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teedubbya Offline
#1 Posted: Tue, Apr 9 2013, 1:29 PM EST
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Just wanted to be the first idiot to say it after the most recent attack.

See there is no global warming - throwing that one in there for the first unusually cool day this spring.
dpnewell Offline
#2 Posted: Tue, Apr 9 2013, 1:35 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Just wanted to be the first idiot to say it after the most recent attack.

See there is no global warming - throwing that one in there for the first unusually cool day this spring.





Come on TW. You may not be the brightest bulb in the box, but I won't call you an idiot.
teedubbya Offline
#3 Posted: Tue, Apr 9 2013, 1:37 PM EST
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dpnewell wrote:
Come on TW. You may not be the brightest bulb in the box, but I won't call you an idiot.


I am every bit as much of an idiot as all of you and you can't prove different based on the material I have given you.
paulkeck Offline
#4 Posted: Tue, Apr 9 2013, 1:45 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
I am every bit as much of an idiot as all of you and you can't prove different based on the material I have given you.

we will have to consult victor for his decision in this matter!!!
teedubbya Offline
#5 Posted: Tue, Apr 9 2013, 1:50 PM EST
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paulkeck wrote:
we will have to consult victor for his decision in this matter!!!


if you do that his lap dog jpotts will get involved and there will be words. Lots of them. Mostly meaningless drivel and we will never get resolution.
cacman Offline
#6 Posted: Tue, Apr 9 2013, 1:53 PM EST
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Was waiting for this. But there will be some real idiot that chimes in wanting stricter knife control in public areas, and we'll all be eating steaks with plastic utensils.
X-Acto's are the next threat.
bloody spaniard Offline
#7 Posted: Tue, Apr 9 2013, 1:55 PM EST
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Applause Applause Applause (good call on outlawing knives)
Knives kill 6x as many people as guns do.

President Hillary in 2016 (paid for by Citizens Railing Against Pocketknives- CRAP)
daveincincy Offline
#8 Posted: Tue, Apr 9 2013, 2:08 PM EST
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If they outlaw knives at least my kids will be justified in having bad table manners.

BAN STEAK KNIVES!
DrafterX Offline
#9 Posted: Tue, Apr 9 2013, 2:50 PM EST
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Ram has a bat.... ram27bat
teedubbya Offline
#10 Posted: Tue, Apr 9 2013, 3:15 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Ram has a bat.... ram27bat


and whacks off
z6joker9 Offline
#11 Posted: Tue, Apr 9 2013, 3:19 PM EST
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I've been expecting this for years- thankfully I've mastered slicing tomatoes via karate chop.
teedubbya Offline
#12 Posted: Tue, Apr 9 2013, 3:24 PM EST
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z6joker9 wrote:
I've been expecting this for years- thankfully I've mastered slicing tomatoes via karate chop.


you have been expecting RAM to whack off?
engletl Offline
#13 Posted: Tue, Apr 9 2013, 5:39 PM EST
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well great...just when I was going to go out and start a stockpile of knives, y'all go and create an artificial frenzy that knives will be banned
dkeage Offline
#14 Posted: Tue, Apr 9 2013, 6:03 PM EST
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engletl wrote:
well great...just when I was going to go out and start a stockpile of knives, y'all go and create an artificial frenzy that knives will be banned



T....The general....Prepper...ram27bat
TimFusco Offline
#15 Posted: Tue, Apr 9 2013, 6:19 PM EST
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Sitting here, with my popcorn....waiting for Victor to pop in.
bs_kwaj Offline
#16 Posted: Tue, Apr 9 2013, 6:27 PM EST
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14 stabbed at Houston-area college; suspect in custody

http://www.wfaa.com/news/texas-news/202155621.html

Morons everywhere.

(oh, maybe this was the most recent attack mentioned in #1. I just heard about it.)
8trackdisco Offline
#17 Posted: Tue, Apr 9 2013, 7:20 PM EST
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It was with an Exacto knife.

All science and art projects need to cease until Charles Schumer tells us what to do!
HockeyDad Offline
#18 Posted: Wed, Apr 10 2013, 1:12 AM EST
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TeeDubbya is for banning knives? He's probably also in favor of more knives at the same time.
ZRX1200 Offline
#19 Posted: Wed, Apr 10 2013, 1:36 AM EST
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How long till Gabby Giffords hubby buys a few?


Ya know......to turn over to the police.





