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Cocaine
wheelrite Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 11-01-2006
Posts: 50,119
Since all the Potheads want a "GET OUT OF JAIL FREE" card.

Perhaps Crackheads should get the same deal,,,,


Medicinal Cocaine ?

hmmm ?

Think

wheel,
sd72 Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 03-09-2011
Posts: 9,600
Crack? Or cocaine? Powder form is considered non addictive.

Crack, well, that's whack.
cacman Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 07-03-2010
Posts: 12,216
sd72 wrote:
Crack? Or cocaine? Powder form is considered non addictive.

d'oh!
bloody spaniard Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 03-14-2003
Posts: 43,802
Had to delete my coke post in order to preserve what little credibility I might still have...d'oh!
DadZilla3 Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 01-17-2009
Posts: 4,633
Cocaine Blues
Johnny Cash

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq344ks1ieg

Early one mornin' while makin' the rounds,
I took a shot of cocaine and I shot my woman down.
I went right home and I went to bed,
I stuck that lovin' .44 beneath my head.

Got up next mornin' and I grabbed that gun,
took a shot of cocaine and away I run.
Made a good run, but I run too slow,
they overtook me down in Juarez, Mexico.

Layed in the hot joints, takin' the pills,
in walked the sheriff from Jericho Hill.
said, "Willy Lee, your name is not Jack Brown,
you're the dirty hack that shot your woman down."

Said, "Yes oh yes, my name is Willy Lee,
if you've got a warrant just a-read it to me.
Shot her down because she made me sore,
I thought I was her daddy but she had five more."

When I was arrested I was dressed in black,
they put me on a train and they took me back.
Had no friend for to go my bail,
they slapped my dried up carcass in the county jail.

Early next mornin' bout a half past nine,
I spot the sheriff coming down the line.
Talked and he coughed as he cleared his throat,
He said come on, you dirty hack into that District Court.

Into the courtroom my trial began,
where I was held by twelve honest men.
Just before the jury started out,
I saw that little judge commence to look about.

In about five minutes in walked a man,
holding the verdict in his right hand.
The verdict read in the first degree,
I hollered "Lordy Lordy, have mercy on me."

The Judge he smiled as he picked up his pen,
99 years in the Folsom pen;
99 years underneath that ground,
I can't forget the day I shot that bad bitch down.

Come on, you gotta' listen unto me,
lay off that whisky, and let that cocaine be.
SMIB Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 08-02-2013
Posts: 66
powdered or crack can be very addictive. just depends on the individual.
Brewha Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 01-25-2010
Posts: 12,201
What would Heisenberg do?
wheelrite Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 11-01-2006
Posts: 50,119
Brewha wrote:
What would Heisenberg do?


Jews smoke crack ?

who knew ?
rfenst Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 06-23-2007
Posts: 39,368
SMIB wrote:
powdered or crack can be very addictive. just depends on the individual.


True, IMO. However FDA Schedule may show otherwise. It is lawful to prescribe it for topical pain relief and in certain eye surgeries. Having said that, i think it some pretty nasty stuff.
sd72 Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 03-09-2011
Posts: 9,600
Coke ain't racist.
wheelrite Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 11-01-2006
Posts: 50,119
Coke would turn Mother Teresa into a whore,,,
TarponMan Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 12-19-2007
Posts: 144
In the 60s, cocaine was considered a harmless, organic, recreational drug. What happened between then and now?
wheelrite Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 11-01-2006
Posts: 50,119
TarponMan wrote:
In the 60s, cocaine was considered a harmless, organic, recreational drug. What happened between then and now?


Crack whores...

that's what,,,

wheel,
snowwolf777 Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 06-03-2000
Posts: 4,082
wheelrite wrote:
Crack whores...

that's what,,,

wheel,



They wreck everything.

Not talking
wheelrite Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 11-01-2006
Posts: 50,119
snowwolf777 wrote:
They wreck everything.

Not talking


they're ok if they go away when you aren't high..
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