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Burner02 Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Oct 10 2013, 7:30 PM EST
Joined: 12-21-2010
Posts: 12,884
I wanted to let you know that earlier today I received my "Obamacare enrollment packet" from the White House.

It contained:

· An aspirin and a band-aid.

· An 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker

· A 'Bush's Fault' yard sign

· A 'Blame Republicans first, then anybody and everybody' poster

· A 'Tax the Rich' banner

· An application for unemployment and a free cellphone

· An application for food stamps

· A prayer rug

· A letter assigning my debt to my grandchildren

· And lastly, a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my ass.

Everything was made in "China" and all directions were in Spanish.


Just saying!

d'oh!
crgcpro Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Oct 10 2013, 7:39 PM EST
Joined: 04-27-2012
Posts: 7,867
Awesome!
jackconrad Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Oct 10 2013, 7:41 PM EST
Joined: 06-09-2003
Posts: 67,461
LMAO!
sd72 Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Oct 10 2013, 7:45 PM EST
Joined: 03-09-2011
Posts: 9,600
What kinda phone?
Burner02 Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Oct 10 2013, 8:00 PM EST
Joined: 12-21-2010
Posts: 12,884
sd72 wrote:
What kinda phone?



I-4
wheelrite Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Oct 10 2013, 8:03 PM EST
Joined: 11-01-2006
Posts: 50,119
trash the cheese,,,

It's from Michelle's vulva,,,



wheel,
Burner02 Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Oct 10 2013, 8:20 PM EST
Joined: 12-21-2010
Posts: 12,884
wheelrite wrote:
trash the cheese,,,

It's from Michelle's vulva,,,



wheel,



She said it was for you!

OhMyGod
Billman Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Oct 10 2013, 8:26 PM EST
Joined: 06-23-2013
Posts: 82
You forgot about the "no pork pledge" & copy of the communist manifesto.......or was that just me?
wheelrite Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Oct 10 2013, 8:50 PM EST
Joined: 11-01-2006
Posts: 50,119
Burner02 wrote:
She said it was for you!

OhMyGod


Don't be so gauche you peasant !

everyone know that angry menopausal black broads ferment the stinky cheese,,,,


wheel,
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