Teedubbya yeah it's stupid but it's also the grabbers logic. Bless Ram's little wacking heart.
8trackdisco Offline
#20 Posted: Wed, Apr 10 2013, 5:26 AM EST
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We need to use common sense. Close the Knife Show loophole, and only allow one inch, paper, knives.
DadZilla3 Offline
#21 Posted: Wed, Apr 10 2013, 7:09 AM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
It was with an Exacto knife.

All science and art projects need to cease until Charles Schumer tells us what to do!


They can have our Exacto knives when they pry them from our cold, clay and tempera-stained hands.
victor809 Offline
#22 Posted: Wed, Apr 10 2013, 8:10 AM EST
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TimFusco wrote:
Sitting here, with my popcorn....waiting for Victor to pop in.


And why, pray tell, would you expect me to pop in?
TimFusco Offline
#23 Posted: Wed, Apr 10 2013, 8:13 AM EST
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victor809 wrote:
And why, pray tell, would you expect me to pop in?

Your posts are, generally, fun to read.
victor809 Offline
#24 Posted: Wed, Apr 10 2013, 8:24 AM EST
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TimFusco wrote:
Your posts are, generally, fun to read.


While I appreciate the sentiment...Not sure this thread has gotten interesting enough for me to jump in.

I mean, TW started it out beautifully... but it just doesn't really have legs...
DrafterX Offline
#25 Posted: Wed, Apr 10 2013, 9:05 AM EST
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victor809 wrote:
but it just doesn't really have legs...



somebody prolly cut them off with an exacto knife... Mad
victor809 Offline
#26 Posted: Wed, Apr 10 2013, 9:08 AM EST
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Well.... technically, at the time the constitution was written, "Arms" referred to muskets and cannon. The knife was no longer a primary military weapon. So, technically the 2nd amendment does not apply to the right to knives and swords. The government can take them from you with impunity.
victor809 Offline
#27 Posted: Wed, Apr 10 2013, 9:08 AM EST
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Sorry... forgot

Sarcasm
ZRX1200 Offline
#28 Posted: Wed, Apr 10 2013, 3:16 PM EST
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At the time of our founding "clopper" wasn't a word yet. But now the 1st amendment protects you Victor.
victor809 Offline
#29 Posted: Wed, Apr 10 2013, 3:29 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
At the time of our founding "clopper" wasn't a word yet. But now the 1st amendment protects you Victor.


Protects me from what? Drafter is the one who is obsessed with that.
DrafterX Offline
#30 Posted: Wed, Apr 10 2013, 3:33 PM EST
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no way man.... Not talking
I'd never even heard of them until you mentioned hanging out with them...... Not talking
teedubbya Offline
#31 Posted: Wed, Apr 10 2013, 3:44 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Protects me from what? Drafter is the one who is obsessed with that.


Drafter is just a regular brony
victor809 Offline
#32 Posted: Wed, Apr 10 2013, 3:45 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Drafter is just a regular brony


Nah... I'm pretty sure I saw drafter's picture in an article once. I think he calls himself sparkleshine and thinks glitter comes out of his ****.

The freak...
DrafterX Offline
#33 Posted: Wed, Apr 10 2013, 3:47 PM EST
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I'm telling Ram.... Mad
victor809 Offline
#34 Posted: Wed, Apr 10 2013, 3:49 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
I'm telling Ram.... Mad


whatevs, sparkleshine....
Secondz Offline
#35 Posted: Wed, Apr 10 2013, 4:20 PM EST
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Save fat People - Ban forks
TimFusco Offline
#36 Posted: Wed, Apr 10 2013, 9:46 PM EST
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Secondz wrote:
Save fat People - Ban forks

Puh-lease....we will find a way.
itsawaldo Offline
#37 Posted: Thu, Apr 11 2013, 8:20 AM EST
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How about just banning the scary looking ones?

Would cleavers be exempt, I hope so or my favorite cooking show "Chopped" would have ot change its icon.

maybe just ban the ones with menacing curved blades...
madbricky Offline
#38 Posted: Thu, Apr 11 2013, 10:15 AM EST
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Just wait till some nutjob goes crazy with a cigar cutter and tens of pinkys get chopped. Then it will be sporks only for public safety.
wild2brew Offline
#39 Posted: Sun, Apr 14 2013, 11:32 PM EST
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All of these mass shootings/knifings are done in schools.
Why not just ban schools?
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