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Prayer
Burner02 Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 12-21-2010
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In Church this morning, I heard a sweet elderly lady in the pew next to me saying a prayer. It was so innocent and sincere that I just have to share it with you:


“Dear Lord, this has been a tough four to five years. You have taken my favorite actor Patrick Swayze. My favorite musician Michael Jackson. My favorite Blues Singer Amy Winehouse. My favorite actress Elizabeth Taylor. My favorite singer Whitney Houston. And now my favorite author Tom Clancy! I just wanted you to know that my favorite politicians are Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, and Harry Reid. Amen.”
dharbolt Offline
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ZRX1200 Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
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That old bitch didn't say CROS or Teedubya did she?
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jackconrad Offline
#5 Posted:
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Prayers work !
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