying if she ain't good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for me.
eleltea Offline
#13 Posted: Mon, Jul 15 2002, 6:54 AM EST
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Ah, Rick, that part of America is called Arkansas.
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