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teedubbya Offline
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Company Sells Pork-Laced Bullets To Fight Islamic Terrorists
June 24, 2013 10:54 AM


An Idaho ammunition manufacturer has developed a new line of pork-laced bullets they hope will fight against Islamic terrorists – and keep them from going to heaven. (Photo via Facebook page)
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ammunition, Bacon, bullets, Dalton Gardens, haram, heaven, Idaho, islam, Jihawg, muslim, Peace Through Pork, pork-laced bullets, South Fork Industries Dalton Gardens, Idaho (CBS SEATTLE) – An Idaho ammunition manufacturer has developed a new line of pork-laced bullets they hope will fight against Islamic terrorists – and keep them from going to heaven.

South Fork Industries of Dalton Gardens, Idaho, took traditional bullets and coated them in pork-infused paint to make them “haram,” or unclean, under Islamic law. The company’s website labels the “Jihawg Ammo” bullets as “Peace Through Pork” and a “peaceful and natural deterrent to radical Islam.”

“With Jihawg Ammo, you don’t just kill an Islamist terrorist, you also send him to hell. That should give would-be martyrs something to think about before they launch an attack. If it ever becomes necessary to defend yourself and those around you our ammo works on two levels,” the company said in a press release earlier this month.

The pink and black box bills the bullets as “Freedom’s first choice in defensive ammunition,” and says, “There’s Pig in the Paint.” There’s a related line of gear that feature slogans like “Put Some Ham in MoHAMed” and a target poster that says “Give Em a Spankin with some Bacon.”

But some religious experts debate the theory that the bullets would prevent a Muslim from attaining salvation should they be shot with the pork-laced ammunition.

“There is no penalty for coming into contact with pork given by the Quran,’ said Shannon Dunn, assistant professor of religious studies at Gonzaga University, in an interview with Religion News Service. “To my knowledge, Muslims, especially unknowingly, would not be banned from heaven for eating or getting hit by pork. There are some interpreters who suggest that Muslims should eat pork than starve, if faced with that alternative.”

The “Jihawg Ammo” Facebook page has amassed nearly 6,000 likes and hundreds of comments discussing the controversial ammunition.

DrMaddVibe Offline
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Halliburton?
ZRX1200 Offline
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YES!
DrafterX Offline
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I heard DHS is gonna buy them all and throw them in da ocean.... Mellow
dstieger Offline
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And here I thought this thread was going to be about the Immigration and Customs Departments.

Wonder how many professors and assistant professors of religious studies they had to ask before finding one desiring publicity enough to bother with an assessment.
HockeyDad Offline
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This is a major failure for NASA under the Obama administration.
cacman Offline
#7 Posted:
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If it helps make ammo less expensive and easier to get for law-abiding Americans, who care. Got 22LR?
teedubbya Offline
#8 Posted:
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Can anyone in here be trusted not to bite the bullet?
bloody spaniard Offline
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Can't we just cropdust them with bacon drippings?
paulkeck Offline
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there will be mass suicides from people wanting a bacon fix!!
teedubbya Offline
#11 Posted:
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bloody spaniard wrote:
Can't we just cropdust them with bacon drippings?


I would like to point out that I trademarked my idea on pork broth waterboarding.
tailgater Offline
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So now TW is googling "pork bullets".

What's the matter? Not enough hits on "pork torpedo" or "pork dagger"?

bloody spaniard Offline
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teedubbya wrote:
I would like to point out that I trademarked my idea on pork broth waterboarding.


Yeah, but that's ONE at a time! I say shower them from above. Speaking of showering, the few who stay indoors or are burka'ed, can be baconized by introducing greasy leavins' into their water supply. Problem is, how often do they shower or even wash their hands? Think May have to resort to bacon "candy" iman dispensers for this stubborn 30%.
jackconrad Offline
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tailgater wrote:
So now TW is googling "pork bullets".

What's the matter? Not enough hits on "pork torpedo" or "pork dagger"?



Or Pork Bang Bang ??
rfenst Offline
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Utterly ignorant and stupid.
jackconrad Offline
#16 Posted:
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HAMMUNITION ???
daveincincy Offline
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I could never figure out why I struck out with girls of middle eastern decent until a friend told me to stop incorporating the phrase "pork sword" in my pickup lines. Anxious
teedubbya Offline
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daveincincy wrote:
I could never figure out why I struck out with girls of middle eastern decent until a friend told me to stop incorporating the phrase "pork sword" in my pickup lines. Anxious


there's that plus the fact that you prefer men. they sense such things.
DadZilla3 Offline
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I'm sure these will be quickly banned in California, Massachusetts, and various other areas having a high concentration of libtards.
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